Tape 2 - Real
Audio
Saturday May 6, 2000. Marriot.
Room #2. Alison, Anthony, Chin, Rob, Shaun
Anth: For real?
Shaun: The girl shit
Chin: Alexandra?
Shaun: The plastic sugar
shit. It lasts for so long
Ali: Do you? And it
works
Shaun: I havn't done it
for a while, but I should
Anth: Cold wax?
Shaun: All that girl shit
works. Fuck, every guy does it
Anth: Well, I can say no
Shaun: Yeah, well, remember...
***
Anth: I like hairy girls.
They're cute. It's not a fetish, but it doesn't turn me off
Ali: That's a fetish
Chin: That's a fetish
Anth: I don't know what
my fetish is. What about you Rob?
Rob: Um
Chin: Muscle girls?
Rob: No, I'd say stairmaster
ass. For me
Ali: Wow
Chin: That's not a fetish
Rob: No?
Chin: Doesn't a fetish have
to come from something freaky?
Anth: I don't know, I don't
think so
Ali: No, cause, like, a
lot of people, like, classify, like, *** as a fetish
Rob: Yeah, like a big breast,
like, having a big breasted fetish, so
Ali: Yeah
Chin: That's true
Anth: I don't know what
my fetish is, maybe, maybe, uh, no, not even
***
Anth: I'll think about it
Rob: What the fuck!
No wonder this isn't working! Like, what the hell, where's
the progress?
Shaun: That's true, wasn't
that plugged in?
Rob: Fuck you Shaun!
Shaun: Ghetto! Ghetto!
Anth: Why is Shaun peeing
with the door open?
Ali: Using the Alexandria
wax
***
Ali: Good times?
Anth: It is eh? I
don't wanna get up man
Chin: ***
Anth: Literally couple shit
up there man
Rob: Aw, this propaganda
Anth: How's it propaganda
man?
Chin: Fact. Everyone
up there's a couple.
Rob: Alright, fine
Chin: Are you denying that
Cathy and Al are a couple?
Rob: Nope
Chin: Are you denying that
Sara and Dooch are a couple?
Rob: Nope
Ali: Are you denying that
Jon and Chris are a couple?
Rob: Not now
Chin: I mean, *** that's
what he said right?
Rob: I think so
Chin: What's wrong with
that?
Ali: Oh man, I know
***
Chin: Oh, it's uh, the one
with uh, where uh, Bob tries to kill ***
Ali: Selma? No, no,
where Bob tries to kill Bart? And then like
Chin: I know which one it
was
Ali: Where they try to intergrate
Bob
Chin: No no, its uh
Rob: My *** says that
Chin: Things nephew.
Joe Quimby's nephew
Ali: Is it?
>knock< >knock< >knock<
>knock< >knock<
Anth: Yo?
Enter Al, Cathy, Chris, Dooch, Jon, Sara
Rob: Alright!
Anth: Shaun's fault, he's
shaving his ass
Rob: Shaun's shaving his
ass
Al: Damn Shaun
Ali: It's like lambs skin
Al: Are you guys coming?
Chin: Yeah
Jon: "Uh, is he ironning
his clothes?"
Al: Oh god, put some pants
on for gods sake
***
Al: Oh, what is that stench?
***
Dooch: Wow, you guys have
a better view
Shaun: Sure do
Ali: Uh oh!
Al: Damn man, Raul
Anth: Raul? Raul?
***
Chris: What the hell?
Cathy: Are those the pants
from...
Al: Are you going to wear
the white shirt to?
Rob: No, I'm gonna take
it off, and I wanna do my hair first
Ali: Oh my god
Al: Oh, doing your hair!
Rob: Well, I do my hair
***
Al: Huh?
Rob: I do my hair when I
go
Ali: You guys are hard core!
Check it out
Sara: Yeah, you guys are
cool
Ali: Serious
Anth: Man, you don't know
where Shaun's pants have been
Chin: Yeah, it might have
semen on it
Anth: Oh yeah. Y'know
Chin and uh...
***
Dooch: I have to much film
Ali: Uh oh
Dooch: I'm still on my first
roll
Chin: *** what am I gonna
use the rest on?
Al: Yeah, you're gonna use
the rest, like taking pictures of Beth when you get home. It's like,
yeah, Beth I gotta finish this role
Chin: Yeah, I just took
one picture
Al: "C'mon Kuya"
Anth: Okay homes
***
Anth: How many people in
Montreal?
Ali: Iunno, a whole bunch
***
Chin: Yeah, where did you
guys go? Did you guys drive around or something?
Cathy: We were waiting for
you guys.
Dooch: Naw, we didn't drive
around
Cathy: You guys said you
were going to come back down
Chin: Shaun said we were
going
Cathy: Shaun's ghetto
Anth: Shaun's like...
Ali: Punk the guy in the
washroom
Chin: You guys just went
to down to get some liquor and thats it?
Dooch: Yeah
Cathy: We were waiting for
you guys. You guys said you were going down to get some liquor
***
Ali: We looked around ***
Cathy: What!?
Al: That's gheto Anthony
Sara: Yeah that's ghetto
Rob: That is ghetto
Chin: Pure propaganda
***
Rob: Sure
Anth: Man, I thought you
said you had my back!?
Rob: I mean...well...
Chris: No, you don't have
his back?
Rob: Ah, I don't
Anth: Chin, shame on you,
I got your back
Chin: I got Shaun's back
Cathy: Shaun's taking a
shower?
Anth: Quote unquote
Ali: Oh my gosh
Anth: Quote unquote
Ali: Stop
***
Anth: Yeah, he does
Rob: Yeah, he puts chemicals
on his ass. And then he says "Doesn't every guy do this?" What the
-?
Anth: He uses like, that
chick stuff. Like that sugar shit
Ali: He uses that ***
Anth: He uses that on his
legs, on his butt -
Ali: Naw, really?
Anth: On his chest,
arms, everything
Ali: I didn't hear that.
Naw, I thought he uses that on his face or something
Anth: Serious. I was
like, damn!
***
Anth: *** pregnant ladies
***
Anth: Yup. That's
hardcore
Ali: Yup
***
Anth: It's saturday, what
the fuck are they doing?
Rob: What? I don't
have my shirt on yet
***
Anth: Kuya...
Al: Call the concierge from
here. And then we'll go, and we can meet them there
Cathy: Or we can go downstairs
***
***
Sara: No, we'll just wait
***
Al: Shaun, I'll kick your
fucking ass!
Anth: Remember camping in
98? When Al started freaking out?
***
Chin: Al, get Shaun out
of the washroom
Al: SHAUN, WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING?!? HOLY FUCK! I'VE BEEN WAITING FUCKIN FOR FIVE
HOURS!! GET YOUR FUCKIN ASS OUTTA THERE!!
Ali: Oh my god
Rob: Shaun was five minutes
late. Al, it was Shaun
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