Cheaters Anonymous

Pick what you wanna look at!!!

[ Find the 20 disks ] [ Bios of the Neverhood Characters ]
[ What the Disks Say ] [ Yes!, you do get mail! ] [ Where are those keys? ]

I knew it. I knew you were a cheater! You naughty person. But while you're here why don't you pick up some cheats? You don't have to admit you cheat? But we all know you do. And these really aren't cheats :) It's just fun stuff to look at. It's also on like 3 other sites. But if you've never been to those other three you can find them here! I know DoodLeS has one and Peeshy has one...And now *I* have one. Is it just me or is it spreading?

"The Disks"

  1. Enter the Dynamite shack and DOING! It's right below that dynamite dummy doll.
  2. Enter the hall of records...under the fan.
  3. Then there's one in the next room at the hall.
  4. I *know* you don't wanna hear this.. Start walkin' and keep walkin' and walk until the end you find a nice li'l disk, which you wanna murder by this time.
  5. Walk back from the end...and behind the spikes down there you find another which you wanna kill for walking back.
  6. You know the little place with the pipes on top? It's really small so go in there and look around and you'll see it.
  7. Go to the attic in the "house of pipes" (same place as above)
  8. Hehehe...There's another one in that room. 3 in all...in each room. Therefore, there are 3 rooms.
  9. Then go and jump down the drain, ignore the warnings......JK! DON't! go to that little radio room and there's one in there. IGNORE THE DRAIN!
  10. You know the room with all thsoe UGLY statues? In there after you grow big again
  11. Climb the ladder like a genuis....and get that one. Don't pull the rope though.
  12. After you climb the ladder and go outside...get in the teleporter and teleport and BINGO! therer are two waiting for you
  13. Read Above
  14. Do that little neon symbal thing and when it opens up there's one in there.
  15. Go to the roomy with the memory card and there is one in there.
  16. Look for melted cheese and you shall find 2.
  17. Read Above.
  18. When you drop down that hole...It's right by the cannon symbols and the teleporter.
  19. Klogg's castle....where you put the keys in the holes (in the ugly looking mouth
  20. Klogg's Castle....By the teleporter

Willie!

- Willie Trombone! He's the son of Ottoborg! He came to Neverhood. And when Klogg take over. Willie find...a...Life SEED! Willie know what to do! He put it in nursery a *POP* Happy Birthday! Klaymen born! Through the game he leaves Klaymen some mail. He helps Klaymen beat Klogg. Cause Willie isn't all there to do it himself :)

Klaymen

- Poor little guy...he wakes up having no idea where he is (the nursery) and clueless on what to do! But yes....with Willie's help he save the Neverhood! Don't you just wanna be in his shoes and be known for saving a world? Wow...what power.

Hoborg

- Whata big important name/guy! He's ruler over this spiffy place. Until Klogg go all stinky bad. He freezeth the greateth Hobo-dad. But Willie go unfreeze from loooooon loooooooong loooooooooooooooong sleepy bye. Now go and get him!

Klogg

- BOOBOO KLOGG!! He NO good! He wanna hurt hobby, and sleepy him. He put on Hob crown and go bad. But you gunna beat him! Oh yeah! You gunna beat him with glory, power, and TADA manifestation (which has not reason of being in that series)!

What yo disk say

Erm... Hello! Me Willie. Me Willie Trombone! These disks tell a story. Story about good. Story about bad. These disks are all that are left of the TRUE story... True story of the closing of the third age. Willie know that once you know this truth, then you know what to do. Listen. I tell you.

It all start with Hoborg, him being who had to create, because... He had to. He make him world full of beauty, and wonder. This world, the Neverhood, a world where he could live for ever and EVER more. Hoborg thought this world would make him happy. But it make him... saaaaad. Walking around his big BEAUTIFUL new world make him feel aaaall alone. But then, Hoborg get him an idea. He said, "I know. I’ll make a friend to enjoy this world with me."

Hoborg happy to have a new friend. He named him 'Klogg' and welcome him to the Neverhood. "Everything you see here is yours to enjoy. You and I shall spend all our days here together. With you by my side, I’ll make more -" "CROWN!" "NO! - I mean, no, Klogg. This crown is the only thing that you cannot have. I am ruler of this world, the Neverhood, and a ruler needs his crown. Surely you can understand that. Now go, and explore your new home, while I go back to my Throne Room and plan some more people to make."

So, Hoborg go to make more friends, and Klogg start thinking BAAAD things... Sitting in the Throne Room Hoborg start thinking about who he make next...

"Huh? What?? My... crown!" "Hee hehehar! Now, Hoborg, we shall see who rules this world! You cannot rule without a crown!" "Klogg! No!!" "I declare myself, Klogg, ruler of the Neverhood!" "What... have... I... done...?"

"Yeeeow! Sheeesh! M-my, this baby packs a wallop!...what's this? Hahaaa! Frozen solid, hmmmm? It seems this crown does more than give you reign over the Neverhood - it's also your secret to life. What a pity!"

Klogg right about that. Without his crown, Hoborg stuck in a biiiig helpless sleep. Uh, that Klogg scare me! Things look icky. But maybe HOPE... maybe...

A life seed!

Hoborg booboo with Klogg. Klogg go all stinky bad! But Willie know what good. Yeees!

Uh, me hope Klogg no find out about this... Scaring...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

If you watching this - you do GOOD! Willie happyyy! Now you need THIS. You go and do more good! And look out for bad. Willie know: Bad is always where you forget to look.

Byeeeeeeee!

You've Got Mail!

Here's what you don't want..What Klogg say :(

Klaymen,
You should give up.
Klogg

Klaymen,
Ding Dong The Willie's Dead!
Klogg

Klay,
Hoborg says that he wants to wear you his crown.
Klogg

Brother,
Let us rule this world side by side!
Klogg

Klaymen,
You must be mistaken.
Klogg

Klaymen,
Why did you turn my Bil against me?
Klogg

Klay,
We are from the same mold.
Klogg

Klaymen,
I have a gift waiting for you at my castle
Klogg

Klaymen,
I was once naive like you.
Klogg

Klaymen,
I write well, yes?
Klogg

You Got More Mail!

Dis from Willie when you get lost

Dear Klaymen,
Please feed my pet flytrap. He eats ring-food. I do not.
Love Willie

My pal Klaymen
Have you seen my cool music box? Be careful when you play.
Sincerely Willie

Greetings Klay,
I mixed up the boom-sticks. Will you help unmix them?
Friends Willie

Klaymen-Haymen
Blow up the Weasel and we can feast for days!
Buddies, Willie

Hi Klay,
Me again. Make an "H" for Hoborg.
Willie Trombone

Klaaaaymen,
You may use my beaker to drink from the skull. I am a hoop-head.
Willie

Dear Klaymen
Pass thru the spikes to press the fog-horn button.
Love Willie

Greetings Klaymen
You may drink from my secret fountain by the unsecret tree.
Pals, Willie

Klay-Klay-Bo-Bay
Spitting is fun. It is fun to spit and change the notes.
Brother Willie

Klayguy
Make the foghorn noise next to "Frenchie". He is my pet.
William

Klaaaaamen,
Thank you for killing Weasel. Now i CAN Drive in circles.
Willie Trombone

Dear Klaymen,
Three locks must unlock. Call yourself a chicken-pock.
Brother Willie

Dear Klay
I like shooting cannons. I still like shooting cannons.
W.T.

Klaymen,
I think you Broked the lake! I will not tell.
William

Klaymen,
The fifth ring turns on the radio.
Willie

Klay! Klay!
I am playing my favorite song on the lake walls!
Friends, Willie

Klaymen,
Doors are fast. We are faster.
Willie T.

Klay guy
Lure Bil away with his blue bear.
Willie Trombone

Hiiiiii,
Sometimes, we see more when there is no light.
Willie

Greetings Klay,
What goes Boom! must go up.
Mr. Trombone

Hi friend,
Someone needs to knock some sense into that Bil.
Willieeeee

Last Mail

I dunno what to says from Willie

Klaymen,
you may have already won two bricks of klay!!!
Willie

Klaymen,
How do you spell Hoborg?
Love, Willie

Klayyyyy,
Send this letter to three friends or you will fall ill.
Willie Dewan

Dear Klaymen,
You read too muchWillieKlay friend,You read too darn much.
Willie

Dear Klay,
At first, this was fun, but now you're being a baby.
From Willie

Hello,
Still no mail!
From Willie

Greetings again,
If you throw this away, I'll think less of you.
WillieK.

Hi chum!
My head has a whole in it.
W.

Dear Klaymen,
Hang me from a tree by my hoop so I can play "Absalom".
Willie

The 3 Keys

  1. When world collides, Go to red putt-putt. Drive all the way and you should find it at the end. At this room you also get a disk, but you can't get it through the putt-putt.
  2. When u enter the meanies castle...Get the pin from down below on the balcony. Go upstairs and POP the balloon (how do you spell that!?) and run back down to grab the second key.
  3. When you put in all 20 discs...TADA there it comes out!

    Back home, thanks for lettin' me cheat!