Ord VS Tyg
By Trevor Lake and Robert Brown
Ord and Tyg are copyright their respective owners.
"Hello, folks, Jumbo here with my partner, Horner. We got a match here
with some very high stakes. We're in the finals of the Amateur Aquatic
Fighting Open here, and we have two very strong contenders for for the
title of winner here. Horner, do tell us about who we've got here and
the prize."
"Our first competitor is Tyg from the Shirt Tales. He's fought long and
hard to get to the finals, with each match being harder for him than the
last. But he's survived and looks as primed as ever to make the jump to
the big leagues. Standing in his way however is one big dragon in Ord
from the Dragon Tales contingent. Unlike Tyg, all of Ord's victories
have been quick and easy with that lethal finisher of his. He might
have some more trouble with Tyg, however. What do you think?"
"The difficulty for Tyg through this will make him more difficult for
Ord to beat, but will it be enough. Oh, by the way, the prize for
winning this is election into the main juniors league, so there will be
some good motivation here."
"On that we agree, for a change. Now then, we know the prize and the
fighters, so while we wait for them to make their last second
preparations, why don't you tell us the rules, Jumbo?"
"Well.... um... not many. In fact, the only real rule here is that
they're using full gear here. Other than that, just about anything goes
once they hit the water. Good, looks like they're about ready to start,
at oppisite ends of the tank... and they hit water. Wow, Ord probably
splashed a gallon or two of water out when he hit."
"At least that much, if not more. Tyg's going on the offensive right
away, striking at Ord with everything he's got. But Ord just keeps
shoving him away, not fighting back. What's he up to?"
"Honestly, I'm not sure, Horner. We were only here for this, and we
haven't really had a chance to see them before. All our info is based
on what we were told. Damn, Tyg's offense isn't doing any good as it
stands. What the hell is that dragon waiting for?"
"I don't know, but as Ord turns another flurry away you can see Tyg
getting frustrated. I don't know what's frustrating him more though, is
it that Ord just keeps pushing him back, or is it that Ord's not doing
anything?"
"Tyg's still trying... he deserves points for persistence, at least.
Hold on, there... Tyg just pulled a fake on his much larger opponent,
and finally nailed him one in the head! But this may not have been
worth it... Ord's just grabbed him."
"This looks bad....but wait, Tyg buys himself a reprieve with that
'Boing' of his. The shockwave nailed Ord right in the face making him
let go. But that's one of Tyg's biggest attacks. If that only made him
let go, I fear for Tyg's well being here."
"And Tyg seems to have gotten the same thought, as he's now backing off
from the recovering dragon... why doesn't he just do it again? Any
thoughts, Horner?"
"Well, from what I understand, he can't do it that often. Still, he
looks spooked, even more so now that Ord is finally on his feet and
making his way toward Tyg."
"Well, more like upright, seeing as he's floating in water... anyhow,
Tyg's trying to swim off, but Ord's catching up. (A minute passes)
Finally, Ord grabs on to one of his feline's ankles and is reeling him
in... let's see if Tyg has any more cute tricks."
"Seems like Tyg is trying to get a hold of Ord's regulator, but Ord is
just casually swatting his attempts away. This is demeaning....oh no,
this looks like it could be even worse than that!"
"Oh, damn.... there's a massive bubbling around the two of them, Ord
just unleashed the most massive fart I've ever seen in my life... and
I'm an elephant!"
"I almost swear I smell that thing over here. I can't see anything, but
we both know Tyg's as good as dead. This match is over."
"It's finally, clearing up, and as if there was any doubt, this match is
so over. Tyg was likely killed the second Ord let go. What... Ord's
taking the corpse of his opponent to the bottom. What the hell is he
planning?! This match is over!"
"I don't know, but something tells me I really don't want to find it.
It looks like he's setting him up for a point-blank fart, but what's the
point of that?"
"Yeah, I gotta agree... can't believe I just said that. Anyway, his
face is straining quite a bit down there, and his breathing's a lot more
heavier than usual... OH MY GOD... I am not seeing this..."
"*makes a noise of sounding rather sick* Oh boy, no way. He's shitting
on him! That's going way past what's needed here. I'm gonna be
sick....you take us out." *runs off, holding his mouth*
"Umm... yeah. Well, Ord's in the juniors now... Speaking for Horner as
well, this is Jumbo, over and out, and thank god. (As they go off the
air) This is crazy! They're not paying us enough for this shit!"
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