Care Bears VS Disney Characters + Grubby
Commanding the Care Bears is Robert Brown, the Disney side by Brian Sapinski.
Write-up adaptation by Trevor Lake
All characters are copyright their owners, this adaptation is copyright 2002
myself.
"Welcome, everyone. I'm Trevor Lake, and welcome to this scuba guantlet 8 man
tag, between the Care Bears and a side comprising of 3 Disney characters, plus
Grubby, for they couldn't find anyone else. For those of you who are
unfamiliar with the concept of a guantlet tag match, allow me to educate you
in the matter."
"What happens is that there's two bases where contestants are launched from,
one for each side. One for each side is launched at the start of the fight,
and they fight untill one kills the other. Then the side the victim was on
launches someone else to fight. This goes on untill one side runs out of
combatants, making the other side the winners. Now then, this is a sanctioned
match, so all characters killed here will be revived soon after the fact.
Now, I'll announce the rosters for each side."
"For the Care Bears, their line-up consists of the strong Lotsaheart Elephant,
the leader Tenderheart, the intelligent Brightheart, and the all-around
athelete, Champ. This team doesn't have a great amount of strength or size,
outside of maybe Lotsaheart, but they can surprise anyone who dares to
underestimate them. One very important thing here though is that their stares
aren't allowed, so they'll have to get their hands a little dirtier than
perhaps they're used to."
"For their opponents, the Disney crew, we have Gruffi, from the Gummi Glen,
Grubby, from the Teddy Ruxpin realm who they had to bring in due to lack of
available competitors, Goofy, the dummy friend of Mickey Mouse, and Donald
Duck, the very experienced duck who came to help defend Disney's honor. This
is a somewhat more established group, especially with talent in the form of
Donald and Grubby. Donald has a lot of skill and experience under his belt,
and you don't want to be there when he gets wound up. Grubby is a fairly
large guy, the largest in this battle today. Being an octopede, his eight
arms are a major part of his arsenal, and his Root Stew Breath finishes even
the most stalwart of men. Gruffi and Goofy aren't nearly as strong, but
they're competitors."
"Now, neither team knows the order in which the other team's fighters are
going to appear. Also, to spice things up, there's going to be two characters
interfering for each side at various points in the fight, to keep the fighters
on their toes. Well, it looks like they're getting ready to fire the gun to
start up this thing. They're fighting in a large aquarium, with a marine
habitat. They're wearing full gear, which includes air tanks, mask, flippers,
aqualung, and rebreather. Noone's taken the optional wetsuit, all going for
swim trunks, and nothing at all in Grubby's case. Both teams are talking it
over, before sending out their first fighters. The starter's gun just went
off, and coming out for both teams...."
"... Lotsaheart and Gruffi! Looks like the Care Bears want to get off the
ground running here by sending out their power man first, and he may be a
favorable matchup against the small and inexperienced Gruffi. They're
swimming right for each other, doesn't look like either one intends to be
tricky, a fact that will likely work more in Lotsaheart's favor. Lotsaheart
stops though, and starts taunting the Gummi, by blowing bubbles through his
trunk! Gruffi, hot headed as he is, is incited to swim faster at his
pachederm opponent. Lotsa, still taunting, is moving in front of some larger
rocks now, about 5 feet behind him. Gruffi closes the distance to 10 feet,
and now seems to be making a wave challenge to Lotsa, to face him 'Gruff to
trunk'."
"However, Lotsa is beckoning back, while at the same time moving in front of a
wall and keeping 5 feet in between him and Gruffi. Gruffi is trying to swim
above and keep Lotsa in his sights... he's charging down at him! This is
insane... and Lotsa affirms that by rocketing off the wall he was against with
his feet, and nailing Gruffi with an uppercut in transit, sending the gummi
flying down unto the sediment next to some small rocks. Lotsa is closing in
on the downed Gruffi quickly, and now he's trying a splash on him to end it
quickly! Gruffi, recovering quickly, manages to nail Lotsa with a strong hit
to the stomach with an outstretched fist, and now the Care Bear starter is in
some pain. Gruffi is now trying to follow up with a double kick, but Lotsa
easily blocks the move. Lotsa suddenly is trying to use his trunk to remove
Gruffi's rebreather, but muffs it up badly, missing the target entirely.
Lotsanow goes for a trunk slap, but Gruffi seems to have anticipated the move
and grabbing for it, but missed anyway, and gets nailed in the face! The pink
pachederm quickly follows up with a 1-2 punch to Gruffi's mask, in an attempt
to shatter it. He doesn't shatter the mask, but messes it up considerably,
dazing his opponent, and forcing him back. Gruffi's trying to readjust his
mask and retreat, but Lotsa says no to that, as he closes in, goes for the
rebreather again, even putting his feet on Gruffi's stomach for leverage. The
rebreather finally comes out of Gruffi's mouth, and now he's holding his
breath, and not in great shape either, with Lotsa holding all the momentum."
"This is pretty well over, folks. Lotsa gets through Gruffi attempt at a grab
with a couple of punches to the gut. Gruffi's stunned, and Lotsa wastes no
time in grabbing Gruffi in a bearhug, and quickly squeezing the air and the
life out of him. Gruffi goes limp, and the Care Bears have drawn first blood
in this battle. Disney's next character is about to come into play.... but
first, a hole in the surface opens, and Shreeky, eternal enemy of Care Bears
everywhere, pops through, sans mirrior. She's about 15 feet above Lotsa.
Plus, 40 feet away, Grubby pops out of the Disney hatch."
"Grubby starts off by closing the distance about 20 feet and watching what
happens between Shreeky and his enemy. Now this is very interesting... Lotsa
is stealing the air tanks from Gruffi's dead body. He's smashing the guages
and fires the tanks at Shreeky! Huh... the tanks died before they reached
her... that's kinda odd... she's taking advantage by closing to 5 feet away.
She stops, however, and tries to maintain her position. Lotsa doesn't seem so
willing to make the first move either. Grubby's just decides to rise up 3
feet from his previous position and do nothing else. Huh... Lotsa looks like
he's just run out of air! Grubby now seems to be trying to close the
distance, and getting behind Shreeky, but she's closing aggressively... spear!
It was just a trick to lure Shreeky in, and Lotsa just got her with a massive
spear. Grubby's now deciding to try to surprise Lotsaheart with a charge, but
he giant swings and throws Shreeky at him! Grubby barely dodges to the side,
and the Care Bear cousin winds up a little dizzy. Grubby is trying to swing
to Lotsa's left side. The elephant tries to stay defensive until his head
clears, but Grubby does manage to nail a few rib shots with his many arms.
Lotsa is now trying to run away, but Grubby grabs his enemy's flippers, and
pulls him in, and punches some more with his free hands, wearing him down.
Now he's trying to fully grab him, trying to lock all 8 of his arms around
him, but Lotsa does manage to jostle Grubby's mask a bit. Grubby readjusts,
how he fully clamps on him, pretty well completely immoblizing the pachederm,
as Lotsa vainly tries to kick Grubby... but Grubby blows a ton of bubbles in
Lotsaheart's face. They explode... and Lotsa is gassed to death. That was
the Root Stew Breath, folks, brought on by years of Grubby eating that awful
Root Stew of his!"
"Now coming out of the Care Bear hatch is Tenderheart, now about 15 feet off.
Grubby tries to quickly get under Tenderheart, but this is rather difficult
with Tenderheart trying to circle and gather speed. We should also note
Shreeky is getting rather close again. Anyway, Grubby tries to grab for the
feet from underneath, but Tender continues to circle away from him and
Shreeky, forcing Grubby to miss. Suddenly, to Grubby's surprise, Shreeky jumps
on his back! She's trying to choke the hell out of him! Looks like she
doesn't really doesn't give a damn about who she kills anymore. Grubby tries
to rip Shreeky off, but she manages to hold on fast. To make matters worse for
Grubby, Tenderheart makes a full speed Gore into Grubby's stomach areas! It's
hard enough to make Grubby severely weakened, as evidenced by the pain on his
face, and the fact Grubby's rebreather popped out of his mouth. This is only
a taste of how demanding underwater combat can be, folks. Grubby tries to
grab her again, and succeeds this time, hitting Tenderheart with her, who had
grabbed his
rebreather. Tenderheart lets go of the thing and Grubby gets it back and
gladly puts it back in his mouth and starts breathing again. Shreeky was also
knocked out by the impact, so she'll drown soon, so it's over for her."
"In the meantime, Grubby tries to back pedal, but he has a hard time getting
started, as he just started to breathe again, and he's got those sore ribs.
Tenderheart forces close combat, and fakes a punch to the face, which Grubby
reacts to. Then, he nails two good punches, in the ribs, further weakening
that sore area. I can imagine Grubby's movement being restricted after this.
Grubby is now trying to turn around, but this seems to be what Tenderheart
expected. He starts above, waits for the complete turn, and as Grubby tries a
stomach kick, Tenderheart grabs him around the throat! Tenderheart is trying
to squeeze as much as possible to try to finish this thing off. Grubby best
attempts at shrugging off the Care Bear leader are fruitless. Tenderheart
looks like he's trying to snap the octopede's neck, but Grubby's trying one
last deparate move... he's tickling Tenderheart! My, my... it actually
worked! Tenderheart is forced off, and Grubby might be back in business
here... and he takes a deep breath, and knocks Tender big time with a perfect
back kick to the stomach! Tender loses his rebreather, and doubles over.
Grubby turns around, and advances towards Tenderheart, before Tender can
recover, he finds himself in a bearhug much like Lotsa was in, and he's
squeezing the life out of Tender."
"Grubby continues the pressure through a badly placed headbutt from
Tenderheart, and how Tenderheart, perhaps anticipating the breath, tries to
bite down on Grubby's rebreather. Doesn't look good.... Grubby never intended
to do that anyway... and Tender's eyes close as he drowns to death in Grubby's
grip. Grubby releases the dead Care Bear, but sees fairly far away that Pete,
Disney's first interference, is now popping in from a hole at the top. And
now, Brightheart Raccoon is shooting out of the Care Bear hatch 15 feet away
from Grubby. They all seem to be rather passive... Brightheart and Grubby are
just jockeying for position, While Pete is slowly closing in... Brightheart's
weaving away a bit, as Grubby shoot about 5 feet to the bottom. Now
Brightheart goes on the same level as Grubby, while going back to around 10
feet away. Grubby tries to swim around, but Pete manages to lead his swimming
line on him... and he grabs him by one of his legs! He pulls him in and now
has him in a grab from behind! Grubby is being squeezed like a vice. With
Brightheart sitting back and watching in glee, Grubby tries to get out of this
the same way he got out of
the first hug. However, his weakened ribs and the strength of the hold render
that impossible... and Grubby's organs are folding like paper, and Pete
crushes the octopede in his massive size. Pete takes away his victim, and
leaves the pool, as if you're interference and kill someone, you must leave."
"Now that Pete's left the pool, the Care Bears 2nd and final interference,
Beastly, is now slipping through the hole, as Goofy enters for the Disney
cause from their hatch. Beastly is 20 feet above Brightheart, and Goofy is 30
feet off. Another slow start here, with Goofy and Beastly swimming at their
mutual opponent. Brightheart is going for Beastly, however, thinking him to
be the easier opponent, apparently. Brightheart is now accelerating for a
shot on Beastly! But Beastly was ready as soon as he saw the raccoon
accelerate and he dodged to the side and kicked him in the gut as he passed
by. Goofy is creeping closer in the meantime and decides to just watch. In
the meantime, Brightheart tries to fool Beastly into thinking Goofy's coming
for him from behind, but Beastly doesn't even really seem to care and gives
Bright a double kick tro the stomach. He then grabs him by the back of the
head and then firmly shoves his face into his fur, holding it in place,
whatever that does... wait a minute... looking at Brightheart's vital signs,
it seems to have a very toxic effect on Bright.... and after very futile
resistance, he's dead. 7 seconds after Beastly shoved Brightheart's head into
his fur, the raccoon was dead... guess the Care Bears and Beastly's other
opponents have something to watch out for now. Champ is going nuts in the CB
base, now he's getting on his gear and has exited after Beastly left with his
first kill ever. Also, Glomgold is the 2nd and final Disney interference, and
is entering the arena."
"Goofy turns around and closes the distance on Glomgold with a tornado, with
hits full on, and send him back a few feet. Champ just charges Goofy's way,
and gets 20 feet before Goofy tries to double kick back on Glomgold... but
misses as Glom dodges it. Champ suddenly comes in on Goofy, gets behind him,
and grabs him by the neck while nailing him in the head! Champ wants Goofy
dead here... I don't recall ever seeing him like this, nor would I imagine has
anyone else. Champ shuts off Goofy's tank, but Goofy manages to hit him with
a low blow right afterwards by swinging his foot back. Champ releases the
hold, and he hits Glom in the gut swinging his fist foward. With Goofy now
holding his breath, he shoots below about 10 feet, and as Glomgold follows, he
has enough time to turn on his tanks again. Glomgold is in close again
though. Champ remains in position and weathers the effects the low blow.
Goofy tries to shoot up and nail Glomgold, but he's ready this time, as he
dodges, and grabs Goofy by the legs, preventing further ascent! Champ comes
down and easily nails the held Goofy in the head with a double fist smash, and
Goofy's in trouble. Champ has just grabbed Goofy's muzzle, and he makes a
hard twist, actually managing to snap the neck and kill the Fab Five member in
an instant. Seeing that, Glomgold, satisified I suppose, leaves the arena.
Here comes, Donald, folks! It all comes down to this!"
"Well, this is pretty reserved at first, seeing as Donald's only closing the
distance slowly, and Champ is remaining purely defensive. Distance is now 5
feet, and now Champ finally makes a move, faking a charge, going only a foot,
but he gets no reaction from the duck, who now stops and waits for him. He
then decides to moves on for a roundhouse to the gut, but Don easily evades
it. Don now takes the offensive, going for one-two kicks to Chamnp's gut; he
dodges the first one, but the second connects. He tries to grab on to the
foot, but fails... Champ's clearly hurting a bit now. Don fakes a kick at
Champ, who is fooled and 'dodges' the would be kick; as soon as he comes in
for a shot to the throat, he's missed as Don swam up, and easily connects with
a perfect one-two kick to Champ's noggin, dazing him. Donald suddenly starts
doing the flailing motion with his arms when he gets angry. Champ is riddled
with hits. A bid to knock out his rebreather is successful in the confusion
as well after the move ends. With Champ on the ground and with no rebreather,
and Donald over him, he's in a lot of trouble. Don goes off the ground,
dodging a groin kick from Champ. Donald goes right for the neck, but Champ
gets his rebreather back in. Don still has him by the neck, and he tries to
pounces on Champ's gut, but as he comes down, Champ catches him with both feet
on Donald's! He manages to push him off, and Champ regains a normal position,
not to mention his rebreather. Champ goes for a spear... but Donald goes for
a hurricana! They pass each other completely! Now they both try low sweeps,
expecting a charge from the other... this is funny. They swim right at eahc
other, and Donald pulls back on Champ's mask, and then snaps it back on him.
This stops what Champ was trying to do, a fake kick. His mask has water in it
now, and it's crooked somewhat. Donald uses the momentary stun to swim back a
bit. Champ tries to move for a bearhug, but Donald catches him full on with a
spear! Takes Champ right down to the ground. Champ is too stunned to do
anything at all at the moment. Donald then does the same choke, and hits the
pounce he tried before. This knocks the rebreather out of Champ's mouth. Champ
is losing it fast... and he loses it all as Don come down on his gut yet
again, and Champ sucks it down, and Donald wins it for Disney!"
"Well, folks, you really gotta give it up for the Care Bear team. They were
the underdogs coming into this, and they fought hard, but Champ eventually
just got overwhelmed by a superior Donald. Can't forget Grubby, either,
killing two himself. Well, We gotta go, folks. Untill next time!"
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