Lance has said some wise words over the years he was in Summer Bay. Lets take a look at some.

"Ohh Everything I seem to do makes me more money"
-Lance with some harsh problems

"They must be pretty stupid leaving these behind (pointing to thong collection)"
-Lance after being robbed

"And you're one of the good guys, even though you are a bit of a girl and you always get up onto your soap box, you're still a mate"
-Lance's compliment to Don

"I reckon we should ay"
-He constantly says this one

"Do you live around here often"
-Lance's chat up line

"1989 is the year of no more mister nice guy"
-Lance's bold statement

"To maz and the Fish"
-A telegram sent by Lance to Don and Marilyns wedding

"I'm nervous......this is my first gig"
-Lance before carrying the equipment on stage for the band

"The Summer Bay City Rollers"
-When asked what the band name should be.

"This christmas caper is getting to be a bit of alright ay"
-Lance discovers the joy of Christmas

"I just came over to say I can't come over"
-Lance declining an invitation.

Lance:"This is gonna be bigger than big"
Martin:"You reckon mate"
Lance:"Oh yeah mate, even you and me thought we's were one hit wonders, we was wrong mate. This is gonna make us mega-stars"
-Lance about "Cappuccino"-his follow up song to "Santa never stops in Summer Bay."

And now the lyrics to "Cappuccino"

Capp, Cappa, Capp, Capp, Cappuccino
I offered her a glass of Veno
Capp, Cappa, Capp, Capp, Cappuccino
It's all she wanted
Capp, Cappa, Capp, Capp, Cappuccino
I should have listened to my friend Gino
Capp, Cappa, Capp, Capp, Cappuccino
It's all she wanted

As you can clearly see it is a touch of songwriting genius.