Chipmunks vs Get Along Gang (Bingo, Monty and Zipper)
By Trevor Lake, Robert Brown, and Brian Sapinski
Get Along Gang and THe Chipmunks copyright their respective owners
Trevor: "Welcome back, everyone! This is our first telecast in a long time,
but all three of us are here tonight! Brian, Robert, and me, Trevor are here
to bring you a great looking 6 man junior full gear competition between the
Chipmunks and Bingo, Zipper, and Monty of the Get Along Gang! Robert, go
over the details for us, huh?"
Robert: "As you said Trevor, tonight is a 3-on-3 full gear match. All 6
competitors will be in the water at the same time and will fight until one
team has been completely killed. No weapons are allowed tonight, so it's
pure skill and ability on display tonight. But this match does have a bit of
a backstory, care to elaborate Brian?"
Brian: "You're right, all of this stems back to the Olympics some time ago,
where Alvin and Bingo were in a heated war for the overall title. And the
heat between them extended to other members of the factions including a
savage confrontation between Theo and Bingo in the Gauntlet, where Bingo
totally decimated Alvin's brother in trying to send a message to the
chipmunk. Hey, we may have a 3-on-3 here, but in reality, this is 1-on-1 with
an audience."
Trevor: "Very nice, Brian. Apparently, Alvin and Bingo have told their
respective teams to not interefere in their 1 on 1 fight they're sure to have
down there. Anyway, I think the teams are lining on the ends of the tank,
completely outfitted. I think Alvin and Bingo are piercing each others masks
with those glares."
Robert: "If looks could kill.... Anyway, we're getting ready to give the
signal, and both Alvin and Bingo jump the gun! There's a bit of confusion
here as the ref is ordering them back to their starts they're not listening,
are they?"
Brian: "What do you expect? No one else could have shown up to this thing
and they sure wouldn't care. But now we've got everyone back to their starts,
the other teammates are trying to keep them calm so they can make a clean
start."
Trevor: "They better too, because if they jump again, they're DQed from the
match and we'll have a 4 man.... and there we go, clean start! And of
course, Alvin and Bingo are speeding right at each other, Bingo going a
little faster of course, due to his natural skill. But what of the others?"
Robert: "It looks like Zipper's heading for Theo, but he just veered off and
caught Simon by surprise. That driving uppercut caught him nearly flush...I
don't know how Simon is still conscious after that shot."
Brian: "This is a surprise to me as well, as I pictured Theo going after
Zipper, also, leaving the minds of the teams to going at it. But Monty looks
to have anticipated this, and set up this sneak attack to take them off their
game. Now he's making his approach on Theo, and just looks to be measuring
him up... I don't know what he's going for here."
Trevor: "And he gearing up for an antler charge... but Theo's closed the
distance quite quickly, and by the time he gets there, the charge hadn't
picked up at all yet, and just glances off Theo's flab."
Robert: "And that bounce off just saved Simon at it caused Monty to cut in
Zipper's path, preventing him from following up on the stunned chipmunk. And
now that Simon has his wits about him, I don't think Zipper will get another
chance like that."
Brian: "Monty's still between them a bit, and Simon is ducking under him
now. He's got Zipper by the legs and-- OOO! Fast and painful right there!
Just yanked Zipper down and went right for a kick downstairs!"
Trevor: "There's a fast equalizer. And now Simon's tackling Zipper and
trying to grab his air valve. No good though, as Zipper breaks free in
plenty of time. Monty and Theo are going at it pretty good over there."
Robert: "Yeah, but the real story here is the fight between Alvin and Bingo.
They're going at it so fast and furious I can barely see them for all the
bubbles they're causing. I don't know how long they can hold that pace."
Brian: "Knowing how long they've waited for this, about 10 years. Wait,
Alvin's just been pushed back out of the bubbles. Bingo's trying to charge
him, but Alvin flips back with a somersault kick and smacks him in the chin!
And now it's back into what's left of the bubbles as Alvin takes the
offensive... I think."
Trevor: "Well, Alvin is now trying to take advantage of this by getting on
him and beating the hell out of him with punches. In the meantime, I think
Theo's getting an advantage over Monty."
Robert: "Yeah, Monty is definitely weakening. His blows are having little
to no effect on Theo...Theo's just staying in too close so that Monty can't
get any real power in his attacks."
Brian: "Theo's made a style of his own, no mistaking it. He's just absorbing
the blows and countering with short punches right to the kidneys. He can make
that dig and make it count. Ooo, a antler butt to the face by Monty! I don't
know if that's a desparation move or not, but it pushes Theo back a step."
Trevor: "He finally went back to the hardest weapon in his natural arsenal,
and it's giving him a chance to back off some to regroup. Zipper has Simon
in a rear naked choke a few dozen feet off, in the meantime."
Robert: "Indeed he does, but Simon seems to be pinching Zipper's arm just
inside the elbow. I don't know what he means to...? Zipper can't seem to
hold on anymore, it's like he's losing strength in his arm."
Brian: "What in the world did he just do, Rob? Simon's got himself turned
around, and landing elbows right to the gut now. Seriously, Rob, you're the
grappling expert, what just happened there?"
Robert: Well I'll be.... I don't know how he found out about it, but
Simon's discovered pressure points. You see, all throughout the body there
are certain spots you can strike or pinch that will cause pain, weakness,
even numbness. Apparently Simon found one of Zipper's brachial pressure
points and has made him arm temporarily useless."
Trevor: "And the rest of him may be useless pretty soon too, if Simon can
rip out Zip's regulator. These struggles are always quite intense, as it
could mean the end of the match for the victim.... oops, not this time, Zip
is able to yank away. Oh oh, Monty flat on the tank floor, with Theo over
him."
Robert: "Monty definitely doesn't like this, but try as he might he simply
cannot get away. Zipper's trying to come over to help, but Simon just
grabbed another pinch on Zipper's trapezius muscle Right now, Zipper can only
watch the inevitable."
Brian: "And he's watching Theo just rain down with shots to the face. He's
got Monty's arms pinned so he can't roll over. Now, Theo rips the lung out,
and he's sliding up! This can only mean one thing, boys!"
Trevor: "But he's forcing open the moose's mouth first.... this REALLY won't
be pretty. And there it is, Theodore just delivered a fart right into the
maw of Monty! Who would've thought a rodent could do THAT, huh?"
Robert: "I know Monty never saw it coming, but I'm sure that this is
something he'll never forget...once he's been revived of course. Looking
over to Zipper, it seems that the defeat of his comrade has goaded Zipper
into fighting Simon's nerve pinch with everything he has. Too bad Theo's on
his way over there to help out."
Brian: "Zip is simply trying to unload on Simon with straight shots, relying
on his power, but his speed is still hampered a bit. Simon's dodging well,
and has actually gotten Zipper to turn his back to Theo. Once again, the
family dynamic is winning out."
Trevor: "Well, it's pretty safe to say Zipper's had it here, I think, and
this is basicially confirmed as Theodore sneaks up from behind and turns off
Zipper's air tank, and grabs him in a bearhug from behind, while Simon hangs
on to his legs. Forget it..."
Robert: "Zipper's flailing with everything he has, but what he has is
nothing as the athletic cat goes limp and we see the bubbles of his last
breath escaping his lips. That's two down and things are not looking good
for Bingo."
Brian: "Um... guys, take a look. I'm not sure Bingo really noticed what's
happening yet. WE know he's the only one left, but he's still slugging it out
with Alvin. He just has one thing on his mind, and he's staying even with his
rival, trying to prove he's the better man."
Trevor: "Doesn't really matter, anyway, they made their teams promise to
stay out of their fight anyway. But I think Alvin just noticed the results,
and it's inspired him..."
Robert: "Not only that Trevor, Alvin actually pulled away a little bit to
show Bingo his fallen comrades. And from how he's gesturing at the beaver,
it's clear to see that Alvin thinks Bingo's next."
Brian: "Bingo's looking down at his friends, and now up at all three
chipmunks. Alvin right in front of him, his brothers flanking from above. Hes
showing his anger now, and just gesturing to Alvin to bring it if he's so
confident. And here they go!"
Trevor: "Here they go indeed... this looks like a hockey fight, with all
this furious punching. Bingo breaks free with a backwards tail slap in the
mush! Alvin's dazed, trying to get his mask back in place, but Bingo's right
back on him, trying to bite that neck with those buck teeth! He sinks in,
it's over."
Robert: "Simon looks like he wants to go in there to help, but Theo is
holding him back, remembering the promise they made. It doesn't look like
they have anything to worry about though as Alvin just retaliated with an
open-hand strike to Bingo's throat, causing Bingo to back away, gasping
desperately for air."
Brian: "Alvin's got his opening, he's charging in for the kill right now.
No! Bingo saw him out of the corner of his eye, and has spun around for a
chokehold sleeper. He's got himself looking over Alvin as he struggles.
Alvin's grasping for anything. But now he's reaching down. What's he doing?"
Trevor: "He's turning on his weight belt! As they head down, he hits a huge
jawbreaker on Bingo! What a tremendous counter! And he's swimming back from
the stunned beaver, and inhaling... and exhales his explosive bubbles!"
Robert: "Bingo sees them coming, but he's unable to get out of the way as
Alvin scores a direct hit with each and every bubble, nearly blowing Bingo
completely out of the water! There's no way Bingo survived that."
Brian: "He didn't. He's drifting in the water, this fight is over! The
chipmunks have won it in a sweep, and I think they want to put an exclamation
point on this..."
Trevor: "Well, this fight's over in a rather decisive fashion, and... what's
Alvin doing? He's grabbing Bingo's carcass and dragging in to the others!
He's motioning for Theodore to undo the bottom of his swim suit... there's
not supposed to be anything like this after they're dead, this match is
over!"
Robert: "Enforcers! Get in there! This is what we pay you guys for! It
doesn't look like they'll get there in time though as Theo just crapped on
all the Get Along Gang's faces, adding full insult to injury and we'll have
to cut away here everyone as the Enforcers are forcibly removing the
Chipmunks from the tank. We'll sort this all out and get back to you. But
for now, this is Robert for Trevor and Brian. Good night everyone and see
you next time."
Brian: "Good idea. I think I need a Tums after that one..."
Addendum: Due to their actions, the Chipmunks as a team were suspended for
one month in all league matches
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