There was silence. Anticipation creeped through the room like a panther. No
  one moved, no one said a word. Hope gleamed from their eyes. And suddenly
  she was at the door with a wicked grin. The cat. "Okay Ladies and Gents. Our
  mistress went bronzing. It's play time!"
  The stuffed cow Sat up on Willow's pillow and sighed. "I thought she was
  going to spend all weekend cooped up!"
  "You think you're cooped up?!?!" The monster crawled out from under the
  bed. "I never get sunlight! Sheesh. Some cows." The monster made a
  snort-like sound as it made it's way to the light streaming in from the
  window. Lounging on her stomach the monster smiled. "Now this , my dear
  stuffed friends is the life."
  "Sunbathing?" The cat groaned. "That's all you're going to do? Come on! Why
  not hack your way into the school's computer and make Buffy pass all her
  classes like we did last time?"
  "Or hey," the triceratops chimed in. "We could erase all their tardies.
  That would mess with Snyder's mind, don't you think? I mean Willow always
  says he keeps track of them."
  "You are so uncreative." A french voice called out. The animal cracker box
  tipped over and out poured every cracker. Each cracker took it's turn
  leaping into the closet searching for old Barbie clothes while the monkey
  stood straightening it's pants. "Why don't we hack in the State's silly
  little FBI files and zen we could see how many vampires are on zee most
  wanted leest. Sounds good, no?"
  "Silly little cracker." The goose honked. "We might get our Willow in
  trouble. Why don't we play...Scrabble!" the goose's eyes lit up.
  "I do not play zis silly little game called Scra-bell. It eees nonsense."
  The monkey replied in a haughty voice.
  "You're only saying that because you can't spell in English." The raccoon
  who was digging around in willow's trash-can replied.
  "English eees a stupid language." The monkey defended. "Zee only reason I
  speak it eees so you understand me."
  "I'd understand you just fine." The cow replied. "You think you're so cool
  because you can speak 2 languages. Hah! Watashi ga shichi-dai no gengo o
  hanashimasu."
  The whole crowd of animals stared at the Cow. "Sis," The cat said slowly.
  "We didn't comprehend any of that.
  "Oh who cares." The worm crawled out from it's book. "Why don't we finish
  Willow's homework for her? That'd be nice of us. And that way," the ever
  brilliant bookworm (for it's a known fact that bookworms are brilliant) told
  them in stuffy nosed voice. "She'll go out even more."
  "Yeah but she'll be going out with that guy, Oz." The dog growled.
  "He smells like a brother." The grey wolf replied from his window sill.
  "Leave 'em alone."
  "I agree with Wormy." The duck quacked out. "Now who knows Shakespeare?"
  The cat meowed in return. "That'd be me cats and jammers." The cat cracked
  a grin. "I am the actress after all."
  "Oh some big actress." The cow scoffed. "We're the ones who pretend to be
  inanimate."
  "Be grateful." The cat sneered. "At least you have a lookout. Without me
  you'd have nothing."
  "And zey say I am zee arrogant one?" The monkey rolled his eyes as he
  surveyed the rest of the crackers who were adorned in Barbie clothes. "I
  like zis." the monkey pointed out the pink dress on the elephant cracker.
  The elephant frowned. "Don't mock me with your monkey pants." It told him
  warningly.
  "Pink elephants on parade." The horse neighed with a smile. "I for one am
  channel surfing." The horse flipped the T.V. on. "Babylon 5. Finally."
  "Delenn Deserves Better." the crackers immediately replied in fear.
  "Boy," the horse smiled. "Telling them you eat bread products really makes
  them slaves. Hee hee. I'm so evil."
  "Well I can do the English." The wombat whuffled happily. "I like to
  spell." The wombat grinned at the monkey cracker.
  The monkey cracker crunched unhappily.The rabbit scrunched it's nose up."So
  what else have we got?"
  "Calculus." The tiger shivered in fear. The lion stared blankly at tiger
  in fear. The tiger shrugged.
  The cow waved "I taught myself every math theorem in Willow's math books."
  The animals looked at each other . The tiger handed the calculus book and
  the notebook to the cow. "However ," The cow sighed. "I have hooves."
  The cat looked at the cow. "Umm who has fingers?" She looked at her paws
  helplessly.
  "I have fingers." The koala said in a soft voice. She pulled more leaves
  from her pouch. "Why?" She asked her mouth full of leaves.
  "Can you do calculus?" The cow asked hopefully.
  The leaves fell from the koala's mouth in horror. "What?????"
  "Guess not."The cow frowned. "Can you write stuff for me?"
  The koala sighed and sat down with the cow to do calculus. "Okay animals
  and crackers." The cat continued. "Who knows Chemistry?"
  The panda took the monster approach and dove under Willow's bed. "No I
  wrote out the elemental charges last time!!!"
  "Okay scratch the panda." The worm checked off the panda on his list. "How
  about the triceratops?"
  The triceratops stared at the worm. "I came before math."
  "I would..." the serpent hissed. "But I don't even have arms so I'm out."
  "Well I could do it." Tigger announced. The animals slowly turned their
  heads to stare at the orange and black striped thing.
  "I'll do it." The dog announced readily. The worm smiled appreciatively.
  "OH bother." Pooh Bear sighed. "More comercials."
  A taco commercial flashed upon the screen. "Yo quiero taco bell." The
  Chihuahua announced. The llamas looked down at the dog and frowned. The
  Chihuahua immediately silenced itself, though the urge to murmur "A taco
  revolution, I'm there." was strong.
  The mouse gave a squeaky laugh. Then it leaped upon Willow's desk and
  turned on the computer. It sat on the plate munching on the last cookie.
  "If you give a mouse a cookie." The dragonwolf shook it's mighty head. "I'm
  with monster. It's the sunbath for me. "
  The zebra neighed at the dragonwolf. "Oh no you don't. You're helping me
  with Willow's U.S. History."
  "And what do I know about US History?" The dragonwolf exclaimed. "I"m a
  fantasy creature not a cowboy."
  "But," The zebra replied with a snuff. "being a mythical creature you have
  hands and therefore can write and I can't." The zebra dropped the book in
  front of the dragon.
  The panda came out from under the bed and sighed with the piggiein unison.
  "I think ," the piggie oinked. "We have the extracurricular activities section."
  "Ring around the rosies , pockets full of posies, ashes ashes, the vamps
  fall down." The panda chimed as she took willow's seat.
  The worm crawled down the bookshelf and squirmed it's way towards the
  window sill hoping to sit on the tree for it's bit of rest. The wallaby
  spotted it. Now mind you the wallaby hasn't eaten anything since the last
  time Willow went out for a whole night. And at the moment the worm
  looked...yummy. The wallaby leaped at the worm. The cat saw what was about
  to transpire and signaled to the flying squirrel. The squirrel leapt from
  the top of the bookshelf and swooped down to capture the bookworm between
  it's tiny hands. The worm was too slippery and as the squirrel reached the
  ceiling, the draft from the open window was carrying her upwards, the worm
  slipped from her fingers into the ceiling lamp. "Oh shoot!" the cat
  exclaimed as the worm called out frantically for help. The cat glared at the
  wallaby. "I can't believe you did that!"
  "It was him or the crackers." The wallaby said in a deadpan voice.
  "Well," The llama sighed. "We have to rescue poor Wormy."
  "I have an idea." the cat replied. And thus they arranged themselves. The
  lama brought the chair into the middle of the room and stood on top of it
  followed by the cow who stood on top of the lama. The rabbit jumped up ontop
  of the cow and the cat leapt ontop of the rabbit. Amid exclaims of "watch
  your claws" the cat finally latched onto the edge of the glass cover for
  Willow's new ceiling lamp, effectively hanging in the air a few feet above
  the rabbit. The animal crackers were cheering them on and the other animals
  were taking a lively interest in the heroic rescue of the poor book worm,
  when the door swung open.
  Willow walked in , having realized she'd forgotten her purse. She stared at
  her stuffed animals , many of whom were sitting in front of her school
  books or her computer. The cat latched onto the book worm and Willow ran to
  the livingroom to get Buffy who was waiting for her. Quickly the animal
  crackers tore off their Barbie clothes and leapt into their box, while the
  animals arranged themselves. All poohbear could say was "oh bother" as the
  horse turned off the T.V. and Tigger bounced around putting the books back
  in their pace. The mouse hit the off button on the computer and the cat put
  the squirrel and the worm back into their places, all the while glaring at
  the wallaby.
  Willow rushed in, Buffy on her heels and they both stared at the cat who
  sat in a pile of Barbie clothes with her paw on the box of animal crackers
  (well someone had to shut it!). "Wow Will." Buffy smiled squeezing her
  friends shoulder. "You have a Rupaul kitty." Buffy gestured to the Barbie
  clothes.
  "Actually the cat is a girl. But I swear Buffy they were moving!"
  "This may be the hellmouth Will," Buffy smiled at her friend, "but I think
  that you'd have noticed before if your stuffed animals were alive. C'mon
  let's go, before the vamps come out and play."
  The walked out the door and Willow turned off the light and shut the door
  behind her. "Now that," the rabbit quivered it's nose. "was too close."
 
 

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  Well that was it! What did you think? Does anyone want a sequel? I'd love
  feedback seeing as how I'm very unsure about it. So Please let me know. But
  no flaming.Thankyou!!!
 

  Recceanna Valourawynne