Barney Bear/Brother Bear VS Bert Raccoon/Timothy
By Trevor Lake, Robert Brown, and Brian Sapinski
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Trevor: "Welcome, our loyal audience. This is Trevor and sitting beside me
are Robert and Brian, and we're here to bring you a solid 2 on 2 masks and
snorkels battle today. Gonna be a battle of bears and raccoons here in a few
moments. As the teams prepare, guys, tell us about our two sides, please?"
Robert: "Well, on one side we have the ursine team of Barney Bear and
Brother Bear. While Barney is a veteran of these types of fights, logging up
numerous victories, Brother is still relatively untested. It's quite
possible that Brother will learn from his more experienced partner today."
Brian: "And on the other side, we have the Raccoons: Bert and Timothy. Bert
has proven himself in combat many times, carrying a fairly balanced offense
into these battles. But Timothy, on the other hand, has had very little
experience, whether as a solo or tag-team competitor. So we will have to see
if that hurts the two of them as a team today."
Trevor: "Experience wise, these two teams are very similar to one another,
but the bears will be relying a lot on Barney's big size advantage in this
contest, while the raccoons will have to try to use speed to deal with that.
And there they go! The Bears are charging headlong, but the raccoons look
like they trying to outflank them."
Robert: "Indeed, both raccoons are swimming around toward Brother's
direction, but the bears seem no to be taking notice. Barney just swam right
by them both leaving Brother to deal with them on his own.... Oh wait,
Barney just made a quick U-turn and looks to be coming at them from behind!"
Brian: "Makes you wonder if Barney is dumb or if he just PLAYS dumb. But he
completes the flank and nails Bert hard with a hammer fist to the back of the
head. Bert is stunned instantly, and now Timothy is frozen, he has no idea
what to do! "
Trevor: "But it looks like he's decided quickly, and is trying to surface,
with Brother close behind him. Barney's trying to finish Bert off, but a
clumsy swing is dodged as Bert manages to recover, and he's just given his
rival a shot in the pins! That'll give him time to clear the rest of the
cobwebs, I just hope that hammer fist hasn't given him a concussion, or this
is gonna be very short lived."
Robert: "Bert looks determined to fight on either way. He's attacking now,
grabbing onto Barney's mask and deliver a few stiff shots to Barney's throat.
It doesn't look like it's having too much effect though. Meanwhile, Timothy
has managed to surface and is now in a surface fight with Brother, trying to
get an advantage up there. Don't know if I've seen that before."
Brian: "They're hacking and clawing away up there, trying to punch and rip
the masks off of each other. No one seems to be getting an edge, though.
Meantime, Bert is continuing to attack and dodge Barney, but he's looking a
bit slower for the ware. He might still be dealing with the effects from that
blow to the head in the beginning."
Trevor: "Bert's trying to get behind the bear now, hoping to get on his
back, I'd imagine. But he's a little slow, as you said, Brian, and BB's
keeping pace with him, and is grabbing his ankle, and tossing him away!
Hmm... anyway, back on the surface, Brother has managed to force Timmy under
while staying within snorkel distance of the surface. Brother's clearly
looking for a drowning here."
Robert: "That would seem to be the case, but Timothy just scored with a low
blow! Or did he? No! Brother managed to trap the fist with his knees and
prevent it from finding its target. Very veteran move by Brother, I'm a bit
surprised by it to be honest."
Brian: "With that move, Brother actually has Timothy pinned where he can't
swing at him with his fists or his feet. Not a good position for him... and
now it looks like it's about to get worse. Barney has abandoned his foe and
is now shooting up from the deep. Timothy sees it, and he's trying to grab
for a leg on Brother in order to break free. "
Trevor: "Wow, Timothy just called on a lot of strength, and with both arms,
yanks the two of them underwater, and he's free about a few feet below
Brother. As a result, BB misses his charge, and decides to just surface, as
Bert does the same a distance off. Something tells me the elder one doesn't
trust the cub to do the job..."
Robert: "And I think Brother just picked up on it, because he's glaring at
Barney. Barney looks like he's trying to calm the cub down and both are
unaware that the raccoons are closing in...or are they?"
Brian: "It's hard to tell, Barney's actually got Brother by the arms and--
*SMACK* what a tag move! Barney swung him by the arms at the raccoons as they
approached from behind, and the helicopter kick slammed them both flush in
the mush! They're prone to be finished right here!"
Trevor: "Bert's rolling with the hit quite well, though, actually, focusing
on getting away as much as possible for the moment. As BB chases after him,
we can see Brother trying to get his bearings, and he's swimming over Timmy's
position... the young raccoon's trying to get some distance to try to go by
him and surface. Can't have much air left though."
Robert: "Brother is swimming hard after Timothy, trying to reach him before
he can surface, but Timmy has just managed to get his snorkel above the
water...no wait! Brother has his hand clamped over the snorkel's opening and
is using it to keep Timothy underwater. He's so close to some air, but his
struggles are getting weaker and weaker. Bert sees this and is trying to get
over to help, but he just ran into the wall that's known as Barney Bear."
Brian: "And Barney's got the bear hug locked in. Bert's arms are pinned, he
can't push free. Meanwhile, Brother's pounding away to the face with his free
hand. Now he's actually got Timothy's snorkel knocked out! Tim is trying to
break away, but Brother pulls him back for a claw rake across the mouth! Oh
no... "
Trevor: "This is pretty nasty, Brother just swiped once, and now Timothy's
mouth is quite badly scarred. Brother's just holding him now, making sure
nothing else happens. He usually doesn't get to feel this victory feeling
too much, but I think Timothy's about to go down. And indeed, there's a big
blast of bubbles, he just couldn't hang on anymore."
Robert: "Bert is trying everything to wriggle free, but it's just not going
to happen. Brother is even coming over to make sure that Bert can't get
loose. You have to wonder if this is a little dig at Barney for the lack of
trust shown earlier. But it's all over as Bert finally gave up the fight."
Brian: "And now, he's turned to Brother with a playful look in his eye.
Brother nods in agreement, and down they go with their corpses to the bottom
of the tank. Lying them flat, and now the big sitdown... and a tandem fart
blast to the face to leave their marks. Man, check out Bert! Barney's blast
was so powerful, Bert's head is buried in the sand and his legs are sticking
up prone in the air. If that's not a sign of a powerful blast, I don't know
what is. "
Trevor: "Thankfully, the rule that you can't do anything to corpses was
repealed after we gained some full body cloning technology. Hmm... I think
Brother's fart stil needs some work, guys... Timmy just kinda didn't do
anything. Anyway, we gotta go. good night!"
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