Ending of Woody Woodpecker VS. Wally Walrus
Rules: Mask/snorkels
By Trevor Lake and Robert Brown
".... well, folks, it looks like Wally has finally caught up with the
Woodpecker, and has finally forced him on to the sediment. This is bad for
Woody, seeing has with the mask/snorkels only rule, he's at a severe
breathhold disadvantage against his considerably larger opponent. Looks like
Wally's preparing his to sit on his nemesis, everyone..."
"Oh, in a last ditch effort, Woody's aiming his beak at a very tender spot on
Wally! Will he be able to snatch victory from Wally here? He'd better hope
this works, or it's curtains."
"OWWW... a admirable attempt from Woody, but he didn't quite get the thrust
off before Wally sat on his chest... Wally can end this one any way he wants
at this point... I wonder if he'll be merciful and end Woody's suffering
quickly, or prolong it more. I can bet what it's going to be..."
"You know he's going to prolong it as much as possible....and of course, all
he's doing it sitting there. Woody's struggling with everything he's got, but
he's almost out of breath. It won't be long now."
"Wait a sec, folks.... he's edging up Woody's chest. With out getting off,
he's shifting his portly self to... Woody's face! But why is he doing this...
Woody's nearly drowned anyway. Unless.... oh-oh.... I don't think Woody's
going to like what's going to happen next..."
"OH man, I can't look! Somebody get the disinfectant ready....and the
deodorizers! And quick, we need this location for the next fight!"
"Thank god for pool filtration. Wally just unleashed a super fart blast all
over Woody's face... wierd how that's Woody's last breath of air. Wally, oddly
dressed to kill in that black cover-all swimsuit, gets off the corpse, and
seizes it. I guess he's taking Woody home as a trophy."
"Well, after all that Woody's done to him over the years, do you blame him?"
"Certainly not. Well, that's the end of this one. Join us next time, after
they run the filtration system on this... twice."
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