The #BeastiesChat News! (edited to make us sound somewhat intelligent.)
*announcer voice: Back to our regularily scheduled programming*
* Megaraptor borrows DC's sawback machete and slaughters the announcer, grinning evilly to the camera
*beeping noise* "this just in crazed jack rabbit being persued by winged wolf in local forest here's Megaraptor with a full report"
Pstt Mr your on
* Megaraptor throws the bloody machete aside casually "Ummm... a crazed jack rabbit is being persued by a winged wolf in a local forest."
"The end."
"Ahh thanks Mr... captivating as always, now heres Botcat with the weather"
* Botcat blinks
Pstt Bc your on man
* Megaraptor discretely hands BC a script for the weather, and runs off camera
*script just so happens to be of Hamlet, and not the weather.*
"To be or not be. That is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind..."
"Hey, wait a minute!"
"Hmm.. this gets interesting later on.."
SO tell us botcat are the dewpoints rising?
"No, something up with Horatio and Hamlet.."
"Oh my God, Hamlet! That's your mother!"
Which brings us to out next story, illicet love affairs of shakespearian stars, now with this story here's KBC's own NS
"Hey everyone. On these affairs.." *looks off camera* "OH MY GOD! WHO LET THE PENGUINS IN HERE!?!?!"
Sorry to interrupt ladies and gentlemen but it would apear NS has gone insane *SEG* so to continue this story, heres our resident pervert Megaraptor
*screaming is heard as NS gets ripped apart by the 30 penguins*
"Huh? Wait a minute..."
"Just because of that one time does NOT make me a pervert..."
*looks off camera* "Can we get animal conrol in here, they told us these damned things wouldnt be back"
* Nightstreaker yells out before his throat is torn out "Tell my wife that I love...*silence*"
* Megaraptor watches a bloodied penguin walk by "Hmm."
Oh please Megaraptor all those things you made me do MORE than made you a perv... *looks at the camera* now with sports heres Cheetor
* Nightstreaker is seen in the studio seats, perfectly fine "That oughta give those SOBs some excitement in their crappy lives"
* Megaraptor runs up to Cheets and takes his pulse "OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED CHEETS!"
Thank you Cheetor, now with sports it appears... to be a blood covered penguin
* TM_|Cheetor| gets up...
"Squack Squeek Howel Squeek Squack"
penguin #2>"Dooby dooby dooooo..."
thank you *hands him a Bud Light* Ok next up ladies and gentlemen do you know what your children are doing on the internet at night?
Our studies show that an overwhelming... *Air raid sirens*
"Oh god their back... JIMMY WAS RIGHT.... NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
* Nightstreaker dives under the buffet table
"AGHHHHHHH!!!! PRIMUS SAVE US ALL!!!!"
*screen goes to an old indian guy with "please stand bye" written under him*
* CrAcKeRjAcK picks up a penguin ripss his head off with his teeth and hurls it
*Penguin go EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
* TM_|Cheetor| dives under a desk
* Megaraptor takes cover
* Nightstreaker hides under the buffet table "Primus, I shoulda stayed in the military"
* CrAcKeRjAcK picks up botcat, pulls the pin and throws him
* CrAcKeRjAcK takes a camera slides it under his jacket and runs off out of the station
* Nightstreaker sighs, and leaves the studio, going back to his old job in rp land
* Megaraptor shrugs and casually walks over the pieces of bloody penguin remnants to Chat land
* TM_|Cheetor| sticks a bomb to the underside of the desk he was under and runs out of the building
"Please disregard the preceding news stories as well as anything spoken by the those cast members. Now, to bring you some normal news is a disgruntled quadraparylgic scuba diver in a blue dress hung above a palm tree."
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