Babar VS. Rataxes part 3
By Bumper and Robert Brown
"And welcome back, everyone, to the third and final round of our king vs king
fight between Babar and Rataxes. We're tied a 1 round a piece of course, with
the last one going to Rataxes in very brutal and bloody fashion. Right,
Horner?"
"zzzz.....zzzzzz......zzzz......"
"WAKE UP! WE'RE ON!!!"
"Huh? Wha? Oh...right...1 to 1...3rd match...I was listening. I was
just...umm, resting my eyes is all."
"uh-huh.... anyway, they're both very intense for this one, although the rhino
might have a slight mental edge regarding the very bloody end of the last
round. Babar really needs to be more careful in this next round than he was
last time. He made two very critical mistakes. For this final found, the two
have to take off their crowns, for some reason. The water is still bloody
from the last match, by the way..."
"Indeed it is, all of it Babar's blood. I don't know about you elephants, but
when us rhinos see red that close up, we get really vicious. The royal family
will be lucky if there's enough left of their king to put in a thimble."
"Whatever, Mr. Cheerleader... there's the gun! They're in, and we're
underway. Wouldn't you know it... they're in the blood tainted area right
away. That'll make it harder to see for them both, but it should still be
manageable. Well, no opening attack from either combatant just yet... they
seem to be jockeying for position. Babar holds the higher position in the
drink though."
"That just makes it easier for Rataxes to land one of his...special blows. He
blew it! Babar saw it coming, unfortunately, and got his knee up to block.
and now he brought that same knee into Rataxes' chin, giving him a bloody
lip!"
"That's gonna rattle Rataxes for a while. Babar's going on the offensive
how... kick to the gut.... headbutt.... and finally, and double axhandle,
sending Rataxes twirling towards the bottom. He hit pretty hard on the
bottom... now he's just sort of lying face up. Babar's over him in a hurry,
trying to follow up further on this early turnabout advantage."
"Babar just tried to sit on him! How disgusting. Fortunately for the king,
he moved out of the way just in time. Looks like he's using this chance to
get a quick breath of air before Babar can recover."
"I'll give Rataxes credit, he recovered really quickly from all that. Babar's
recovered and seems to want to play it safe and get a breath of air a good
distance from Rataxes. ....... well, they've both taken in their share of
air, so they're both heading back down... heading straight towards the bottom
and each other on an intercept course!"
"Rataxes was probably just playing possum, you know you elephants can't hit
that hard. And look, Rataxes dodged to maneuver around behind Babar...but
that stupid elephant dodged the same way! Oh man, after that noggin knocker
they both have to have a headache."
"Wow... they gotta really want this... this has been pretty painful for them
both. Babar suddenly recovers, and takes down Rataxes again! He's trying to
sit on him... and he does it... on his face! This just might be it,
everyone!"
"Yes it could....but wait....Rataxes pulled out his snorkel and he's biting
him! Ewww....well, I guess whatever works....but he let go real fast and is
swimming up to the surface to adjust his gear, catch his breath....and I hope
he has some mouthwash on him somewhere."
"Oh, man.... Rataxes got out of there just in time! Babar just unleashed a
super fart... any longer under there, and Rataxes would've been wasted! Just
as suddenly... Rataxes is back.. but what is this... some huge shadowy thing
is showing up here..."
"I...I don't know. But both combatants are completely unaware of it. They're
just locked together, punching and kicking for all they're worth
and....oh...oh no, it can't be...!"
"The hell... this isn't possible.... a sea serpent... and he just swallowed up
the fighters! They probably have no idea what's going on! Well, I believe
this fight may over just that fast...."
"It's the legendary monster of Lake Celeste! A very full and content monster
that is....Oh man, there goes the fight. I guess it's a draw....we are going
to get socked in the ratings for this one....you know that. It's all the
ref's fault! Why didn't he check to make sure the area was clear?"
"Yeah, and hope we still have our jobs tomorrow. Farewell!"
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