Top Ten Ways to Tell You're a Nerf-Herder

Compiled by Darth Maul

Note: All those with a star after them are things I relate to on the list. :)

10. You feel the Force flow through you. *

9. If you see a green beam shooting out of the sky, it makes you think of the Death Star.

8. You look up "hyperdrive" in the dictionary and see a picture of the Millienium Falcon.

7. You actually know how to build C-3P0 without blueprints.

6. You look up "darth" in the dictionary and see a picture of Darth Vader.

5. Whenever you hear a growl or a roar, it makes you think of Chewbacca. *

4. While talking to a Babylon 5 fan, you tell them that the Dark Side will crush thebShadows. *
Note from complier: Wait a minute! I like both B5 and STAR WARS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

3. You ask your parents to buy you a lightsaber. *

2. You begin to train as a Jedi Knight. *

1. You actually take the time trying to find the planets Coruscant, Tatooine, Alderran, Endor and Naboo (see Episode I: The Phantom Menace) through your telescope. *

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