Your Wife Is Cheating On Us Again

Jesse:

Now buddy I'm not one to spread tales around
But I spotted your wife and another cowboy at every honky-tonky in town

Ian:

Now we've been friends through thick and thin
It's the least that you can do

Jesse:

Well me and her have been pretty darn close
And there's nothing I wouldn't do for you

Both:

Your wifes been cheating on us again
What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine
That's the way it's always been
Now if you don't help me staighten it out
We ain't gonna stay friends
Your wife's been cheating on us again

Ian:

Well buddy you can be just a little bit sore about this
My poor old eyes is getting sore from pounding on your fists

Jesse:

So let's shake hands and call it quits
And go kick in the cowboy's door

Both:

We'll show them a thing or two if you let me off this floor

Your wifes been cheating on us again
What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine
That's the way it's always been
Now if you don't help me staighten it out
We ain't gonna stay friends
Your wife's been cheating on us again

Spoken

Ian: I say your wife is cheating on us again