Babar VS Rataxes part 2
By Trevor Lake and Robert Brown
"And we're back at Lake Celeste for the second round of this amazing fight. I
hope everyone out there isn't expecting a sweep because Rataxes is back in
action and better than ever. Jumbo, put down those peanuts, we're on the air
here!"
"Wha... oh, damn! Heh heh... welcome back, folks. We're all set to go again.
We got it at 1-0 for Babar going into this second round. Babar won last time
by managing to hold on to Rataxes long enough to drown him. The rhino will be
looking for blood in this round, I'll admit. Ah, there's the gun, and they're
in again!"
"Whoa, and Rataxes looks like he wants to end this quick. No sooner did Babar
enter the water then he stuck his horn in Babar's family jewels! I may not
like him, but no man wants to see another hit there."
"Eww.... I know Rataxes wants this, but.... that's just disturbing. Babar
will never have another kid, that's for sure. Now our horny rhino swims level
to Babar... he's grabbed him by the head... this probably won't look so
good... I don't wanna watch, but I have to. It's in our contracts. Lining
him up with that horn now.... he doesn't wanna miss this."
"He's going for the gore! This oughta be good. He missed! Babar managed to
slip out of the way just in time and now Rataxes' horn is stuck in the mud.
Why couldn't that stupid elephant just stay still?"
"That was close, folks. Rataxes just missed putting an end to this fight in
record time, but now he's the one in a comprimising sitation. Babar looks
like he doesn't just want to beat Rataxes anymore, he wants to humiliate him!
What's this... he's standing over Rataxes head... he just sat on it! Why is
he not getting up, though.....?"
"I don't know....it looks like he's in pain or...wait a minute, I figured it
out! He sat down all right, right on Rataxes' crown! Now that's a pain in
the ass he won't soon forget. Rataxes used the moment to wriggle free and get
to the surface to take a breath. He's gotta take advantage of this though,
and quickly"
"Yes, indeed, Horner, and he seems to be doing that right now, going back down
after Babar while he's still in pain. Coming down from behind now this time,
he is. The rhino portion of this crowd's getting excited. They're smelling
blood here. And yes, Rataxes grabbed Babar's head from behind. Is this it, I
wonder?"
"Yes it is! The Gore! He connected this time for sure, driving his horn
right through the back of Babar's head. It's all over folks! Rataxes wins
this one! What was the time on this one Jumbo?"
"Checking the clock, he gets this one in 3:34. Man, look at the blood coming
out of Babar's head.... that part of the lake is turning red... well, this was
a pretty fast one. What did you think, Horner, now that we're tied at a win
each?"
"Babar was way too confident going in one win up. This'll teach him that
Rataxes is no pushover. And with the violence of this win as opposed to
Babar's, Rataxes should have the psychological advantage for the bumper match.
You think Babar'll have to have that crown surgically removed before the final
round beings?"
"Perhaps... this will be a competitive final match indeed, once Babar is
holeless again.... well, folks, that was a quick one. We'll be back as soon
as they're ready to decide this thing."
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