Mary had a little lamb,

It leapt about in hops,

It walked onto the road one day,

And ended up as chops.

Mary had a little lamb,

She kept it in her yard,

Every time she got undressed,

It's wooly dick got hard.

Mary had a little lamb,

She tied it to a pylon,

10,000 Volts went up it's arse,

And turned the wool to nylon.

Mary had a little lamb,

It had a touch of cholic,

She gave it brandy twice a day,

And now it's alcholic.