In Dundas Street Grill.  Al, Cathy, Jon, Chris, Chin, Anthony, Alison and Rob
Alison: Chin, I like your hat
Chin: Tryin to make my hair flat.  Just like I saw Gladiator last night
Alison: Stop
Anthony: Its ok, we'll see it today or tomorrow whatever
Alison: I wanna see ***
Anthony: Well, you go ahead, I'll go in the other theater
Alison: You wanna go to Gladiator?
Anthony: Yeah
Alison: Okay, I'll go to Gladiator then if you're gonna sell out like that
Anthony: Need some testosterone
Waitress: Are you ready to order?
Rob: Uh, definitely, been ready since yesterday.  Uh, can I get the Belgium please
Waitress: Topping
Rob: Uh, strawberry preserves.  Can I get ice cream with that
Waitress: Whipped cream?
Rob: Uh yeah, thank you
Chin: Uh, can I get the steak and eggs please
Waitress: How would you like your eggs?
Chin: Uh, scrambled
Waitress: And your steak
Chin: Medium rare
Waitress: White or brown toast
Chin: Brown toast please
Alison: Can I get the three eggs, uh, toast, uh, tea meal
Waitress: Peameal?
Alison: Sorry? Just the three plain eggs -
Waitress: How do you like the eggs
Alison: Oh, over easy
Waitress: White or brown toast?
Alison: White please
Anthony: Can I get the french toast
Waitress: Okay
Anth: Thanks a lot
Chin: Thanks
Alison: I remember once in res', I got like literally stuck cuase i didn't know how I like my eggs.  I was like "nooooooooo"
Anthony: No?
Alison: I was gonna like, call home like, I got all scared, I was all like -
Rob: Yeah, I heard about that you were about to cry on the spot.  We just had to calm you down
Anthony: *** all these places around the world
Chin: You didn't know how you wanted your eggs?
Alison: I didn't.  So I was like, tryin' to look at people around me so everyone was "over easy" "poached" and I was "Whoa.  I know don't like poached like, alright guys"
Rob: Yeah
***
Chin: Uh oh
Alison: heh heh Uh oh, its gonna go down
Chin: Its the blockage
Alison: Yeah, it is the blockage
Rob: How much did this tape recorder cost?
Chin: I dunno
Rob: You don't know?  Okay
Alison: Is this, um, voice activated?  It is. Nice.  Its cool 'cause if you leave it on then like, if you leave it on then like, you don't have to worry about turning it on and off right? so like, so it'll stay off till you voice activate it
Chin: Parking lot
Rob: Stupid Al.  Why does he pick a window seat when he knows we can't sit together.  Should've picked the middle
Alison: Yeah Al
Chin: Parking lot
Alison: ><
Chin: Parking lot
Rob: Parking lot
Chin: Parking lot
Rob: Y'know.  About judgment day.  Parking lot.  Parking lot.  About judgment day.
Alison: Judgment day
Rob: Tell him about judgment day.
Chin: He can't see you and he can't see us
Rob: Ghetto Al.  He dropped the ball
Chin: Yeah.  Look, look, he can't even hear
Rob: And you're gay
Alison: Yeah
Rob: I know its like, what're you thinking picking a window seat
Anthony: You wanna see the most hard core guy in this restaurant?
Chin: Yeah
Anthony: That guy sitting over there by himself smoking down there. Right there
Alison: Oh my God
Chin: Why don't you give the viewers a physical description
Anthony: Is this thing runnin'?
Chin: Yeah
Anthony: (into tape) 1, 2, 1, 2
Chin: No the other way
Anthony: Oh.  Right here?
Rob: That would help
Anthony: (into tape) 1, 2, um, we have ourselves a, uh, uh, specimen of the, I'd say early to late 1970's, uh possibly even the early 1980's smoking on I believe regular Colts with a...
Alison: Flavoured tip
Anthony: With a short sleeved...striped dress shirt...uh, damn he looks hard core, fuck, thats all I gotta say
***
Chin: 8:00.  They're not here.  It's gonna be so packed when they get here we're gonna have to wait.  We're gonna have to wait for them
Alison: Ghetto
Rob: I say we bombard them in the parking lot.  With all sorts of fruit
Chin: Actually Shaun
Rob: Yeah, Shaun
Alison: One of his hoes said...
Chin: Actually Shaun
Chin: Cathy.  Cathy do you have your cell on you?  Can you call Shaun if you don't mind
Anthony: NSG yo!  Yo! Yo!  No, NFC's like, thats like football and some shit
Rob: Isn't like a division in the NFL
Anthony: Its AFC and NFC
Chin: No, its AFC and...uh, AFC and.....
Alison: Thanks for the help
***
Alison: Thats your friggin pricadello
Anthony: Picallo
Alison: Picallo's a character in Dragonball Z
Chin: Yeah, isn't he a like in a Doll House?
Alison: The green guy guy with the >skree< >skree<
Chin: Wasn't he in Doll House?
Rob: Naw
Chin: In Shakespeare or something something
Rob: Naw, definitely not in Doll's House.
Chin: That's like a Millionaire question
Rob: What's the name of the
***
Chin: (to Cathy) Waiting for Rob?  (to Rob) Shaun's waiting for you
Rob: What? You gotta be kidding me
Chin: Shaun sent me an ICQ last night "Pick up Rob" Well I mean...
Alison: Ghetto
Chin: No wait, that was Al.  Al told me to pick you up
Anthony: (into tape) Uh, we're already having our first, uh, fuck up for the, for the weekend.  Apparently what happened was, uh, there was some sort of miscommunication last night where uh, I think uh...
Chin: Al told me to pick up Rob
Alison: For the record
Rob: (into tape) For the record I blame Al because Al's the organizer and Al's stupid.  And he's also the organizer
Chin: (into tape) For the record, I agree with that
Rob: (into tape) Also for the record, Al is gay, he made a pass at me at the restaurant and thats pretty gay
Anthony: >creek< >creek< What's that thing that Bart says on the thing?
Alison: I unno
Chin: People of Earth People of Earth
Anthony: Mental note.  No it's like mental note, put stuff down someone's pants or something and he starts laughing like "Heh heh heh Heh heh heh"
Rob: Is that the one where uh, Milhouse is being chased down like the Fugitive?  Cause thats the one I remember
Anthony: Yeah
Rob: And Lisa's in competition with uh, that other brainiac in school?
Anthony: Yeah yeah
Rob: Alison or something
Chin: Here's the grapes.  And here's the wrath!
Alison: ><
Chin: I'd love to do that at school.
Alison: And all the toys
Chin: I think if I do that at school, how hard it would be to find a mallot that big
Alison: ><
Rob: At a novelty store
Alison: At a novelty store
***
Alison: jokes
Anthony: Here's the grapes and here's the wrath
Rob: Hope didn't to pick me up.   I guess I shouldn't punk Shaun anymore.
Chin: It's Al's fault.
Rob: Yeah, it is Al's fault
Anthony: So Shaun's at...
Rob: My house?
Anthony: Yeah
Rob: Waiting at the door expecting me
Alison: Knocking on the door, he's like
Rob: Yeah, knocking on the door, waiting for me ***  I guess I must go out side
Alison: Jokes
Anthony: I got enough dope in me to put everyone in this whole room out.
Chin: Heh heh heh.  I was baby sitting for four year while my wife's been saving a shitty job.  Heh heh heh
Alison: >laugh<
Anthony: That says: Go! Jays go! Probably from like, '93
Alison: Probably..whoa!
Rob: Bouyah
Alison: Bouyakah
Anthony: Thank you.  Wow
Alison: Thank you.  Thanks.  Aw, how did they know, strawberry jam.  Nice
Anthony: That looks pretty meaty man
Alison: Oh my Lord
Anthony: I'm surprised, I thought I was gonna get like, a couple slices of toast, and that's it
Chin: I like the bitties, the bitties are good
Anthony: You're a bittie
Alison: Stop
Anthony: What's a bittie anyways?
Alison: I unno
Anthony: This food came out quick man
Alison: I know, my Lord
Anthony: Are your forks like, like,  angled like mine?
Rob: Mine is
Alison: Yeah
Anthony: Mine is like, like fuckin 90 degrees like
Chin: No!  Tenden!
Rob: I really think we should take a picture of my Belgium waffle.
***
Rob: Yeah, it's pretty big.  There's like, lots of stuff on it
Chin: Good job Rob
***
Chin: Wow, that is big
Alison: Size of the store
Rob: This is awesome
Chin: He has ice cream on his
Rob: Yeah, Chin told me too
Anthony: Does everyone have cell phones? Eh Chin?  Eh Chin you got everyone's number right?
Chin: I gotta give 'em my number
Alison: Cathy's got track pants on too.  I gotta give her props for her track pants.  'Cause I also have like, ghetto pants
Rob: At first I was like, wondering where the ice cream was...
Alison: All I know was it was just a big tray of whipped cream
Rob: Yeah I know, I was like, I'm gonna die
Alison: Its like, whoa easy there
Chin: Then you realized that it was all whipped cream?
Rob: Huh?
Anthony: Its not undelicious
Alison: Hmm, but is it delicious
Anthony: Not undelicious
Chin: ***
Alison: From the other team?
Anthony: I think the other teams a little disgruntled.  The anti-social clique
Alison: Whoo-hoo!
Rob: That's propaganda
Anthony: You heard it here first, eh?
Chin: Are you gonna have a better day though?
Rob: I am.  Thanks to this breakfast
Alison: >bing!<
Rob: These Belgium waffles provided me with the energy I needed for the rest of the day
Chin: The better the breakfast, the brighter the day
Alison: Then there's gonna be a guy behind your head, "Help"
Anthony: Did they cut that out?  That part, like sausages provide me with the extra energy I need to out run...the dogs...
Alison: What?
Chin: What?
Anthony: Y'know the episode, the Halloween episode where Flanders, like takes over the world and shit.  And Homer goes back in time  and all that
Chin: Yeah
Anthony: And goes to the future or whatever
Chin: Yeah
Alison: Right
Anthony: and then Ned picks Homer out, right, he tries to escape the labodamy
Chin: Yeah
Anthony: Then he pulls out sausages
Chin: I think they did cut that out
Anthony: Instead of throwing them at the dogs, he's like...ya'll got it
***
Anthony: Besides, we'll all be finished
Alison: I know
Chin: You're already finished?
Anthony: That's them.
Alison: Word up that's them
Anthony: Mother fathers.  I heard a guy say that and I was "Isn't that cute".  How come your steaks red?
Chin: Medium rare!
Alison: >bing!<  Easy guys. Look where the butter comes from.  "No need to turn."  Their really emphasizing that.  They're like...
Anthony: Just so they show how like old fashion and textured they are
Alison: ***
Chin: Home fries Anthony?
Anthony: Naw I'm good
Rob: These Belgium waffles, are the best waffles
Anthony: Man, you scarfed that down
Alison: Oh man
Rob: Man, I was like, thinking of this since, like yesterday
Anthony: Before yesterday
Rob: Yeah.  This was put into affect a long long ago.  In fact, when we planned the Montreal trip we said  "Yeah, Dundas Street Grill"
Alison: You were already thinking of breakfast?
Rob: Yup.  We said long ago
Alison: Wow
Chin: Oh yeah
Alison: That's pretty hard core then
Chin: ***.  Home fries Alison
Alison: I'm okay
Chin: And for dessert, Rob'll be having Belgium waffles
Anthony: This is all I'm gonna be eating for this weekend.  Except for alcohol.  And Tim Horton's
Chin: That's it?
Alison: Wow.  Why Tim Hor-
Anthony: Naw, I'm just bullshittin
Alison: Hey
Rob: Montrea - For the record.  Montreal smoked meat sandwich
Chin: And...?  And what Rob?
Rob: I dunno
Chin: 'Member? What we're supposed to have with that?
Rob: Oh yeah, poutine
Alison: Poutine
Anthony: Like real poutine?
Rob: Yup
Anthony: Damn
Alison: Made by a disgruntled french guy?
Anthony: What?
Alison: I said "Made by a disgruntled french guy"
Anthony: What's that?  Oh "Made by", I thought you said "Meed by"
Alison: Yeah
Rob: *** probably like, a potato, and like, cheesed bits or something
Alison: Hah hah
Rob: Its like, only us, we'd like -
Chin: Bastardized it
Rob: Yeah, we bastardized it.
Alison: That's be cool.  I could see it not being -
Rob: "Can I get a really fresh poutine made from a baked potato?", "What the fuck is this?"
Anthony: Sound too...slow...you said...stuff
Rob: Have some coffee?
Chin: No.  I don't drink coffee
Rob: Have tea
***
Rob: We went to Red Cabin for lunch yesterday...er...sorry on thursday
Anthony: How was it?
Rob: It was aight, but, I told I tend to agree with.  But y'know what it reminds me off as soon as you walk in?  It reminds me of Wally's
Anthony: There's a bit of Wally's in every bite
Rob: Yeah.  Just the whole look its like, pure Wally's
***
Rob: I remember that sit we staged a couple years ago.  "We want to meet Wally".  Chained ourselves to the door
Anthony: Rappa wanted a beer at 11:30
Rob: Fuck on thursday
Anthony: 10:30!
Rob: I guess we'll go
Anthony: What else is he gonna do, right?
Rob: Yeah
Anthony: I'm serious, since grade fuckin', 8
Alison: Whoa!
Anthony: Literally
Rob: Yeah, that's funny
Anthony: All he does is go out and drink.  I think he'd -
Rob: Yeah, his liver has some abnormality or something like that.  And I say Its like, I wonder why?  Its like, Part A does connect to Part B
Anthony: And he would say that. That's how he'd say it like, "I wonder why?"
Rob: Its like Maybe its 'cause you drink like a warrior
Anthony: Oh look!  There's uh...Trinity...Gill
Alison: Gill
Rob: And...that one...
Alison: Like...
Rob: No, Shaun's gonna be the who leads...Shaun's gotta be Tank or Dozer...one of the lesser characters
Alison: I was gonna say Dooch was gonna be Tank or Dozer
Rob: No
Alison: No?
Rob: No, well...If Shaun starts fukin up like "What?", listen...
Enter Sara, Shaun and Dooch
Anthony: Hey
Shaun: What's up?
Rob: Hey Shaun, these guys picked me up
Alison: Fancy meeting guys you here...
Shaun: We were waiting at your house
Rob: These picked me up at 7...uh...7:30 and I was like what the f -
Shaun: Why didn't they tell me, I was waiting outside
Rob: I don't know, they told me, its like they told me -
Chin: Al told me to pick him up
Shaun: Ghetto.  Don't you check your e-mail?
Chin: I did.
Shaun: What'd it say?
Chin: Pick up these two.  And Al was on ICQ.  Al -
Shaun: Ghetto
Rob: Its alright, for the tape, for the record we blamed Al
Anthony: You guys have to say -
Shaun: Al, you're ghetto.  Al, you're ghetto
Rob: You're also gay
Shaun: Okay, listen, my was printers acting up so I'm gonna print the directions.  I'll be back
Anthony: Why don't cha get something to eat?
Shaun: What?
Anthony: Why don't cha get something to eat?
Shaun: I'm not going to eat here, I'm just gonna get something on the road
Chin: Where you going?
Shaun: I gotta - you wanna come for a ride?
Chin: Where you going?
Alison: No
Shaun: Kinkos
Anthony: Is there a Kinko's around here?
***
Anthony: There has to be a Kinkos around here somewhere
Shaun: Yeah
Rob: Klaus ***
***
Anthony: What d'you gotta print out?  What d'you gotta print out?
Shaun: Directions
Anthony: Fuck that
Shaun: No, trust me
Anthony: No.  We'll worry about that on our way down the road
Shaun: Highway 20 and -
Anthony: It's a waist of time.  We ain't got no time for that shit man.  Got no time
Shaun: Trust me, I'll be back, you guys still have to order right?
Rob: We're done
Alison: Yup, word guy
Sara: Uh, I'm not eating
Anthony: On our way there -
Rob: Alright, we're ready to go
Alison: We're ready to go
Anthony: We're good to go.  Let's go on the road
Chin: I'm not done yet
Anthony: Aww
Alison: Aww
Anthony: I'm sayin, in five minutes
Rob: Hey, its SkyDome lights
Alison: Stop fighting
Anthony: It was open yesterday.  I know that
Sara: Did Bekki have to go all the way back home?
Rob: So anyway I'm shaving -
Alison: Well, she was coming down anyways...
Rob: >DING DONG< >AARRGGHH< Oh man -
Anthony: We gotta go
Rob: I cut my self and it's this brown - pink crap
*** (to many people talking)
Anthony: I can never tell Shaun what to do by on my own.  No matter what, you need two more
Rob: Hey, I was like, just an innocent bystander in all this, like...
Dooch: I just got a ride here
Rob: Yeah, ghetto
Dooch: What time did you guys get here at?
Rob: 8 o'clock
Sara: What?
Rob: 8 o'clock.  And dude, I got the Belgium waffles, you should have seen it
*** (to many people talking again)
Anthony: Chin.  Are we gonna do it?
Chin: Huh?
Anthony: Are we gonna do it?
Chin: Huh?
Shaun: Did you guys fill up gas and stuff?
Anthony: Yeah
Chin: Fill up gas?  Mine's full
Shaun: What about Cathy?
Alison: It's so exciting!
Anthony: There's nothing to organize
Shaun: I need gas
Anthony: So get gas
Shaun: Okay...uh 410 Sherbrooke Street. West
Anthony: Okay, I got that
Alison: Sherborne?
Anthony: Yeah, Sherbrooke
Shaun: Sher. Brook.  Sherbrooke's by the university
Alison: Cool
Anthony: Can't wait
Rob: Just get the back of the trunk, gotta get...
Anthony: You're gonna go all the way down to Eglinton and Highway 10?
Rob: I just wanna move my CD player to the thing.  'Cause its crammed in there.
Anthony: That's gonna take at least half an hour
Rob: 'Cause I was expecting the trunk space of Shaun's car.  'Cause, he like, you have all of us
Sara: How many cars are going?  Three?
Rob: Three
Anthony: Three unruly cars

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