Louie/Lickety Split VS Baloo/Bear
By Trevor Lake and Robert Brown
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Trevor: "Hello, ladies, gentlemen, kids, and whatever else might be
watching. Trevor here this evening, as we have a 2 on 2 matchup today, and
we've got monkeys fighting bears in full equipment. Robert, tell us more,
please."
Robert: "Well, on the monkey side we have the team of Louie and Lickety
Split, a strange team to be sure. And for the bears we have Baloo and Bear
from the Franklin stable. All four competitors will be in the water at the
same time, and whichever team survives wins."
Trevor: "Neither team's members have any relationship connection to one
another in established cartoon universes, although they both have spent the
last couple of days practicing together. I expect to see a ton of farting in
this one, the combatants are prime for it."
Robert: "While it is true that the teams have no relation, it should be
noted that Baloo and Louie are the best of friends, friends for life in their
own words. I'm interested to see if this will have any bearing on the
match."
Trevor: "Of course it will, but they both know whoever dies is brought back
soon after anyway, so there's nothing to worry about in the end. Oh, the
teams are getting ready to dive in, and they're being announced to the
crowd."
Robert: "Look at Baloo, playing up to the crowd.... What a ham. He'd
better get down to business or he'll find his way out of the match sooner
than later."
Trevor: "Here we go, they're all diving in, and it looks like the monkeys
are using their speed to outflank their slower opponents early on, but the
bears are moving to intercept each of them. Bear on Lick, and Baloo on
Louie... "
Robert: "Both bears look like they want to hook it up with their opponents,
but the monkeys are wisely avoiding that, knowing that the stronger bears can
easily overpower them."
Trevor: "They're going have to go after them sooner or later, but let's see
if they can do it on their terms.... hold on, Louie just dashed past Baloo
and is going right for Bear from behind!"
Robert: "Baloo just grabbed his foot though and is wagging his finger at
Louie as if to say 'no you don't.' But Louie's smiling, I think he expected
that!"
Trevor: "Baloo's not stupid though, and he flings Louie right down to the
bottom of the tank, and he's going after him! I'd have to say advantage
Baloo here. In the meantime, Lick and Bear are trying to spar for the upper
hand. Bear's being the aggressor, naturally, as Lick tries to find a
counter."
Robert: "Indeed, but Baloo's moving too fast, he's out of control and Louie
just simply rolls out of the way, avoiding the contact completely. That
impact shook the whole tank!"
Trevor: "That was weird... how did Baloo go out of control like that so
badly on his own? But he recovers quickly, and grabs Louie as he tries to
take advantage of the situation, and forces him down... he's going for a sit
splash!"
Robert: "Louie's not done yet though, as he just brought up his feet and
kicked Baloo in his more than adequate rump, pushing him away but also
angering the bear."
Trevor: "Well, I think the friendship is officially out the window for the
moment... oww, that had to hurt though. Louie is trying to go under him to
take his feet away from him, but Baloo remains aware and winds up sitting on
Louie's air tank! *Farting sound* And that's it, that should do it....
what?!"
Robert: "In any other match, that might have been it, Trevor. But against
Louie? No way, that monkey has a massive resistance to all fart based
attacks that are lower in strength than his own, and I guess Baloo's meets
that criteria."
Trevor: "And he's taking advantage of Baloo's great surprise and gets out by
rolling free, but has a hard time following up... being crushed like that,
his ribs are hurting quite badly. In the meantime, Bear has managed to get
Lick in a bearhug!"
Robert: "Indeed, but Louie's swimming toward Bear, trying to help his
partner. Baloo's going after him, and now....what the? Louie's grabbed
Baloo's hands and they're....dancing?"
Trevor: "Well, this is screwed up, to be sure... wait, Louie just tossed
Baloo right into Bear and Lickety, forcing the bearhug to be broken! I bet
Louie is glad being underwater makes Baloo easier to throw."
Robert: "This has gotta be the first time I've seen anything like this.
Both bears are looking a little confused and looking at each other with a
'What gives?' expression."
Trevor: "Well, they better wake up and get going, because here comes the
monkeys... Louie has just grabbed Baloo by the head, and Lick has given a
huge kick in the side of the head to Bear!"
Robert: "Baloo's trying to pry him off, but Louie's locking himself on
tight. He can't get himself situated though, so Baloo's still got a fighting
chance. Meanwhile, Bear's just covering up, trying to absorb the blows
raining down on him from Lick."
Trevor: "Lick's now going for the chokeout from behind! He's going for a
straightforward finish here, trying to strangle his opponent. Ooh, Louie
just headbutted Baloo, and he's locked in!"
Robert: "Louie better hurry though, too late! Baloo just took advantage of
the position and dropped straight down with a powerbomb! But Louie didn't
let go! Oh wait, yes he did, but not in the way Baloo wanted him to....."
Trevor: "Louie just released a fart of his own, and Baloo is still alive,
although barely, and Louie's still hanging on... *Farting sound* He did it
again!"
Robert: "He must've been preparing for this fight. I've never known Louie
to have two farts stored up, and Baloo must've made the same mistake I did.
Oh how he's paying for it now."
Trevor: "Well, Baloo is long gone, and now that Louie has let go, we can see
Baloo's face has turned a brownish color... that's just sick."
Robert: "I don't like Bear's chances, even though he's thrown Lick off. He
just realized his situation and looks like he's about to stain his shorts."
Trevor: "Lickety just farted on Bear's head from behind! Not enough to
kill, but it sets him up for the finish, I think... yes, Lickety's trying to
use that same stuff down the overalls technique that he used on Simon!
Louie's just watching here."
Robert: "Bear's still struggling though. Oh, he just nailed a low blow!
Lick's got a firm grip on him though and isn't letting up despite the obvious
pain. Louie's not helping any, but he is calling out advice through his
reg's speaker."
Trevor: ".... forget it, Bear's weakened to where he can't make nearly
enough resistance to escape, so it's just a matter of time now. And I think
we have it, as Bear is going limp, and Lick has a look of strange relief on
his face."
Robert: "Well, this was a rather decisive victory for the monkeys, and it's
one that will definitely annouce to the junior division that Lick is here and
he's here to stay. You have a time for us Trev?"
Trevor: "10:40. The match really went back and forth, it's just that both
of the monkeys survived this. Louie has already hit the surface, and Lick is
only now just releasing Bear's body.... wait, what's going on at the bottom?"
Robert: "What the.....Bogey just popped out of the drainage pipe and
attacked Lick from behind! Lick's panicking, he has no idea what's going
on."
Trevor: "How in the hell did he get into the drainage pipe!? And why is
Bogey--- *Farting* .... jeez. Bogey has just killed off one of the victors
here, and Louie never even saw it!"
Robert: "And now he's heading back the way he came because Louie just
noticed it and is hurrying toward his fallen comrade. I tell you, this will
be settled at a later date. I for one am looking forward to it."
Trevor: "But for now, we gotta go! Have a good night, everyone!"
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