Seinfeld Scripts

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Season 4:

The Trip, Part One
The Trip, Part Two
The Pitch/The Ticket
The Wallet
The Watch
The Bubble Boy
The Cheever Letters
The Opera
The Virgin
The Contest
The Airport
The Pick
The Movie
The Visa
The Shoes
The Outing
The Old Man
The Implant
The Junior Mint
The Smelly Car
The Handicap Spot
The Pilot

Season 3:

The Note
The Truth
The Pen
The Dog
The Library
The Parking Garage
The Cafe
The Tape
The Nose Job
The Stranded
The Alternate Side
The Red Dot
The Subway
The Pez Dispenser
The Suicide
The Fix-Up
The Boyfriend
The Limo
The Good Samaritan
The Letter
The Parking Space
The Keys

Season 1:

The Seinfeld Chronicles
The Stake Out
The Robbery
Male Unbonding
The Stock Tip

Season 2:

The Ex-Girlfriend
The Pony Remark
The Jacket
The Phone Message
The Apartment
The Statue
The Revenge
The Heart Attack
The Deal
The Baby Shower
The Chinese Restaurant
The Busboy

Season 5:

The Mango
The Puffy Shirt
The Glasses
The Sniffing Accountant
The Bris
The Lip Reader
The Non-Fat Yogurt
The Barber
The Masseuse
The Cigar Store Indian
The Conversion
The Stall
The Dinner Party
The Marine Biologist
The Pie
The Stand-In
The Wife
The Raincoats (1 Hour)
The Fire
The Hamptons
The Opposite

Season 6:

The Chaperone
The Big Salad
The Pledge Drive
The Chinese Woman
The Couch
The Gymnast
The Soup
The Mom and Pop Store
The Secretary
The Race
The Switch
The Label Maker
The Scofflaw
The Beard
The Kiss Hello
The Doorman
The Jimmy
The Doodle
The Fusilli Jerry
The Diplomat's Club
The Face Painter
The Understudy

Season 7:

The Engagement
The Postponement
The Maestro
The Wink
The Hot Tub
The Soup Nazi
The Secret Code
The Pool Guy
The Sponge
The Gum
The Rye
The Caddy
The Seven
The Cadillac (1 Hour)
The Shower Head
The Doll
The Friars Club
The Wig Master
The Calzone
The Bottle Deposit (1 Hour)
The Wait Out
The Invitations

Season 8:

The Foundation
The Soul Mate
The Bizarro Jerry
The Little Kicks
The Package
The Fatigues
The Checks
The Chicken Roaster
The Abstinence
The Andrea Doria
The Little Jerry
The Money
The Comeback
The Van Buren Boys
The Susie
The Pothole
The English Patient
The Nap
The Yada-Yada
The Millennium
The Muffin Tops
The Summer of George

Season 9:

The Butter Shave
The Voice
The Serenity Now
The Blood
The Junk Mail
The Merv Griffin Show
The Slicer
The Betrayal
The Apology
The Strike
The Dealership
The Reverse Peephole
The Cartoon
The Strong Box
The Wizard
The Burning
The Bookstore
The Frogger
The Maid
The Puerto Rican Day
The Finale