Tape 2 - Real Audio
Saturday May 6, 2000.  Marriot.  Room #2.  Alison, Anthony, Chin, Rob, Shaun
Anth: For real?
Shaun: The girl shit
Chin: Alexandra?
Shaun: The plastic sugar shit.  It lasts for so long
Ali: Do you?  And it works
Shaun: I havn't done it for a while, but I should
Anth: Cold wax?
Shaun: All that girl shit works.  Fuck, every guy does it
Anth: Well, I can say no
Shaun: Yeah, well, remember...
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Anth: I like hairy girls.  They're cute.  It's not a fetish, but it doesn't turn me off
Ali: That's a fetish
Chin: That's a fetish
Anth: I don't know what my fetish is.  What about you Rob?
Rob: Um
Chin: Muscle girls?
Rob: No, I'd say stairmaster ass.  For me
Ali: Wow
Chin: That's not a fetish
Rob: No?
Chin: Doesn't a fetish have to come from something freaky?
Anth: I don't know, I don't think so
Ali: No, cause, like, a lot of people, like, classify, like, *** as a fetish
Rob: Yeah, like a big breast, like, having a big breasted fetish, so
Ali: Yeah
Chin: That's true
Anth: I don't know what my fetish is, maybe, maybe, uh, no, not even
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Anth: I'll think about it
Rob: What the fuck!  No wonder this isn't working!  Like, what the hell,  where's the progress?
Shaun: That's true, wasn't that plugged in?
Rob: Fuck you Shaun!
Shaun: Ghetto!  Ghetto!
Anth: Why is Shaun peeing with the door open?
Ali: Using the Alexandria wax
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Ali: Good times?
Anth: It is eh?  I don't wanna get up man
Chin: ***
Anth: Literally couple shit up there man
Rob: Aw, this propaganda
Anth: How's it propaganda man?
Chin: Fact.  Everyone up there's a couple.
Rob: Alright, fine
Chin: Are you denying that Cathy and Al are a couple?
Rob: Nope
Chin: Are you denying that Sara and Dooch are a couple?
Rob: Nope
Ali: Are you denying that Jon and Chris are a couple?
Rob: Not now
Chin: I mean, *** that's what he said right?
Rob: I think so
Chin: What's wrong with that?
Ali: Oh man, I know
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Chin: Oh, it's uh, the one with uh, where uh, Bob tries to kill ***
Ali: Selma?  No, no, where Bob tries to kill Bart?  And then like
Chin: I know which one it was
Ali: Where they try to intergrate Bob
Chin: No no, its uh
Rob: My *** says that
Chin: Things nephew.  Joe Quimby's nephew
Ali: Is it?
>knock< >knock< >knock< >knock< >knock<
Anth: Yo?
Enter Al, Cathy, Chris, Dooch, Jon, Sara
Rob: Alright!
Anth: Shaun's fault, he's shaving his ass
Rob: Shaun's shaving his ass
Al: Damn Shaun
Ali: It's like lambs skin
Al: Are you guys coming?
Chin: Yeah
Jon: "Uh, is he ironning his clothes?"
Al: Oh god, put some pants on for gods sake
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Al: Oh, what is that stench?
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Dooch: Wow, you guys have a better view
Shaun: Sure do
Ali: Uh oh!
Al: Damn man, Raul
Anth: Raul?  Raul?
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Chris: What the hell?
Cathy: Are those the pants from...
Al: Are you going to wear the white shirt to?
Rob: No, I'm gonna take it off, and I wanna do my hair first
Ali: Oh my god
Al: Oh, doing your hair!
Rob: Well, I do my hair ***
Al: Huh?
Rob: I do my hair when I go
Ali: You guys are hard core!  Check it out
Sara: Yeah, you guys are cool
Ali: Serious
Anth: Man, you don't know where Shaun's pants have been
Chin: Yeah, it might have semen on it
Anth: Oh yeah.  Y'know Chin and uh...
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Dooch: I have to much film
Ali: Uh oh
Dooch: I'm still on my first roll
Chin: *** what am I gonna use the rest on?
Al: Yeah, you're gonna use the rest, like taking pictures of Beth when you get home.  It's like, yeah, Beth I gotta finish this role
Chin: Yeah, I just took one picture
Al: "C'mon Kuya"
Anth: Okay homes
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Anth: How many people in Montreal?
Ali: Iunno, a whole bunch
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Chin: Yeah, where did you guys go?  Did you guys drive around or something?
Cathy: We were waiting for you guys.
Dooch: Naw, we didn't drive around
Cathy: You guys said you were going to come back down
Chin: Shaun said we were going
Cathy: Shaun's ghetto
Anth: Shaun's like...
Ali: Punk the guy in the washroom
Chin: You guys just went to down to get some liquor and thats it?
Dooch: Yeah
Cathy: We were waiting for you guys.  You guys said you were going down to get some liquor
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Ali: We looked around ***
Cathy: What!?
Al: That's gheto Anthony
Sara: Yeah that's ghetto
Rob: That is ghetto
Chin: Pure propaganda
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Rob: Sure
Anth: Man, I thought you said you had my back!?
Rob: I mean...well...
Chris: No, you don't have his back?
Rob: Ah, I don't
Anth: Chin, shame on you, I got your back
Chin: I got Shaun's back
Cathy: Shaun's taking a shower?
Anth: Quote unquote
Ali: Oh my gosh
Anth: Quote unquote
Ali: Stop
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Anth: Yeah, he does
Rob: Yeah, he puts chemicals on his ass.  And then he says "Doesn't every guy do this?" What the -?
Anth: He uses like, that chick stuff.  Like that sugar shit
Ali: He uses that ***
Anth: He uses that on his legs, on his butt -
Ali: Naw, really?
Anth:  On his chest, arms, everything
Ali: I didn't hear that.  Naw, I thought he uses that on his face or something
Anth: Serious.  I was like, damn!
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Anth: *** pregnant ladies
***
Anth: Yup.  That's hardcore
Ali: Yup
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Anth: It's saturday, what the fuck are they doing?
Rob: What?  I don't have my shirt on yet
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Anth: Kuya...
Al: Call the concierge from here.  And then we'll go, and we can meet them there
Cathy: Or we can go downstairs ***
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Sara: No, we'll just wait
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Al: Shaun, I'll kick your fucking ass!
Anth: Remember camping in 98?  When Al started freaking out?
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Chin: Al, get Shaun out of the washroom
Al: SHAUN, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?  HOLY FUCK!  I'VE BEEN WAITING FUCKIN FOR FIVE HOURS!!  GET YOUR FUCKIN ASS OUTTA THERE!!
Ali: Oh my god
Rob: Shaun was five minutes late.  Al, it was Shaun

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