Tape 1 - Real Audio
Saturday May 6, 2000.  Dundas Street Grill parking lot.  Everybody.
Anthony: I feel like I'm in the middle, I'm like "hey..."
-Enter Chris-
Shaun: Tough one eh?
Alison: Heh heh
Rob: Chris, you get a ghettoness factor of six
***
Al: Does everybody know...
Rob: Which car...
Anthony: Yeah, we're all going in one car
Shaun: Yeah, we're following each other
Al: We are?
Shaun: Obviously
Al: Yeah
Anthony: Why don't we meet up at the first rest stop once we get out of the city, like, past in Pickering and shit?
Shaun: What if we get lost?
Anthony: Oh we won't get lost
Al: We wont get lost
Shaun: Why can't we just follow, its the same shit
Cathy: It's better to follow then...
Shaun: Let's just stick together, if theirs no following, I'll pull away and be there in four hours
Cathy: Nobody has the map
Sara: Yeah
Chin: Today's such a beautiful day.  The sun is shinning.  Everyone's here, I just have to say: I love everyone
Shaun: Awwww
Sara: Awwww
Al: I love you too Chin
Anthony: I love you all too
>love all around<
Alison: Cathy's like: "Nooo"  It's like shut the crap up
Anthony: There's so much love to give, I don't know where to put it
Chin: Jon hates people.  Cathy's, uh, Cathy's theory is true, especially for Jon
Jon: Naw, I just hate Rob
Chin: Okay, yay!
Rob: Yeah, well, you get a gayness value of...
Anthony: We're all going to the Red App, the Big Apple right?
Al: Yeah
Chin: Alright.  Let's go
Anthony: Yeah, let's roll.  Shaun has gas first though
Chin: Shaun, you're going to the gas station?
Shaun: Yeah
Anthony: ghetto
Chin: Which one?
Rob: Go to the Beaver one
Shaun: The first one on the right.  Where are we going? The 401?
Anthony: Yeah
Al: There's a Beaver one there
Shaun: You wanna just go onto the Q.E.W. and then go 4-0 -  Hey Anth!
Chin: Q.E.W.? Why don't you just go onto the 427
Shaun: 420 -You wanna go back to the 427
Al: Yeah, then you can go to the Beaver gas station
Shaun: Aright
Chin: Beaver gas station right?
Al: Yeah, Beaver gas station
-Everybody heads towards their car-
Rob: Oh yeah, I'm gonna go grab, uh, thing...
Chin: Why are you gonna drink it?  Then keep it in there
Rob: No, I'm gonna grab...
Inside Chin's Car.  Chin and Anthony.
Anthony: Got everyones number?
Chin: Hmm?
Anthony: Where's Cathy's number? That?
Anthony: Only one I need 'cause I know Shaun
Chin: The number which isn't Shaun's
Anthony: Top one?
Chin: Yeah.  That ones ours so if you ever need ...
Anthony: Alright.
-Enter Rob-
Anthony: Fuck Rob.  Break the car
Chin: I know eh?  I'm just gonn turn off...
-Enter Alison-
Alison: Oh man, this guy's hardcore.
***
Alison: He's even got a black turtle neck, I want a black turtle neck
Rob: He does wear a black turtle neck
Anthony: Naw, he not a drama queen, he's old
Rob: Old schools good
Anthony: *** like, kinky hair
Alison: I wonder if it's really Brian Adams
Anthony: Maybe
Anthony: Someone throw this on the - back - somwhere?
Rob: Alright
Chin: It's hot
Anthony: It is.  That's what air conditionings for
Chin: What's for?
Anthony: No.  Stupid Maningas gene's
Chin: It's not hot guys.  It's nice
Anthony: It's not hot enough for Manila
Chin: Damn straight.  Manila's hotter
Anthony: Ah Chin.  Ghetto Chin
Chin: Ah, my bad my bad...
Alison: The only thing I know of like, Philippino culture is cock fights
Rob: Cock fights?
Anthony: Cack
Alison: Cock fights and um, maids.  A lot of maids
Rob: And also like -
Anthony: They got maids?
Alison: Yeah, live in maids
Rob: And also like actually crucifying someone on Good Friday.
Anthony: Yup
Rob: Actually crucifying something like, what the fuck?
Anthony: Are you gonna turn on the air?
Chin: Want me to?  Wait till we get onto the highway
Anthony: Huh?
Chin: Wait till we get on the highway
Rob: Are we gonna turn on the air
Anthony: Doing it on the highway.  Remember, this is Chin's car.  That means, when it gets hot, we're gonna turn on the heat.  And then, the heats free right?
Rob: It is free
Anthony: Breath in the fumes now.  Fuck
Rob: Do do do doo doooo do
Anthony: Hey Rob, did you bring CDs?
Rob: Yup
Anthony: Like, death rock and stuff?
Rob: Not necessarily -
Chin: "This is dedicated to my girlfriend.  I love you.  Die bitch die.  Die d'die bitch"
Rob: I brought Sneaker Pimps.  They're not death rock
Anthony: Arn't they though?
Rob: Sneaker Pimps rock man!  They're like, so one of my favorites now
Anthony: I'm ignorant to their music.  Therfore I would like to...
Alison: Oh, they sing a song like, ***
Rob: Aw, six underground?  Yeah, thats off ***  They got like a whole...They got...
Anthony: What hell you doing Shaun?  Pump some fucking gas
Alison: Literally
Anthony: Tell 'im
Rob: YOU SUCK SHAUN
Chin: PUMP YOUR GAS!
Rob: UP -
Chin: UP YOUR ASS!
Alison: *** a fag.  Wierdo
Anthony: Pull your weapon out.  Cops'll come and kick your ass
Chin: Do you guys have a camera on you?
Anthony: Mmmm no.
Chin: Shit, I got one in my trunk
Anthony: Shit, I got one
Chin: Nevermind
Anthony: Nevermind
Chin: My bad
Anthony: My bad
Rob: Maxim
Alison: Maxim
Rob: Maxim
Anthony: You got Maxim?  New?
Rob: Yup
Anthony: Safe-ty
Chin: I have magazines!  I got Vice!
Alison: Huh?
Anthony: You got nothing
Alison: I have a book on Beck
Rob: Pick up tricks.  The Aly McBeal test
Anthony: You alright?
Chin: If we get into an accident, I won't get whiplash
Alison: Okay
>laughter with Cathy's car<
Rob: These numbers go *** Hey, how come the guys giving us the crook eye?  It's like we're not even there.  We're not even like...
Anthony: Hey, that's Corciega in the back.  I didn't even realize he was here
Rob: More propaganda to spread.  More propaganda
Chin: Damn, I gotta buy a Toronto Star.  Next stop
Anthony: Why don't you buy it in Montreal
Chin: The Toronto Star in Montreal?
Anthony: Mmm Hmm
Rob: Do they have...
Anthony: Just like a brown guy talking to Shaun right?
Rob: What're you reading?
Alison: Beck
Anthony: Hey there friends
Chin: Giving him hassles
Anthony: Giving him a hand job for crack
Rob: Eww.  HAND JOB FOR CRACK.
Anthony: For gas
Rob: Yeah.  SHAUN'S GIVING HIM A HAND JOB FOR GAS
Anthony: Way to go
Alison: Oh man
Chin: The man does not approve
Rob: How would you like to get into the, and kick my ass
Chin: Let's get outta here
Rob: Let's run guys
Anthony: Did you lock these fucking windows up?  Oh sorry, don't know how to operate them.  I'm stupid and ignorant
Rob: At least you're not giving hand jobs for gas
Anthony: Hello?
Chin: Hello?
Anthony: Hello?
Chin: Hey, who's this?
Anthony: Hey what's up?
Chin: Hello?
Rob: Yo Chin, is it like a free package on the weekends for your cell phone?
Chin: Iunno
Rob: Call Shaun up and say yo "Hand job for gas.  What's up with that?"
Alison: He's got a crazy red hat on
Anthony: It's his lucky red hat
Alison: It's a wacky red.  It's like, screw it man , I'm going to Montreal aw yes
Rob: Who's?  Corciega's red hat?
Alison: Yeah
Anthony: Okay, I wanna get Jon so drunk so that he becomes social.  'Cause I know Jon's anti-social
Rob: More propaganda
Anthony: Are you getting this on tape or what?  You getting this on the tape?
Rob: More propaganda
Anthony: At least we're in the cool car.  Unlike the other two.  Like, literally
Rob: Yeah, this car does rock.  You know what -
Anthony: In every way.  Not, in like, even just like the effect this is a luxury car.  Second, the fact we got the coolest people in whole group here
Chin: Represent!  Raise the roof!
Anthony: BLUP! BLUP!
Chin: Big it up!  Everytime!  Chill Farakahn
Alison: Oh my god.  Howard Stern *** 400 boys choir ***  like 400 boys
Anthony: That came outta no where but that's cool
Alison: No, its like ***
Rob: Yeah
Anthony: ***
Alison: And he asked *** high school
Anthony: Did he?
Alison: Yeah
Chin: Maybe that's why he asked
Anthony: Touché
Chin: I don't know you figure this out.  I don't know how this works
Anthony: What the air conditioning?
Chin: Yeah
Rob: How do you turn up the window on this?
Anthony: Fuck, if we can't figure it out, this is gonna suck
Rob: How do you turn up the window?
Chin: What do you mean turn up the window
Rob: Try turning it up now.  Oh okay
Anthony: Ghetto
Rob: Woops, I mean, yo guys, problem solved.  It's like, if I push it more down, maybe it'll eventually it'll go up.  Maybe it'll go down all the way
Alison: It'll go all the way around.  It'll do a loop
Rob: Yeah, exactly, a plane of glass will go all the way around
Anthony: You know what I think it is?  If you want it at this temperature.  It'll keep it at that temperature.  I guess this is as low as it'll go right.  Oh, no that's the fan
Chin: No, the fans the temperature outside
Anthony: That's the temperature.  22.  And it says 18.  That's the lowest it'll go
Chin: Is it?
Anthony: Iunno
Chin: Yeah
Anthony: Oh alright.  Now I see.  Alright
Rob: Alright.  Now we're frosty
Alison: Woo.  ***
Anthony: That's my expression
Rob: That's his expression
Alison: ***
Anthony: No, that's Jon
Rob: Yeah, that, that's Jon
Alison: Yeah
Anthony: Jon goes to the crotch sometimes.  Hey, what happened to everyone?
Chin: Caught at a red light
Anthony: Oh, fuck.
Chin: Don't worry
Anthony: Hey, who's windows rolled up.  Up, down.  Roll that shit up!
Chin: Alison
Alison: Oh, sorry
Chin: Faux pas
Alison: I didn't know
Rob: How many seconds of vital A/C have you lost?  I could've given it back to mother nature.  I could've like
Alison: Given it back
Anthony: Giving it to her
Rob: Give it to her.  Bend over baby
Chin: Imagine?
Rob: Are they waiting for us?
Anthony: Are they?  They're stupid
Chin: Ghetto
Anthony: It's so unnecessary
Chin: Damn straight
Anthony: They have cell phones
Chin: Shut off
Rob: They cut them off
Anthony: Okay Jeff.  Keep it tight.  Alright Jeff?
Chin: Whatever.  Shaun passes, I'm gonna let him pass
Rob: What? Shaun gonna pass?  Shouldn't he?
Chin: C'mon Shaun, make the cross.  Ghetto
Anthony: Shaun's a very timid driver.  Even though he drives crazy
Rob: Serious?
Anthony: Yeah.  Serious.
Rob: Why would you say that?
Anthony: When he makes the turns and stuff, he hesitated.  Like if he has a clear turn, he won't make it.  Like he's erratic, but he, he's safe at the same time, like he's pussy
Rob: Is he?
Anthony: I'd say
Chin: Yeah
Anthony: I drive with him all the time
Rob: Well, I don't drive with him that often, so its like
Anthony: Y'know when you're at a light or something, like fuck.  Shaun, you're ghetto, you can't make that turn
Chin: Yeah
Anthony: I can do that in my sleep man.  Fuck
Rob: I'll pay attention to that now
Anthony: Damn straight
Rob: I always thought, he was - erratic
Anthony: He just wails on the brake, and, and on the gas.  Like gino style right?  And I hate that.  It gives me a headache.  That's why I like riding in Chins car
>phone rings<
Chin: Ghetto.  They didn't make it
Anthony: How do you do this?
Chin: Press send
Anthony: Hello?
Chin: Hello?  Who's this?
Anthony: We gotta slow down and wait for Cathy
Chin: Alright
Anthony: Alright.  Alright.  We're gonna - we're trying fall in line, we're trying to get you to come into the lead nigger.
Chin: Im only going 90!
Alison: Yeah
Rob: And what's up with giving hand jobs for gas?
Anthony: Your gas tanks open
Chin: What gas tank?  Shit, it is open
Rob: Anth
Anthony: Yeah?
Rob: What's up with giving hand jobs for gas?
Anthony: Here ya go
Rob: Hey ***
Anthony: You can't close it eh?
Chin: No
Anthony: Shit
Chin: Well, it's not open.  Its...ajar
Anthony: Ajar eh?
Chin: Rob, go reach, make sure your doors locked Alison, hold on to him.  What?
Anthony: We're gonna go 90 all the way there?
Chin: I dunno.  All I know is that when we hit 401, two words: Cruise control
Rob: Oh yeah.  "Hey guys, how're you doing back here"  "Chin, shouldn't you be driving the car?"
Anthony: You got enough room back there?  You got room?
Alison: What?
Anthony: You got room back there?
Alison: Yeah, ***
Chin: Shaun ghetto.  Oh my god, don't tell me he's going west.
Anthony: Well how am I supposed to stop him?
Chin: Shaun you're gay
Anthony: Asshole.  How do I phone
Chin: Just dial the number
Rob: Ghetto
Anthony: Press send
Chin: Yeah
Alison: I don't even know why but -
Rob: Me neither
Anthony: I'm gonna tell him to get off the next exit.  I think its Renforth
Rob: Direction wise its uh -
Alison: On the way to camping
Anthony: Shaun, why you going west?  Get off at 427 north.  K?
Chin: Idiot!
Anthony: Get off at Dixon.  401 east okay?  Alright.  Alright.  Later.  Fuck man.  Man, that just lost us what? 15 minutes?
Rob: Oh yeah, oh man, that was so scary
Anthony: Why the hell is he leading?
Chin: That's it, we're taking over.  Tell him
Anthony: Damn straight
Chin: Tell him we're leading
Anthony: Well, wait 'till we get on the highway, 401 east
Chin: Alright
Rob: So I guess I have no room to criticize his direction savvy, but, Shaun's still ghetto
Chin: Hey, knock it *** be quite
Anthony: Get a cane out
Chin: Man, where the fuck are we going?
Anthony: I told him to get off at Dixon.  So.  It'll be a while 'till we figure it out cause we're all fucked up here on the highway.  Aw god Cathy.  That's why no three cars!  Only two!  Maximum
Alison: Yeah
Anthony: Following to Montreal?  Following three cars?  My god
Alison: Yeah
Rob: But it won't be as congested.  Like, it won't be like...
Anthony: True that
Chin: Once we get there it'll be straight
Anthony: It's just that Shaun fucked up the job here
Rob: Shaun did fuck up
Anthony: I'll tell him to go on 409 wait.  Figure it out
Rob: Tell him he fucked up.  Tell him he's gay
Anthony: I'll tell him to go left on Dixon.  Left left left.  Go left on Dixon.  Left.  And then go to 409.  409 east and it'll take you to 401, right?  You get it?  So go left here.  409 east.  Later
Rob: Window roll down.  "Take the 409..."
Alison: He's yelling "Take the..."
Chin: Rob, step out and close that door?  Quick
Anthony: Good job
Chin: Thanks Rob
Anthony: Damn Shaun, you're gonna get beats for this eh?
Chin: 409 in this lane or the other lane?
Anthony: I think it'd be on the right but don't worry, you got a bit.  To go.  Man, just hop on the highway...See, you can't go on 401 eastbound here
Chin: You can't?
Anthony: Naw, so you go on 409, that's why I said 409.  To 427
Chin: Do do dodooo
Anthony: Aw man, they changed the Hilton, it used to be so much nicer, then they fixed it up
>phone rings<
Anthony: Aw fuck, it's probably Cathy
Chin: No, Shaun, "Where's the 409?"
Anthony: Hello?  Yo, the 4 - Don't worry about it, its okay man.  Yeah, don't worry about it.  It's - Yeah.  Yeah.  Alright.  Later.  409 east.
Rob: Dunken donuts.  You know how you have jelly doughnuts with jelly on the inside?  They have a doughnut with, like,  icing sugar on the inside
Alison: Oh my Lord
Anthony: See?  We're set.  A little diversion  so what eh?
Rob: Isn't that, like, y'know
Alison: Defies ***
Rob: An invitation to, like coronary bypass
Chin: Yeah, well, we can put this on our web pages that Shaun is gay
Anthony: He's like, giving me an excuse like...yeah
Rob: I'll re-open my web page just to say Shaun is gay
Alison: You closed web page?
Rob: Yeah, I just got bored of it.  All because this was a period when no one was updating
Chin: Cause of exams?
Rob: Yeah, it was cause of exams
***
Chin:  You're the co-captain
Anthony: Huh?
Chin: You're the co-captain.  You're in charge of ambiance
Anthony: Okay
Chin: You set the temperature, the music -
Anthony: Once the conversation starts to die in an hour or two, I'll kick something out.  I'll bust out the tunes then
***
Anthony: Y'know this is okay.  Just a little survey
***
Anthony: Keep tight man
Chin: Tight my ass.  Why?  We got technology on our side
Anthony: Damn straight
***
Rob: What's that movie where its like ***
Rob: Yup, that's the one.  Sarah Polly?  No, or...
Alison: No, no, no, it was *** Parker
Rob: Yup, there we go
Anthony: *** Parker's a whore
Rob: Like, I sort of ***
Rob: Was that the one on friday?
Chin: On Filter's second album?
Rob: I brought Filter's second album
Anthony: Really?
Rob: Yeah.  I feel -
Anthony: You're giving it a second chance?
Rob: I never said it was a bad, just disappointing
Anthony: Compared to their first
Chin: I think you said it was bad
Anthony: Maybe, maybe its, like, different.  They're growing.  They don't want to make the same record
Rob: Whatever
Alison: *** same song ***
Chin: Look at Shaun speeding off
Anthony: Sorry, I won't drop the ball here
***
Rob: Y'know, I wouldn't get tickets to see, uh, the Nine Inch Nails except for the fact that Perfect Circle is opening up for them ***
Anthony: And they, like anally rape each other on stage?
***
Rob: And then they start getting it on.  What is this?  Then I look at my ticket, yeah, Tool
***
Anthony: No way in hell we're gonna stay together past Toronto
Rob: Y'know, I saw a fox by uh, by where you live Chin. By the *** station.  It's good luck right?
Chin: Alive or dead?
Rob: Alive
Alison: That would be a very crappy omen
Chin: Oh.  Iunno.  Could be road kill right?
Alison: ***
Anthony: If you want, yeah
Rob: You know what -
Anthony: Well, you go to the 400 north right?
Alison: Okay
Chin: Don't worry about me guys, just keep going.  They're gonna wait on the side of the road.  Fuck man
Anthony: I'll call them and tell them to stop that shit and tell them to drive.  Meet you there
Rob: Once I told my manager about ***
Anthony: It's not like we're gonna be far apart anyways
Rob: Did I ever tell you this story?
Anthony: Six hours man, no way ***
Chin: If you stop at a rest stop, we're on the same one anyways
Anthony: Wow, the recorders going.  We got all our antics of our, uh, escapades down on...
Chin: Sure do.  Just write down what it is, tape one *** right?
Anthony: What?
Chin: I brought labels
Anthony: Right
Chin: Write that down, stick that on the tape so we don't mix things up and tape over it
Anthony: Man, it feels so bad, its like we're in a war and shit and we're tryin to figure out how to do things quickly and efficiently
Chin: All I know is that we're all *** Shaun and Shaun is gay
Anthony: Alright, think quick!  Alright what do we gotta do.  Alright, go this way, this way, this way, this way, this way, that.  Go this way, go that way, that. This and that.  Damn that's good.
Rob: And what she ended up doing was taking those tickets and taking her friends and her date.
Anthony: That makes the world so much better
Rob: Yeah, I know and I was like, oh my god.  And I confronted the guy about this and we had a big argument
Anthony: Hey what happened
Chin: You're still telling that story Rob?
Rob: Alison hasn't heard it
Anthony: What happened though?
Chin: Damn
Anthony: You never told us what happened when you boss came back or whatever
Rob: I did, it happened this past thursday.  I confronted him
Anthony: Well what happened
Rob: I came in, I came in and it was like, customers were, there and what not.  This guy was all smiles cause, like, he just came of a months long vacation and was like "Hey Rob how's it going?"
Anthony: And its like "Pleased to meet you"
Rob: Yeah.  And I'm like, whatever.  So then like, we clear all the customers out of the store.  And basically I confronted him
Anthony: Cussed him out
Rob: Pretty much, we were about to come down to blows
Anthony: Show down
Rob: I saw the tumbleweed drifting by too.  So I confronted him now
Chin: People were hiding in water barrels
Rob: Yeah
Chin: And the store's closed
Rob: Where'd you come from?
***
Rob: So anyways
Anthony: Anyways
Rob: I confronted him and, uh, I asked him, like: "Hey Ange, the brewers.  About a month ago left on vacation, a brewer rep came in here and gave, uh, our store a certain amount of tickets to a *** sponsored *** at the Guvernment.  Did you happen to give like, four of them to like, uh, did you happen to give four of them to, uh, to Coleen?
Anthony: Wow!
Rob: I asked
Anthony: Space age man!  That's fuckin space!
Rob: Yeah, I'm with that
Anthony: That the baddest thing in the world.  Life is so much better
Chin: 'Cause it's like, man, there's not enough light in here.  It's like, so I put that on
Anthony: I swear to god
Rob: Yeah, this is the cool car
Anthony: I'm a happy man.  It's the simple things in life.  A $40, 000 luxury car.  Anyways
Rob: This is the cool car
Anthony: It is
Rob: We should call the other cars and say your cars suck
Anthony: The homosexual cars
Rob: *** your off the road "You're right man, our car does suck"
Chin: I wonder how the conversations going in Shaun's car
Alison: You're wondering, like, ***
Anthony: Shaun's car ain't so bad 'cause Shaun can talk to anyone
Rob: Yeah, Shaun can talk to anyone
Alison: Yeah.  Wondering *** Dooch ***
Rob: Uh, yeah, like...this?
Chin: Rob maybe you have to like, uh -r Al, maybe one of you has to, uh,  trade ships
Anthony: Yeah
Rob: Not me.  No
Alison: What?
Anthony: No, no, no
Rob: *** Don't be stupid
Anthony: Noo
Alison: If I go to Shaun's car, then Sarah and Dooch will be in the back seat -
Rob: And you'll be forced to talk to Shaun, for like two hours
Alison: >creek< >creek<
Rob: Classic man, I had this girl who was 14 years old
Alison: And so, I heard you tried B.J.n' Shaun.  Way to go
***
Anthony: How does this shit open?
Rob: So, you like stuff?
Alison: Stuff meaning sexy young girls?  In their homes?
Rob: That's his number.  14-
Anthony: Yup
Rob: He goes for girls who are 14-
Chin: Or boys
Alison: Ooh my god
Chin: Hey man, its the truth
Alison: Stop it
Chin: What?  What's the problem
Alison: It's just like...
Rob: Aw, the picture.  Never picture
Anthony: Don't picture man
Alison: I have pictured -
Rob: Don't picture cause you've already, like,  ruined enough for -
Anthony: Mental image.  Of Shaun's brown ass
Alison: Stop it
>laughter<
Chin: Whatever, the only image I saw was Natalie's -
Rob: NO!
Alison: NO!
Anthony: NO.  STOP!  Mighty Taco.  Mighty Taco
Rob: I...can't...
Alison: Meow meow meow meow.  Meow meow meow meow
Anthony: Meow meow meow meow meow
Rob: ***
Alison: Yummy yummy I got *** in my -
Anthony: tummy.  And I ***
Rob: Alright, back to my story about, uh, whatever. I left you at the cliff hanger, the showdown between Sheriff and bad guy
Anthony: This was a big thing for you wasn't it?
Rob: It was
Anthony: It was
Rob: Yeah, and I asked him and he pretty much, like, denied it all.  He started, he started, uh, really get angry and defensive.  He was like, well, I had eight tickets to the world hockey championships.  Someone took them and I haven't gotten them back.  And I was like, how does one thing connect to the other?  Like, those tickets were ours, like I have no knowledge of this.  It doesn't even matter, those tickets were ours and he gave them to someone else.  It's a slap in the face.  And I told him, basically, like, I told him, its like yeah well, if you ever need a shift, like, uh, make sure you call Coleen first.  And he got angry over that.  Well listen here.  Whatever.  Don't get mad at me I didn't do anything.  And he got pissed
Chin: But he did right?
Rob: He did get pissed
Chin: No, don't get mad a me cause I didn't whatever
Rob: Yeah, so like, it's pretty much an admission of guilt because, like, he's gettin so angry that he's defensive 'cause he knows he's wrong.  His face turned so, like fuckin'  like, just like so cold as soon as I mentioned this up.  At first he was ***
Chin: Go Cathy go
***
Rob: Basically for the whole shift, we didn't talk to each other
Alison: Oh yeah?
Rob: Which is three hours.  I spent three hours looking outside the window.  It was like, it was pretty cool to y'know.  It's not bad.  It's just that, looking at all the little mall rats.  And looking at all the people going to the grocery store, hey, he's one of our customers
***
Rob: and when I come back, it'll be even worse
Anthony: So what happened?
Rob: That was it
Anthony: Uh, like the gist.  So he got pissed off and that's it?
Rob: The gist is he cried and we're basically on bad terms ***
Anthony: Oh yeah
***
Rob: At the end of the night, say I'm closing my 'til, I gotta roll of change, what I'll do is count them all first, then I'll open them up.  Stuff like that
Chin: I guess Rob
Anthony: I could see that.  That's like a little piss off
Rob: 'Cause he's got to take a little longer just to count
Chin: Naw, you should mix up all the pennies and nickels together
***
Anthony: Then he can't say anything
Rob: *** shit boss
***
Rob: My mom's like, so paranoid.  Whatever you do, don't get fired Rob.  I'm like, he's got no more power than I do
Anthony: Exactly man
Rob: He's been there since the company first started, but he has no more power than I do
Alison: ***
Rob: Exactly *** We're all part of the same company

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