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Episode 7F19: Lisa's
Substitute
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Miss Hoover: Children, I won't be staying long. I just came
from the doctor, and I have lyme disease. Principal Skinner will run the
class until a substitute arrives.
.... Ralph: What's lyme disease? |
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Episode 7F19: Lisa's
Substitute
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Miss Hoover: You see, class, my lyme disease
turned out to be [spells it on the board] psychosomatic.
Ralph: Does that mean you're crazy? |
| Episode 9F18: Whacking Day | Ralph: What's a battle? |
| Episode 1F08: $pringfield | Skinner: And special awards go to the two students
who obviously had no help from their parents: Lisa Simpson and Ralph Wiggum.
Ralph: I'm Idaho! Skinner: Yes, of course you are. |
| Episode 8F12: Lisa the Greek | Ms. Hoover's class is reading essays entitled
"The Happiest Day Of My Life".
Ralph: ... and when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life. Mrs. Hoover: Thank you, Ralph, very graphic. |
| Episode 9F02: Lisa the Beauty Queen | Lisa: Hi, fellaaass.
Chuck: [after she leaves] Love that chewing gum walk. Ralph: Ve-ry Wrigley. |
| Episode 1F17: Lisa's Rival | Ms. Hoover's class is taking a quiz...
Ralph: [whispering] Lisa, what's the answer to number seven? Lisa: [whispering] Sorry, Ralph. That would defeat the purpose of testing as a means of student evaluation. Ralph: [pauses] My cat's name is Mittens. |
| Episode 1F17: Lisa's Rival | Ms. Hoover's class is taking another quiz...
Ralph: [whispers] Hey, Alison: what's the answer to number nine? Alison: [whispers] I can't tell you, Ralph. Lisa: [whispers] I can't tell you either, Ralph. Ralph: [to Lisa] Leave me alone! |
| Episode 1F17: Lisa's Rival | Skinner: Ooh, now we're into the dregs. Here's
Ralph Wiggum's diorama entry. Pre-packaged "Star Wars" characters, still
in their display box? Are those the limited-edition action figures?
Ralph: What's a diorama? |
| Episode 1F17: Lisa's Rival | Ralph: [skipping
with his diorama] I beat the smart kids! I beat the smart kids! I --
[trips] I bent my Wookie.
Lisa: Hey Ralph, want to come with me and Alison to play "Anagrams"? Alison: We take proper names and rearrange the letters to form a description of that person. Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food. |
| Episode 1F04: Treehouse of Horror 4 | Bart: Everybody! There's a monster on the side
of the bus!
Jimbo: Hey! There's no monster. Ralph: You're deceptive. |