Wooly VS Pete
By Trevor Lake and Brian Sapinski
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"Welcome to our latest fight, everyone. Trevor here, along with Brian.
Robert's unfortunely taken quite ill, and couldn't make it today, so
Brian's taking his place. Welcome to the announcer's table, Brian."
"I thank you, Trevor. Yes, I've been following these competitions for
some time now, and I realize there is some strong talent in these games.
And in this next match, 'strong' definitely applies, doesn't it?"
"That's putting this very mildly. Folks, we have Wooly from the Teddy
Ruxpin company taking on Pete from the Disney Villians crew in a mask
and snorkel fight tonight. Both of these guys are big, strong, and can
crush lesser men like bugs. Both of them really want this, don't they,
Brian?"
"Well, neither of them are prone to anger, but they have some mean
temperments when you get on their ugly sides. But here, none of that
matters. They see the size of their opponent, and it has them ready to
go. Nothing can be left to chance here."
"Ah, looks like they're in, and we're underway! Thing is, we're not
going to exactly see a strategic stand-off in this fight. Both
fighters, for the most part, will likely go right at their target, as we
see them both doing right now. Lots of pride on the line here. Wooly
has the middling size advantage, but Pete's got a ton of power behind
him too."
"And for their size, they're closing the distance relatively quickly.
They get to close quarters right away and start exchanging blows to the
chest and face. They want to knock each other out quickly."
"Hey, looks like Pete is starting to feel like effects first and is
withdrawing. He's trying to surface for air, and Wooly missed an
attempted grab at him to try to stop him. Wooly chases Pete, but he's
already behind by quite a ways... and Pete's up for air with Wooly 10
feet behind."
"Hot on his heels, he wants to pull Pete down. He's almost up to him--
WHOA! Wooly is met with a crushing blow to the head and Pete just turned
his weight belt on full blast right there. He wasn't in the right
position to pin him down, but he slammed him pretty good there."
"Very good strategy from Pete there, and now he's trying to drown Wooly
by choking him out, and he's dragging him to the bottom, even turning on
Wooly's belt in the process to get there faster... Wooly's in massive
trouble here, Brian. If he doesn't get free soon, he'll be feeding the
fish."
"Wooly must be feeling the sudden rush here. He's struggling to break
free of the grip. And there, he's got it! He's prying Pete's fingers off
his neck, and the two are locked by the hands as they continue to
plummet."
"Wooly's not being very smart here... I really would've went up for air,
but they've now hit the bottom. I think Wooly's only real shot now is
to try to finish Pete off quickly, but Pete just nailed a low blow, and
just gave Wooly a double axehandle blow to the head. Now he's placing
the even more wounded What-Zit in a corner, and is backing up... what's
going through his mind?"
"He's just floating some 15 feet away from Wooly... and now he's turned
his body and launched himself headfirst towards him! Wooly's still dazed
there--- NO! He just barely ducked to the side, and Pete just rammed
himself headfirst in the corner!"
"Wooly finally takes the chance while Pete recovers to make a mad dash
for the surface... (A few moments later) I'm surprised, everyone, but he
made it. He had to really dig down deep to reach the surface, to kinda
make an oxymoron. Now this fight has a whole new tone, and Wooly's gone
back down after Pete, who's finally back up and swimming."
"And Wooly stops himself in mid-swim all of a sudden here. He reaches
for his belt and turns it up. He's trying the same trick Pete did
earlier! Pete sees it coming, he's trying to dodge it! (Rush of bubbles
as Wooly passes) And... Pete seems to be in a daze again. It appears
that Wooly made contact sort of like Pete did earlier, but I can't tell
just how well Wooly hit him."
"You know, I'm surprised Pete fell for his own tactic like that, he's
usually too damn shrewd for that... but anyway, Wooly's coming back
after Pete, hoping to take him down for good this time. He stops in
front of him, and goes to grab him for a finisher. Huh... Pete's
suddenly come around from his condition, ducks the grab, and slips
behind Wooly! He was just playing possum, obviously. Now Pete's got
that choke again, and he's turned on his belt. Back down they go."
"And down they come to the ground again. Pete kept the choked locked
from behind this time in a sort of full nelson-style, so it kept Wooly
from prying his hands away. Now Wooly's down again in the corner, and
Pete's sizing him up once more."
"That choke actually doubled as a sleeper, as it cut off the circulation
to Wooly's head, and plus, he's low on air again. If he dodges the move
this time, I'll be truly amazed. Here comes Pete, head first again...
and he scores the major hit this time! Right into Wooly's stomach, and
as Wooly stumbles out, he falls on his back not far from the corner.
He's still alive though, but Pete looks like he wasn't done with him
anyway."
"And there it is, the finish of Pete's big combo. He quickly turned
around and sat on Wooly's prone body. The snorkel has just popped out of
Wooly's mouth, along with a lot of bubbles. And yes, it looks like he's
not moving. This fight is over!"
"Indeed. Normally, that move would just completely crushed the target,
but in Wooly's case, it served to drown him... this was a pretty decent
fight, folks, clocking in at 5 minutes even. From Brian and me, Trevor,
we must sign off and say good night. That's Pete over Wooly in 5
minutes. Good night!"
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