Air Pirates/Beagle Boys Brawl
By Robert Brown and Trevor Lake
Air Pirates and Beagle Boys are copyright Disney. Do not copy this work
without permission.
"Hello, everyone, Trevor and robert, here, for what promises to be a very
interesting and very violent matchup, between teams of Beagle Boys, and
Karnage's Air Pirates. It'll be a 4 on 4, with 2 members of each team fighting
at a time, and when one is gone, the next member replaces him, and this goes
on untill all members of one team are defeated. Robert, who are our fighters
this evening?"
"Representing Karnage's Air Pirates are Mad Dog, Dumptruck, Hacksaw, and
Gibber. And for the Beagle Boys we have Bouncer, Baggy, Burger, and Big Time.
Neither of these teams are particularly well liked, but you know our fans can
expect some serious action from these 8."
"Indeed, we can expect a very hard fought and violent battle between these
two, as they battle for supremecy amongst Disney Villian Gangs. Now, while
they're both fairly distinguishable, the Beagles are in black and red
horizontally striped swimsuits, and the Pirates are in a blue motif with an
Air Pirate logo. Well, looks like they're getting ready to go, with Baggy and
Big Time starting for the Beagles, and Gibber and Mad Dog starting for the
Pirates."
"Hmm, seems like the teams are saving their real power guys for the end.
Can't much blame them though. There's the gun, and we're off! Baggy and Big
Time are staying close together, making sure they don't get separated."
"It is interesting, however, that Big Time would go out first... unexpected
move by him, but we'll see where that goes. In the meantime, Gibber and Mad
Dog are trying to flank their opponents, going to either side of them, trying
to catch them off guard. They're already close... we'll see who's got the
right idea soon."
"They're all being cautious....no wait, the Beagles are rushing Mad Dog
together. With Gibber on the other side, he'd better hurry, Mad Dog won't
survive long in a 2-on-1."
"And they're on him, despite Mad Dog's attempts at swimming off. He's trying
to defend himself as best as he can, but the two Beagles are proving too much
for him, but here comes Gibber to try to even things out...."
"And Gibber grabs Big Time around his throat from behind, trying to throttle
him. Baggy turns to help while Mad Dog is still stunned from the blows he
took."
"What the hell is Baggy pulling out of his swim trunks... his shirt! I knew
those trunks looked somewhat bulging, but wow... and he's shoved the shirt
over Gibber's head! Big Time is turning to Mad Dog again..."
"But Mad Dog get s a shot in to Big Time's groin, buying him enough time to
help out his teammate. Man, we've got action from the getgo here. It's
amazing the pace they're working on."
"Mad Dog's trying his best to get Baggy off Gibber, but Big Time's got him
from behind again, recovering from that groin hit rather quickly, leaving
Gibber to fend for himself. Whoa, check it out, folks, Gibber's fading fast."
"I wonder what's in that shirt....You know, it's not legal to bring an object
like that with you, even if it is your shirt. But I guess it doesn't matter
as Gibber finally goes down. But uh oh....Dumptruck's in and moving quickly
toward this teammate. Wow, who knew he could move so fast?"
"As soon as Dumptruck gets anywhere close, Baggy just takes off... guess he
knows when to pick his fights. However, Mad Dog is starting to get an
advantage over Big Time, as he's just seriously hitting him in the chin and
mask with VICIOUS knee shots."
"And he just pushed him into his partner, and Dunptruck wraps those huge arms
around Big Time's chest. Man, I can almost hear those bones cracking from
here."
"Wha... he's letting him go, and positioning him some distance off... he's
rearing back, and he's thrown a massive punch, right through Big Time's
chest!!! Holy shit! Blood is coming out of his chest like an oil well in
Texas, and Baggy looks like he's gonna puke over where he's hovering!
Obviously, Big Time is the first Beagle casulity, and we're even! But here's
Burger, coming out of the Beagle side!"
"Dumptruck's going to cut him off while Mad Dog's chasing Baggy down. It's
hard to keep up with such action on opposite sides here...."
"Burger's also wearing a full body suit, which he feels suits him better...
Baggy wasn't looking where he was going, and bumped right into Dumptruck! And
while Dumptruck is distracted with him, Burger's slipping by him and going for
the far smaller Mad Dog."
"Mad Dog put on the brakes and is quickly swimming away. Dumptruck tries to
go and help, but Baggy's grabbed hold of his leg. Dumptruck is doing
everything he can to pry the Beagle off, but it's not working."
"While Dumptruck tries to deal with the pest on his leg, Burger's momentum is
allowing him to catch up to Mad Dog. Mad Dog's trying to pick it up as best
as he can, but it's no good anyway as he's cornered, and he feels Burger's
meaty, to say the very least, arms wrap around him."
"Dumptruck is landing some heavy punches into Baggy's head, but it doesn't
look like he'll be in time as....wait a minute, Burger's got Mad Dog squashed
in the corner. Mad Dog's got nowhere to go and no air to do anything."
"Burger looks like he just wants to punish this guy, and is propping him up in
the corner, as he turns on his weight belt and runs in hard on him... holy
crap.... looks like a Bronco Buster of sorts... this is just painful to
watch."
"*isn't wantching in fact* Please, tell me when it's over....
"Just about every bone in Mad Dog's chest and stomach has been broken and
splintered, but he's still not dead! For god sakes, Burger, I never knew you
to be this cruel... now he's finally letting him slide out of the corner."
"I didn't know anyone could be. Now he's just taking off his mask and
regulator, konwing full well Mad Dog is incapable of putting it back in
without help. He's going to let him drown, after all that, as he goes to help
his partner with Dumptruck."
"Mad Dog decided to just drown himself, so here comes the last member of the
Pirates Team, Hacksaw, who's even bigger than Burger, actually... Dumptruck,
however, has a hold of Baggy, and is setting him up."
"But before he can do anything, Burger slams into his side, making him release
Baggy. Won't matter for long though as Hacksaw comes speeding in. For a big
guy, he can really pour on the speed here."
"Just proves anyone can move when they're really motivated, Robert. He
decides to let Dumptruck go for Burger, while he deals with Baggy, and he
immediately grabs him, no hesitation... this guys knows his target, for sure.
Burger, in the meantime, is trying to bring Dumptruck to the bottom, as he's
grabbed him from behind."
"Oh no, what the hell is Hacksaw doing? I can't look, so I'll call the other
matchup....Burger's almost got Dumptruck to the bottom, but he just rolled at
the last second, pinning Burger down instead of the other way around."
"Hacksaw just opened his suit up at the neck area, and shoved Baggy's head in
there! Do you realize these Pirates only bathe once a year!? Sorta a taste
of his own medicine I guess, but Baggy is dead, folks, and here comes Bouncer
to round out this match."
"The next one will decide it here, because none of these 4 left can handle a 2
on 1 with who his opponents are. They're all sizing each other up now,
waiting to see who will be the first to flinch."
"Hacksaw is wasting no time in trying to engage Bouncer, and he's only too
happy to oblige, as the two charge at each other head on, trying to win a
power struggle. What are Dumptruck are Burger doing down there, Robert?"
"It looks like the same thing the others are doing, but Burger can't even come
close to Duimptruck's strength here."
"Silly fool, the only IQ contest Burger would ever win would be a food IQ
contest... and Dumpy's now got him in a bearhug, trying to wear him down...
and now he's changed his mind, setting up for his finish again... let's see if
he succeeds this time."
"He's going for the Heart Punch...but Burger caught it! Dumptruck just wasted
too much time settiing that up. Hacksaw and Bouncer are still straining
against each other, both trying to get the upper hand."
"Dumptruck's not having much luck with that punch aside from the first time
with Big Time, is he? Burger's trying to take advantage, by wrapping his legs
around Dumpy's neck and placing his butt on his face... in the meantime,
Bouncer's turned on his weight belt and he and Hack are tumbling down."
"Dumptruck knows what's coming, and he's quickly shoving Burger off before he
can let loose. Hacksaw, meanwhile, also has his weight belt turned on, but
that's making them both plummet faster. They're both trying not to be the one
landed on....and Hacksaw wins it! Bouncer has got to be hurting from that
one."
"Why do I have a very nasty feeling that's gonna be the last of the strategy
for this thing? In the meantime, Burger had already let loose anyway, and
while it wasn't close enough to be fatal, it does give Burger some breathing
room to work with. Hey, Rob, Bouncer's down pretty good, and Hacksaw seems to
be getting ready for something."
"Hacksaw's making sure his belt is on full, jumps up....and comes down with a
huge splash! The force of that move was so intense that the regulator was
forced out of Bouncer's mouth, and his heart almost came out the same way too.
Somehow, Bouncer's still consious, but he won't be if....yes, Hacksaw has hit
another one!"
"Two words for Bouncer: Game Over! Dead on impact... and he moves on to help
Dumptruck with Burger... get ready for an old fashioned ass kickin', our loyal
audience, becuase I expect nothing less here."
"Burger sees him coming, and takes off quick. Dumptruck, who'd had very
little damage done to him, is quickly recovering and joins Hacksaw in giving
chase. It's only a matter of time here."
"Dumptruck's getting closer in a hurry, and there we go, he's grabbed Burger's
leg, and there's Hacksaw right there, and they're both bringing Burger down to
the bottom, where it looks like Dumptruck's holding down Burger for
something."
"You know what's coming....yes, another splash by Hacksaw, this time on
Burger. Not quite enough to kill him though, but now Hacksaw's holding him
down. Burger's defenseless here, I don't even think he needs to be held
down."
"And here's comes a heart punch, right at Burger, and he penetrates the chest
slightly, but is able to finish him off! And that puts a rather messy end to
this fight, with Dumptruck and Hacksaw as the survivors. Who did you think
stood out on both sides, Robert, and why?"
"Well, Hacksaw was clearly the best fighter down there. No mistakes, couldn't
be stopped. Great choice for the team anchor. For the Beagle boys, Burger
stood out for what he did to Mad Dog. That's one way to make a name for
yourself."
"Burger also came really close to blowing away Dumptruck... he'll be a major
threat in the future... well, that's all from us, see you next time!"
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