10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.

9. Go ahead and leave the seat up.. it's easier for me to douche that way.

8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.

7. HEY! Get a whiff of that one !

6. Please don't throw that old t-shirt out.. the holes in the armpits are

just too cute! 5. This diamond is way too big!

4. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow!

3. WOW! It really is 14 inches.

2. Does this make my butt look too small?

1. I'm wrong, you must be right AGAIN!

10. I think Barry Manalow is one cool dude!

9. While I'm up can I get you a beer?

8. I think hairy buts are sexy.

7. Her tits are just way too big.

6. Sometimes I just want to be held.

5. That chick on 'Murder, She Wrote gives me a woody.

4. SURE! I'd LOVE to wear a condom!

3. We haven't been to the mall in ages... let's go shopping and I can hold

your purse!

2. The hell with Monday night football, let's watch 'Murphy Brown'

1. Looks like we're lost, better pull over for some directions