Temporary Insanity
                                                           by Blu
 



 
A deafening scream interupted the sanctity of the library. Giles, who was reading a bulky
leatherbound book, while standing up, dropped it. The book landed with a thud. Xander
was eating a Twinkie and he swallowed it whole, immediately choking. He doubled over,
coughing adn spluttering. Cordy had be leaning over the table, but when she heard the
scream she jumped and let out a shriek.

Willow, who had screamed, stomped her foot angrily, and slapped her hands down on the
keyboard of "her" (technically, the library's) computer.

"Aaaaugh!" Willow whacked the top of the monitor, none to gently either. "Let" (whack)
"me" (whack) "have" (whack) "on!!!" Thump. Her fist crashed into the modem.

The library doors flew open. Oz ran in. "What's wrong??!" he demanded, confused.
Xander, Cordelia, and Giles all stood openmouthed, gaping at Willow. Xander managed
to poin to Willow, and she continued her not-so-little tantrum. Oz didn't even blink.

He strode over to Willow, dodging the mousepad that was flung in his direction. Before
Willow could help the mouse follow its counterpart, Oz grabbed her upper arms and
turned her to face him.

"Willow, Willow! What's up, cutie?" Oz asked lightly, forcing her to look into his face.
Willow's eyes were wide and angry.

"The computer!" Willow hissed, trembling with rage. "I tried to get on the internet and-"
Willow pulled away from Oz with another shriek. She turned toward the computer.

"Willow," Oz warned ominously. She paused. "You know that's school property."

Willow turned to face Oz, her face reddening with her anger.

"You don't understand!" She shouted, advancing on Oz. "It wouldn't let me on the
internet!" Oz stayed cool, even as Willow closed in on him. < Can anything ruffle his
feathers? > Willow wondered in the back of her mind. < Maybe we'll just find out. >

Oz raised his hand in surrender. "Can't you try again?" he asked. Willow kept coming
closer.

"I tried again," Willow's decibel level returned to a more normal level, causing Oz to
relax prematurely. Her next words froze him in place. "20 times." Willow's voice was
cool, as were her eyes. < Icy was more appropriate > Oz thought. Willow took another
step toward Oz. Only a foot of space separated them now. Willow raised her arm and ran
her hand down the side of Oz's face. He remained absolutely still. Willow moved in on
him and placed a taunting kiss on his lips.

Oz swallowed. Xander chose that moment to try to intervene. "Willow, come on. It's just
a computer," he soothed. His words grated on Willow's nerves. She turned on Xander
quickly.

"Stay out of this, Xander!" she screamed. Oz felt his eardrums pop. < So much for the
decibel thing. > "Just a computer," she muttered, turning back to Oz. Her eyes flashed.
Strangely, Oz found this attractive (in some weird werewolf sort of way). He smiled
unconsciously.

"You think this is funny??!" Willow's voice could've been heard from the football
stadium (wasn't there one in "Some Assmebly Required"?).

"No," Oz growled, rubbing his ears. < I guess I'm tired of playing games. > Oz gritted his
teeth. "Sit down!" he ordered in a voice that demanded Willow obey. She did. Willow
looked up at Oz with surprised eyes. Then her eyes filled with tears.

"I want my internet!" Willow wailed pitifully. She sobbed into her hands.

Oz looked over her head to Xander and Cordelia and Giles. He face asked them what
was wrong. Xander raised his eyebrows and shrugged. Cordy was staring at Willow like
she'd sprouted fangs and a "game face". Giles looked on helplessly. He anxiously took
off his glasses, played with them for a second, then placed them back on their precarious
position on his nose.

Oz patted Willow's back comfortingly. She looked up at him, tears still streaking down
her face. Her eyelashes were matted with tears. Then her mouth opened in a silent
scream and her eyes widened with fright, staring at something behind Oz.

Oz turned around quickly, expecting a scary monster of some kind, but saw nothing. He
glanced carefully at Willow again. She continued to stare at a spot behind Oz. The others
looked around the room but saw nothing.

"Miss Calendar?" Willow asked shakily. The group in the library looked at Willow in
shock. Giles' face noticeably paled, and his hands began to shake. Cordy moved closer to
Xander, who placed a comforting hand on her shoulder.

"Is it really you?" Willow's voice was now reduced to a whisper. She saw the faint figure
of Miss Calendar step toward her.

"It's me. In a way." Willow watched the ex-computer teacher walk past her to the
computer and gently run her hand over the top of the monitor. "Is something wrong with
the computer?" Miss C. asked quietly.

Willow shook her head 'no', wiping her face with her hands. "The phone lines are too
busy, and it won't let me get on the internet!" Willow felt her spunk returning. "I just
wanted to get on the internet!" Willow stood and took her place at the computer. She
sank into her comfy chair.

"Try one more time, Willow, for my sake," the almost invisible Miss C. said patiently.

"Okay." Willow logged onto the internet in less than a minute. "Hey, it worked!" she
exclaimed happily. "Miss Calendar it worked!" she turned to look at the teacher but
Miss C. was already gone. Vanished.

Willow's face fell, but then she slowly turned to the computer and a smile brightened her
face. The other four occupants of the library looked at each other with raised eyebrows.
They shook their heads and tried to clear their brains.

Had any of that really happened? Or had the last hour been all a dream? Will they ever
know the truth? Willow surely won't tell.



 
 

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