Comments:
I realize that this commentary has been focused primarily on butt fungus...but when it squishes oh so good, how can you focus on anything else???

kreger es jo0 - 03/20/00 15:33:01

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Jesus Christ - 01/08/00 09:49:34
My URL:http://www.godhatesfags.com
My Email:jesus_christ_17@aol.com
Most Embarrassing Moment: When my cloth fell off when I was being cruxified. I have an errection at the time.
Favorite Social Disease: I prefer having multiple ones at the same time. I'm kind of a masocist after that whole being nailed up on a cross thing.
Favorite Joke: I walk into an inn with three nails. I hand them to the innkeeper and say, "Can you put me up for the night?"
Prefered Gender: Doesn't matter, I'm AC/DC. Anyone I can fuck in the ass is fine with me.

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Sorry about that whole second coming thing not happening. Really, this has never happened to me before. I mean it. Seriously, I'm the son of God and usually I good for at least eight or nine times. I'm never done after just. Once. I don't know what's up... shut up! I meant I don't know what's happening. Seriously, this has NEVER happened to me before.

Matt Sell - 12/17/99 07:36:20
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SoHo/Easel/1471/
My Email:matthew_sell@yahoo.com
Most Embarrassing Moment: now
Favorite Social Disease: syphilus (Don't believe that Albert Camus book called "The Myth of Syphilus," 'cause trust me, man, I got it. If any ladies are readign this, I don't got it.)
Favorite Joke: No, not really. When I was little I really like this joke (I made it up, too). Here goes: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road. A: He didn't because he got hit by a truck. Very dada-ist, now that I look back on it. I guess I s ill like that joke.
Phone: (612) 944-7527 HAHAHA, I so damn funny, too.

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nothing.

Harry Handjob's Hands Free Handjob Center - 11/20/99 10:26:45
My URL:Harry Handjob's Hands Free Handjob Center Online
My Email:harryhandjob@harryhandjob.com
Favorite Social Disease: Syphilus, but if you're really worried about diseaes like syphilus that can make you go crazy and the AIDS thing you can ge from doorknobs try one of our cyber-hanjobs. Just click on the link below to get a free sample.
Who would you shoot for Jodie Foster?: If you're planning on shooting Jodie Foster for a handjob, I've got a much easier way. Click on the link below.
Phone: 1-976-HAND-JOB ($4.95 per minute, children under 18 get an adult's permission BEFORE calling. Damn stupid lawsuits...).
Prefered Gender: We take any gender, just click on the link below.

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Click for a note from the United Nations World Handjob Program

Ryan Mirvis - 09/12/99 05:56:10
My Email:mirvis@pinkfloyd.com
Most Embarrassing Moment: sister's friend saw me naked
Favorite Social Disease: hmm, herpes
Favorite Joke: that one, you know, remember?
Who would you shoot for Jodie Foster?: whoever
Phone: 1-800-RACERX
Prefered Gender: female

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hey sean, nice site. you guys were funny as hell. you should put the bob skits on here so we can download them.

Milkman Joe - 08/25/99 03:29:17
Most Embarrassing Moment: when my weiner exploded in front of president clinton
Favorite Social Disease: SYPPHILYS
Who would you shoot for Jodie Foster?: Jodie Fosters boyfriend
Prefered Gender: do hermaphrodites count?

Comments:
cool show man.

A Person who works at BEC-TV - 08/05/99 18:09:58
My Email:(none)
Most Embarrassing Moment: Saw YRU-UP
Favorite Social Disease: YRU-UP
Who would you shoot for Jodie Foster?: the cast of YRU-UP
Phone: 612-885-8492
Prefered Gender: Male and Drew

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You guys need to make a better website Quickly

rain~~~* - 03/19/99 07:35:53
My URL:http://members.xoom.com/babydoll
My Email:rain@flashback-tv.com
Most Embarrassing Moment: hmmm... laughing and making peepee at the same time =P

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likes the website, wish we could view the show ;0) rain.

Newfie - 02/24/99 23:18:09
My URL:http://www.newfie.org
My Email:newfie@uswest.net
Most Embarrassing Moment: I'm not telling
Favorite Social Disease: drooling...damnit, think of the children.
Favorite Joke: Why did the woman cross the road? --Screw that, what the hell was she doing out of the kitchen (no I'm not sexist)
Who would you shoot for Jodie Foster?: Who wouldn't I shoot for Jodie Foster?
Phone: 884-6200
Prefered Gender: I prefer females

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Julie - 01/29/99 06:28:04
Most Embarrassing Moment: the time we were making out and your parents walking in on us
Favorite Social Disease: you know the one
Favorite Joke: a wife walks in on her husband having sex with the babysitter and the wife just stands there and says "darling, you can practice until you're blue in the face but you will never get it right."
Who would you shoot for Jodie Foster?: isn't she a lesbo?
Prefered Gender: men with penises

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I thought I'd write you something. I don't know why but I did. Not that you really deserve it or anything but.....I did anyway.

Nelson - 01/25/99 01:21:36
Most Embarrassing Moment: Filling this thing out

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Since you begged, here you go. A word of advice: Never, ever take an accounting class. Oh, the horror

Matt Sell - 12/06/98 02:20:13
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SoHo/Cafe/5030/
My Email:">yes
Favorite Social Disease: any VD
Phone: 884-6200

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I'm watching the Flintstone's version of "A Christmas Carol," it's so damn original! The story is exactly the same and instead of the Disney characters, um, I mean Charles Dicken's characteres there are Flintstone characters in the ir place. My life h s come to this. NBC's is showing that McCulley Culkin/Ted Danson movie where Ted Danson's a bank robber or osmething with shoulder length hair and McCulley's his kid that hid the money and is making his dad spend time with him. I just thought of somethi g. Maybe he should've tried this with his real dad/agent. If he had and then his dad/agent learned the lesson I'm assuming Ted Danson does at the end of the movie (no, not the fact he should never have left "CHEERS") then maybe, just maybe, McCulley wou dn't have turned out as fucked up as he did. That's all the comments I got in me.

Julie - 11/10/98 06:29:40
Most Embarrassing Moment: hummmm I don't think I want to share
Favorite Social Disease: any STD 'cause I'm a nympho
Who would you shoot for Jodie Foster?: well, I don't know that I would shoot them for Jodie, but there are lots and lots of people I'd like to shoot just 'cause I can't stand them.
Prefered Gender: Your sweet ass!

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I'm glad that you have something like this so I don't have to worry about what you are up to out there in L.A. :) It keeps you out of trouble.

Bob Franken - 09/30/98 04:43:41
My URL:http://www.bigpants.com
My Email:politicalguy@aol.com
Most Embarrassing Moment: the time when I was shaking the presidents...hand and my fly was unzipped
Favorite Social Disease: stupid people running things
Favorite Joke: umm...no
Who would you shoot for Jodie Foster?: hmmm...I wouldn't shoot anyone. I would ask her out
Phone: 1-900-976-clint
Prefered Gender: me

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I like this site almost as much as your ass.

NEWFIE - 09/30/98 04:34:58
My URL:http://poop
My Email:poopie
Most Embarrassing Moment: the time when I was at that one place and that thing happened where I was embarassed
Favorite Social Disease: stupid people
Favorite Joke: that one that was funny, that I heard the other day
Who would you shoot for Jodie Foster?: If I said Jodie Foster, that would reck the point, wouldn't it. Ronald Regan
Phone: 473-4384
Prefered Gender: If by this you mean, which gender would I prefer to have a date with, I would say female, if you are asking my gender, I would say male...If you are asking me which gender is just better, then I would have to say Hermaphrodites, th y got the best of both worlds

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Sean, you kick ultra mega booty.

Newfie - 09/16/98 04:12:17
My URL:http://Had one...don't now
My Email:Ravenfire17@hotmail.com
Shop Teachers Name: Mr. Pellin
Favorite Joke: no
Who would you shoot for Jodie Foster?: Matthew Maghawnahee
Phone: 884-6200
Prefered Gender: I'm male...I prefer to intermingle with female

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Sean, you site kicks ass. Good lord, if this site kicked any more ass, it would have to the the ass-kickinest site on the web. Aw hell, this is the ass-kickinest site on the web. You have the Newfie seal of approval.

Phil - 09/16/98 03:24:34
Shop Teachers Name: Mr. Marble
Favorite Joke: professional sports
Who would you shoot for Jodie Foster?: carrot-top
Phone: it has an answering machine built right in it

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Sean, when do I get to be in a comic? When do I get to have my on this page? I don't even care if you make fun of me. Please do. I just want some recognition. Thank you.

Jewlee - 09/10/98 04:53:48
Shop Teachers Name: Mr. Handy (at least thats what us girls liked to call him. wink, wink)
Number of fingers of said Shop Teacher: boy, did he have all of them!
Who would you shoot for Jodie Foster?: no one but I would shoot anyone for you Sean!
Prefered Gender: I think you know what I like.

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This site is almost as nice as your ass!

Phil - 06/23/98 20:40:46
My URL:http://www.playboy.com
My Email:guitarplayer1@hotmail.com
Shop Teachers Name: Mr. Stupidhead
Number of fingers of said Shop Teacher: 1, but it was in his butt
Favorite Joke: What do you call a leper in a hot tub? stew
Who would you shoot for Jodie Foster?: Myself
Phone: 1-800-wetbutt
Prefered Gender: anal whores

Comments:
I'm too sexy for this page.

Amanda Hugginkis - 05/07/98 19:43:35
My URL:private, very private
My Email:butt@butt.com
Shop Teachers Name: HAHAHAHAHA. Sorry, I'm still trying to get over how funny my "e-mail address" is. HAHAHAHAHA I'm supa funny. HAHAHAHA Damn, I'm funnier than Carrot Top.
Number of fingers of said Shop Teacher: Ten, I think.
Favorite Joke: I really like my e-mail one. Oh, I got a good one. How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.
Who would you shoot for Jodie Foster?: Ronald Regan (he wouldn't even remember who shot him, that's so cool).
Phone: 884-6200
Prefered Gender: Hymaphrodites (you get the best of both worlds)

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Why am I up? What? It's only like 2:30pm, why wouldn't I be up. Oh, shit! I'm missing Jerry. Sorry, gotta go.

Julie - 05/02/98 23:49:26
My Email:don't know

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I'm signing this cause I'm bored and because your book seemed to be a little lonely not getting any for a while. So here I am ready, willing and able.

Julie - 05/02/98 23:48:37
My Email:don't know

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I'm signing this cause I'm bored and because your book seemed to be a little lonely not getting any for a while. So here I am ready, willing and able.

Newfie - 02/27/98 19:18:53
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/athens/delphi/6936
My Email:Eagleminn@hotmail.com
Shop Teachers Name: Mr. Perrin
Number of fingers of said Shop Teacher: 10, I assume.
Favorite Joke: Descartes walks into a bar. A man says, "I think you are going to buy me a drink!!" Descartes says, "I think not." Then Descartes disappeared.
Who would you shoot for Jodie Foster?: Myself, but that would be somewhat self defeating, so I guess I would shoot Matt Sell. I mean, he's not important to this world. Yeah, it would actually be a WIN-WIN situation if Matt Sell died some hideous d ath by dismemberment. But perhaps, I have al
Phone: 1-(612)-884-6200
Prefered Gender: girls...hehe

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Sean, I am once again in amazement of your spectacular homepage. Now that I have retrieved my homepage from the gaping depths of hell, I will try to make my sorry ass page one one-trillionth as good as this page.

Ben Hitler - 02/19/98 02:11:18
My URL:http://my.ass.com
My Email:nexus_2@hotmail.com
Shop Teachers Name: Mr Bock
Number of fingers of said Shop Teacher: 11
Favorite Joke: Why did the elephant go into the woods? For a Pickle
Who would you shoot for Jodie Foster?: Whoever she told me to
Phone: 1-800-not-a-chance
Prefered Gender: Male

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Sean Hall, ha made, in my opinion, the best website ever created. It has everything: From making fun of Jewish people, to Disco Vigilantes. I wish he would hang out more with me, and less with his gay-ass dork friends....except Pat...yeah...Pat's cool.

Splatam - 02/12/98 03:20:52
My Email:y@ky.com
Shop Teachers Name: Mr. Taylor
Number of fingers of said Shop Teacher: 12
Favorite Joke: What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down? Slap her!
Who would you shoot for Jodie Foster?: Saddam
Phone: 1900 fuck me now
Prefered Gender: eayh

Comments:
You guys are very obese!

Cunninlingus - 12/12/97 23:28:46
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/capitolhill/lobby/6993
My Email:cunningh@stolaf.edu
Shop Teachers Name: Jim Hacks
Number of fingers of said Shop Teacher: a combined total of 6
Favorite Joke: Peeobs
Who would you shoot for Jodie Foster?: Who's got a gun
Phone: 1-900-328-7667
Prefered Gender: Eurmaums

Comments:
This week of finals is going to be filled with gayity!!!

Laurel AKA that one girl who's Chelsea's friend who's name you keep forgetting - 12/08/97 21:59:16
My Email:SailrJ522@AOL.com
Shop Teachers Name: Like U wanna know...
Number of fingers of said Shop Teacher: hee hee...If he didn't eat them himslef...
Favorite Joke: "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interuppting cow!" "Interrupting cow-" "MOOOOO!!"
Who would you shoot for Jodie Foster?: BLAH ON ALL OF YOU FOR ASKING THAT!!!
Phone: Ha ha ha ha haaaaaa
Prefered Gender: for what? ;) umm, just kidding...

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I HAVE THE RED M&M GUY!!!!! HA HA HA HA!!!! YOU ATE THE BLUE ONE I HAD "borrowed" PREVIOUSLY AND I AHVE THE RED ONE!! HE'S NOW MY MASCOT AND I TAKE HIM WITH ME EVERYWHERE!! BUT OF COURSE NO ONE'S HEARD OF YRU-UP IN WAYZATA, SO YOU WON'T BE GETTING HIM BACK FOR A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG TIME!! HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! oK, N-E wayz, I would like U to know I had a charming time at your show and even though U ate the blue M&M guy/thing/stuffed animal, it was quite delightful! And I'm full of craip...........Well, I liked the Life/Jumanji script. LUV~ Laurel or the girl who's name U kept forgetting. HEY CHELSEA!! Wuz up chica?

Newfie - 12/01/97 17:42:54
My URL:http://www.Matt, that bastard, screwed up my page...so now its bad.
My Email:no.
Shop Teachers Name: Mr. Pellin
Number of fingers of said Shop Teacher: 69
Favorite Joke: Matt
Who would you shoot for Jodie Foster?: Matt
Phone: crushed it on Matt's head, in order to kill him to get Jodie Foster
Prefered Gender: Female

Comments:
Great Site Sean...Holy Shiat

Holly "The Hillcrest Kid" Victorson - 11/18/97 22:23:08
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SouthBeach/Boardwalk/8990
My Email:duck_woman@juno.com
Shop Teachers Name: Screwdriver Boy
Number of fingers of said Shop Teacher: 5,843.79 and one toe
Favorite Joke: Whats Mary short for? She's just got little legs.
Who would you shoot for Jodie Foster?: Stephanie (cough cough) and/or kitty and/or Notso Hot and/or THE CLUB (hey, I need a motive)
Phone: hehehe, you're going to hafta get down and BEG, boy!
Prefered Gender: Prince William (now here's the real supa-hottie)mmmmmm....

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Hello, and welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional .. The top three most psycho pick-up lines: 3) What's your favorite flavor of wood 2) I bet you're wondering why I have no nostrils 3) Baby, you stole my heart...that's ok, I have two in the fridge at home. Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schitzophrenic, and so am I. Hey, I loved the old show, it kicked some serious @$$. You guys should take over the show again over spring break, I would have a good time watching that. I want to see the mexican skit again. I still laugh just thinking about it. "Damnit Mexican, I c n't take you anywhere!" Thanks for many good laughs! :) If y'all have time, go check out my page, but, well, it's kinda new and I can't say I'll be updating it anytime soon. Ah well, it's something to look at when you have nothing else and those damn oupes are knocking at your door but you don't want to let them in.

Ben - 11/15/97 21:01:11

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Nice Page Beotch

Pat Casey - 10/08/97 17:49:08
My URL:Major General. I'm the very model.
My Email:phatcasey@hotmail.com
Shop Teachers Name: Mr. Poopywang
Number of fingers of said Shop Teacher: He just uses his fist (I got and A)!
Favorite Joke: The two-party system.
Who would you shoot for Jodie Foster?: No one, but I'd shoot anybody for Sammy Davis, Jr. He's sexy.
Phone: Black
Prefered Gender: For myself? I'm usually male. You can try to catch me on a Saturday nigh, though, there's anightclub down the street from my house that lets you in free if you dress in drag. I'm serious.

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Today, I was walking to lunch when I made some loud offensive comment about Jews. Unfortunately, everyone in Boston is either Jewish or those fucking Irish, so I was given many mean looks. Later that day, my request for a loan was denied. Make you wond r, doesn't it? Well, it doesn't make me wonder, I know that Hitler had it goin' on. It's all good!

Nate Morales - 10/06/97 01:22:04
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SouthBeach/Palms/5836
My Email:moralenm@uwec.edu
Shop Teachers Name: Mr. Galazen
Number of fingers of said Shop Teacher: All, I think, but he melted his calf muscle off with a blowtorch
Favorite Joke: What are short, slimy, has a big nose and steal all of your money? A: Jews
Who would you shoot for Jodie Foster?: Jesus
Phone: It's a really nice Sony cordless that my rich roomate bought
Prefered Gender: Females (they clean up real nice)

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Hey Sean, this page rules! I can't believe how sweet you are. I didn't know you were cool enough to do frames! Wow! You rule!

Newfie - 09/20/97 23:38:23
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Athens/Delphi/6936
My Email:Ravenfire17@hotmail.com
Shop Teachers Name: Mr. Perrin
Who would you shoot for Jodie Foster?: you
Phone: (612) 884-6200
Prefered Gender: I'm a male...I prefer females, If you know what I mean.

Comments:
I like your YRU-up site. Good job, your biography of me sucks though. You can do better.

LAUREL!!!!!! - 09/07/97 21:12:28
My Email:SailorJ522@AOL.com
Shop Teachers Name: Bankston! HA HA!
Number of fingers of said Shop Teacher: Please don't ask
Favorite Joke: Two guys walked into a bar, one ducked! AH HA...Umm, no, that really isn't my favorite, but I can't think of anything right now.
Who would you shoot for Jodie Foster?: NO ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! }:(
Phone: I know all U guys want my #, but I think I tie up the line enough.....
Prefered Gender: For what?

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I am mormon, and I DO NOT HAVE 10 MOMS!!!!!!! SO STOP YOUR EVIL BELEIFS OF MY PEOPLE!!!! I am also SAILOR JUPITER!!! If any of U have not seen Sailor Moon, then U SUCK!!!! SAILOR MOON RULES THE UNIVERSE!! I am also Princess SONAR!!! I came from a far away planet and fight the evil King Zonar!! I can kick all people's butts! SO DON'T MESS WITH ME! I'm really a nice person if U get to know me.... PEACE OUT! Luv! Laurel

Brian Casey - 09/07/97 02:09:50
My URL:http://poopy.wang.com/
My Email:goldcasey@hotmail.com
Shop Teachers Name: Mr. Wud
Number of fingers of said Shop Teacher: I don't know it any of his fingers quality as one so I'll have to say....... .087
Favorite Joke: I just took a dump and my genitals are on fire. Hyo!!!!
Who would you shoot for Jodie Foster?: Undecided
Phone: 884-6200
Prefered Gender: Cats, you laugh now, but soon I and my cat queen Mittens will have a army of mancats. Assuming she wasn't spayed.

Comments:
YRU-Up womps booty. watch the show for any one who gets near this web page with a 21 inch stick that isn't a cast member or former cast member.

Matt Sell - 09/05/97 10:34:57
My URL:Eagle Scout
My Email:matt-sell@oocities.com
Favorite Joke: These guys go into this bar, they walk up to the bar and ask the bartender for a beer (even though YRU-Up frowns upon drinking), and then the bar ender says "No, get out of this bar." Then one guy asks, "Why won't you serve us." The Bartender answers, "because you're black."
Who would you shoot for Jodie Foster?: Josh Miller
Phone: yes
Prefered Gender: N/A

Comments:
Wow! You have acess to a scanner you bastard!! Anyways I'll just put a plug in here for my site.

Comments:
Hey honey, I miss you a lot. Can't wait until you come back home!!!!!!! Take care of yourself 'cause I'm not there to take care of you. Talk to you soon.

Kyja (Kayak) Schulte - 08/28/97 23:38:31
My Email:schultef@SPRYnet.com
Shop Teachers Name: Mr.Schulte
Number of fingers of said Shop Teacher: 14 or 15
Favorite Joke: SON: Dad I Have a Special report For School. Can I Ask You a Question? Dad: Sure Son. Son: Whats Polotics? Dad: Well, I'm The Wage Earner So Lets Call me Management and your mother is adminastrater of money So Lets Call her Gover ment we are here to help you. We'll Call You The People. the maid we'll Call The Working Class And Your Baby Brother we'll call Future. Do You Understand? Son: I'm Not Sure Let me think about it! That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He then went to the maid's room where, peeking through the key hole, he saw his fathe in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheard by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to bed. Son: Dad I Understand Politics! Dad: Really Son, Explain it To Me in your own words. SON: Well Dad, while management is screwing the working Class the government is sound asleep. The People are being completely ignored and the future is full of shit!!!!
Who would you shoot for Jodie Foster?: Sean Hall or Josh Miller or Pat Casey
Prefered Gender: Males

Comments:
Don't Listen to Amiee She's So Dumb!!! She Thinks Shes Cool But She's Not!!!! Well Sean You Call me Too into Computers I Don't Even Have My Own Web Page!!!!!! But Seriouly You Rock and So Does YRU-Up or it Did!!!!! KILL BLUMPO!! My Newest campaign!!!!!! LOL But I Gotta Go Say Hi To Josh Miller For Me Have Fun At Loyola Marymount in LA!!!!! § Love § Kyja " § sKaTeR §" Schulte (Kayak)

Kyja (Kayak) Schulte - 08/28/97 23:20:12
My Email:schultef@SPRYnet.com
Shop Teachers Name: Mr.Schulte
Number of fingers of said Shop Teacher: 14 or 15
Favorite Joke: SON: Dad I Have a Special report For School. Can I Ask You a Question?

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AIMEE - 08/28/97 18:23:57
My URL:http://???????????
My Email:USE CHELSEA'S E-MAIL FOR ME
Shop Teachers Name: MR SCHULTE
Number of fingers of said Shop Teacher: IT'S NOT HOW MANY YOU HAVE IT'S HOW YOU USE 'EM!
Favorite Joke: SOMEONE ONCE TOLD ME THAT BLUMPO WOULD MAKE YRU-UP EVEN BETTER. HA HA HA NOW THAT WAS A DAMN GOOD JOKE!!
Who would you shoot for Jodie Foster?: NOBODY
Phone: UH HUH YEAH RIGHT!
Prefered Gender: MALES

Comments:
YRU-UP WAS SO COOL. I THOUGHT YOU WOULD ALL WANT TO KNOW THAT BLUMPO IS GOING BY JUSIN AND SOMEONE SHOULD PUT A STOP TO THAT. I'D HATE FOR HIM TO GET A FALSE SENSE OF CONFIDENCE! "I IDOLIZE YOU AND YOUR BUFF SELF, AND YOUR TAN BODY" -KAYAK, SHE WANTED ME TO TYPE THAT FOR HER

CHELSEA, A FRESHMAN, =( - 08/28/97 18:08:10
My URL:http://??????
My Email:cmckinnies@unidial.com
Shop Teachers Name: don't know, but it was Kayak's uncle
Number of fingers of said Shop Teacher: countless
Favorite Joke: There was this guy who entered a tomb in Egypt and he met this cannibal and the man said, "How do I get out of here?" and the cannibal replied, "BUNNY BUNNY"! and the man looked behind him and 3 guys came flying out of a shoot and " umped" him in the ass, after the guy recovered he said, "No, how do I get out of here!?" and the cannibal said, "BUNNY BUNNY!" and 10 guys came down the shoot and "jumped" him in the ass, he got up again and the cannibal goes, "do you want to die now?" an the man said (sarcastically) "Yeah, sure, i wanna die" and the cannibal shouts, "death BY BUNNY BUNNY"
Who would you shoot for Jodie Foster?: NO ONE
Phone: I DON'T THINK SO
Prefered Gender: JOSH MILLER

Comments:
SORRY FOR EVERYONE WHO DIDN'T GET THAT JOKE! MY FRIEND DIDN'T.......... FOR ANYONE WHO DIDN'T GET IT, "BUNNY BUNNY" MEANT THE GUY GETS FUCKED UP THE ASS, SO WHEN HE SAID "DEATH BY BUNNY BUNNY........" WELL YOU GET THE IDEA...... ANYWAYS, SEAN YOU DID AN AWESOME JOB ON THE SHOW, AND I HOPE YOU COME BACK AND VISIT, SO AT LEAST THE SHOW WON'T SUCK AS MUCH AS IT DOES WITH BLUMPO! HAVE FUN IN COLLEGE!

Julie Meyers - 08/22/97 05:18:56
aurorakm@aol.com
Shop Teachers Name: I can't say
Number of fingers of said Shop Teacher: I don't know he used his fist
Who would you shoot for Jodie Foster?: anyone related to me
Prefered Gender: of me or my mate?

Comments:
Hey bud, see I can be sick and wrong too just like all your other sick and wrong friends.

David Prestwood - 08/20/97 08:41:35
My Email:marxistnet@aol.com
Favorite Joke: A man was feeling very depressed and walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch whiskey. As the bartender poured him the drink he remarked, "That's quit a heavy drink. What's wrong?" After quickly downing his drink, the man replied, "I got home and found my wife in bed with my best friend. "Wow," exclaimed the bartender, as he poured the man a second. "No wonder you needed a drink. This one is on the house." As the man downed his scotch, the bartender asked him, "What did you do?" "I walked over to my wife," the man replied, "looked her straight in the eye and told her that we were through, to pack her stuff, and to get the hell out." "That makes ense," said the bartender, "but what about your best friend?" The man replied, "I walked over to him, looked him right in the eye and said ... 'BAD DOG!'"

Comments:
Hey Sean. How's College? Yooz my beeyatch.

Matt Sell - 08/20/97 04:09:19
My Email:matt-sell@oocities.com
Favorite Joke: There's this guy going to the bathroom. He looks over a this short guy in the urinal next to him, and he sees the little guy is really hung! T e first guy goes, "Whoa! You're hung!" The little guy says that's because I'm a leprechaun." The first guy grabs him and says, "Okay, I got you, now you have to give me a wish." The leprechaun replies, "Okay, but if you let me do up 'up the butt,' I'll give you three wishes." The first guy considers his options bends over and says,"Sure, fill 'er up." The leprechaun does and say,"I'm sure glad this isn't self service. Hey where are you from kid?" And the guy says "North Dakota." Then the leprechau sez, "What's your name?" and the guy answers, "Jon Selleys, but people call me Newfie." "How old are you?" Jon tells him, "I'm seventeen." Then the leprechaun goes,"Seventeen, really? Aren't you a little old to beleive in Leprechauns?"
Who would you shoot for Jodie Foster?: No one, but I'd shoot Jodie Foster to impress Ronald Regan.God, I really want to get into his pant!
Phone: Yes
Prefered Gender: Yes

Comments:
Hey, ho! I didn't put my websites up there, so here they are with links.
The Ministry of Truth
Matt Sell's WebSite
How to be a Horrible Person
Have fun at college!
FUcKo!

Dougie Hoser, M.D. - 08/19/97 07:57:50
My URL:World's Youngest Gynecologist
My Email:ourgirlfriendsare@lesbos.com
Favorite Joke: Put it where it counts!

Comments:
C'mon, weiner...That's not professional.