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| America's Dirty Secrets Staring: Historical Footage ans John Dilenger | |
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| Plot: On one of our many changes in station due to the cable company we soon found ourselves on channel 14, the once home of the history channel. Well, since we didn't want foolish viewers who tuned in expecting to see yet another poorly produced WWII Nazi -fest we decided to throw them the proverbial bone and show them a documentary of our own. It was about the long forgotten war between the United States and Texas. If you want to know more about it look it up at your local library. You wont find anything but I'm sure you have a lot of time to kill before you die alone and afraid (Production date:?) |
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| The Answer Staring: John Bungert, Sean Hall, Josh Miller, Jessica Kampa | |
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| Plot: This skit is a classic. John is on the phone with Sean ans Sean asks John if he can come over. John asks his Dad (Josh) if he can. His Dad takes a while to think about it and he finally comes to an answer. He has the answer in an envelope and he runs off with the answer so John can't have it. John goes to his Mom to see if she knows what the answer was. Johns Dad kills her before she can talk. The dad takes off in his car. Sean pulls up in his car and the chase is on. They end up at the river for the final battle. Sean is taken out. Finally the two meet in the river. Josh tries to reconcile with John but it was too late for that. John breaks his neck and John finally has the answer. It turns out to be maybe. His Dad had won and John screams out in anger (Production date:?) |
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| Being Popular. Staring: Sean, Pat, Matt, Josh and Newfie | |
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| Plot: Another Fun product of our warped educational system. This tells us a story of a nerd named Billy who is too smart for anyone to like. He soon gets set on the right track of how important being popular is. He soon pretends to be dumb and is liked by all. A good message for all. (Production date:?) |
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| Billy the Vegetable Staring: Pat Casey, Sean Hall, Nate Morales, Maria Morales | |
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| Plot: Is there any other group you people could offend you? you ask...well of course. There always is. And whose the best people to make fun of? That's right, those who can't defend themselves. So in this skit we mock the severely brain damaged (vegetables if you will). It's a sitcom about a boy (Billy) in a vegetative state. In this "episode" he is on a date. Fun things happen and he gets hit with stuff. It was funny so I don't care what you think (Production date:?) |
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| Bob At the Fair. Animator: Sean Hall | |
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| Plot: Bob an Animated Stick figure goes to a fair. He goes on a poorly
built rollercoaster and falls to his death. Notes: First skit ever shown that was made by us. Us meaning Sean, Pat, Matt and Luke. It was shown a week before our arrival. It was animated on Luke's computer. All the Bob cartoons are based on a comic I drew on my math assignments in 8th grade. Don't Judge me!. (Production date:9/93) |
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| Bob's Alien Abduction Fun. Animator: Matt Sell | |
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| Plot: Bob is out drinking and hunting bald eagle when he is caught in a strange beam of light. He finds himself in a spaceship with Aliens who come in peace. Bob guns one down anyway. He enters the ships control room and is shot in the face with a space laser type gun. Unfortunately, Bob's blood gets all over the windshield and the ship crashes into earth, pushing it into the sun. The sun explodes and all of creation ends. (Production date:?) |
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| Bob's Head Fun. Animator: Sean Hall | |
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| Plot: Bob is on the street when a crazy sniper picks Bob as a target for random violence. The best kind. Bob's head is blown clean off at the neck. Being that this is a cartoon Bob lives. His head begins to role away. His body goes after it but it is hit by a car. Bob's head ends up at the beach were it ends up in a volleyball game. After the game is over, Bob's body shows up, but so does the tide. The head and body are washed out to sea and are eaten by a shark not unlike Jaws. (Production date:?) |
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| Bob's Space Fun. Animator: Matt Sell | |
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| Plot: Bob has been picked to head up the next moon landing. He heads off
for space and soon finds himself on the face of the moon. His ship then
gets destroyed by an asteroid, but Bob doesn't let this get him down. He
decides to play a round of 1/3 gravity golf. This goes wrong when his chip
shot hits the on switch of a super secret death ray on a super secret spy
satellite. The White House feels they are under attack and they begin a
nuclear offensive. All of humanity is destroyed. Bob, still in space, seems
to be the last surviving member of a dead race. Unfortunately, his golf
ball comes back and strikes his helmet. Bob learns first hand about lack
of pressure. His head explodes. The End. Notes: This episode was created to commemorate the 25th anniversary of the Apollo 11 moon landing. How nice. (Production date:?) |
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| Bob's Slammer Fun. Animator: Sean Hall, Luke Grohovsky | |
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| Plot: Bob is pulled over for speeding and learns the true meaning of rough justice. He's beaten, taken to jail and beaten by the inmates. He is then given the chair. Bob proves highly flammable as he explodes due to the electricity. Only his eyeballs survive, which is odd for he had no eyeballs before. Oh well. The End. (Production date:?) |
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| Being Popular. Staring: Sean, Pat, Nate, and Josh | |
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| Plot: It's a heart felt drama now appearing on BEC much in the style of Kung Fu, or The Incredible Hulk. Except we follow the adventures of the Bum. In this episode we find the Bum freeloading on a farm that is about to be foreclosed on. The Bum as usual befriends the locals ans does nothing at all to help them out of their situation. The farm is taken away by the evil banker and the Bum goes off to find new people to leech off of. (Production date:?) |
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| Calvin Klein ads Staring: Pat Casey, Gabe Bazama, Nate Morales, and Josh Miller | |
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| Plot: Making fun of those Calvin Klein child porno ads a few years back, and once again, ahead of everyone else. Basically a voice over guy makes kids get naked until Josh kicks his ass (Production date:?) |
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| The Can Staring: Luke Grohovsky, Sean Hall, Josh Miller | |
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| Plot: All us fun guys are sitting around enjoying a some soda when out of no were a coffee can rolls out to menace us all. It rolls after us. Josh and Sean trip Luke and the can drags him away to his death. Sean and Josh live to fight another day. (Production date:?) |
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| The Can 2 Staring: Nick Stukas, Sean Hall, Josh Miller, Pat Casey | |
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| Plot: All us fun guys are sitting around enjoying a some soda when out of no were a coffee can rolls out to menace us all. Sound familiar? Well this time he has his friend the Mug along to help. It can't roll, but it gets Pat anyway. Josh and Sean trip Nick and the can drags him away to his death. Sean and Josh live to fight another day. . (Production date:?) |
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| The Can 3: the Werecan Staring: Matt Sell, Sean Hall, Josh Miller, Sam | |
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| Plot: All us fun guys are sitting around enjoying a some Halloween spray when out of no were a coffee can rolls out to menace us all. How original? Josh and Sean trip Matt but this time Matt kills the can with a well placed chain. The down side being that the Can bit Matt so if he touches a can he turns into a giant trash can of death. He kills a random passer by and attempts to get Josh and Sean (our heroes). With no one else to trip, they trip each other. Josh hit's the Can with that well placed chain and Matt returns to normal. All it well....for now. . (Production date:?) |
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| Crappy Chevy Nova:Music Video. Staring: Sean, and Josh | |
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| Plot: Inspired by the hit song "Champaign Supernova" by Oasis, we made a little parody of sorts. Written and performed by Sean, the video featured a parody of the remarkably boring Oasis video. Also at the end it turned into a parody of the Alannis Morisett video "Ironic" It was pretty funny. (Production date:?) |
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| The Date Staring: Jeremy Coy, Gregiore | |
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| Story: On our valentines day show we held a dating game that was a cross between Studs and singled out. We had two guys and two girls. The guys were Jeremy and Gregiore. Jeremy won the Studs portion and just for fun, Gregiore participated in the Singled out like end game. In the end Gregiore won and they got five bucks to spend on a date. This was the film of the date. Plot: Well they went to Mcdonalds and rented Showgirls. Gregiore ended up getting hit a lot. He ended up seeming kinda gay. Not that I'm surprised. Sushi is good after all (see inside jokes) (Production date:2/96) |
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| Diet Coke Fish. Staring: Fish and TV women | |
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| Plot: It's a parody of that diet coke ad where the women in the office go to the window to watch that buff construction worker take off his shirt and drink diet coke. In this one though we edited in shots of Fish as the construction worker. It's funny cause fish is fat and so no one wants to see him with his shirt off. A great skit all around. (Production date:?) |
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| Drinking and Walking. Staring: Josh, Sean, Matt, Steve and Pat | |
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| Plot: We love people. And we do our part to make sure very few die. In doing this, dare I say, Public Service, we showed man home made PSA's. This one was to warn against the little talked of problem of people getting really blitzed and thinking it's safe to walk home. Well it's not people. 94% of all people will die of drinking ad walking this year alone. You just don't get it. (Production date:?) |
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| A Short History of the Easter Bunny. Staring: Jeremy, Pat, Dave, Gregoire, Nate, Josh and Sean | |
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| Plot: It is an old news reel from the 30's. It is the story of how the easterbunny was created as a marketing ploy by a one Eli Egg. The bunny started off good, but he soon found himself falling in with a bad crowd. He begins hanging around with little boys, he stagers around publicly drunk, and gets in brawls. In the end he dies of a massive heart attack. No one really cares. The end (Production date:?) |
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| eliot Staring: Jeremy, Josh, Pat, Matt, Nick, and Maria | |
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| Plot: Matt plays eliot, a gay man who has plenty of male gay friends. On day though he figures out that he's "caught straight" and must come out of the closet to all his friends. Then he goes for some queer bashin'.. (Production date:?) |
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| Emergency Broadcast System Soundtrack. Staring: Sean, Pat, Matt, and Luke | |
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| Plot: It's an ad selling you, the viewers at home the thing you always
wanted. The soundtrack to those EBS tests. Now you to can listen to all
the hits Notes:This is the first real skit we ever made for the show. It was a long time ago. Forgive us.. (Production date:9/93) |
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| The Environment and You. Staring: Sean, Josh, Pat and Newfie | |
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| Plot: In our ever present effort to educate as well a entertain, we produced this educational film strip. It teaches you not to litter and was made for earth day. It stars a young man looking for a place to throw away his trash. He is met by the magical Larry Landfill who teaches him to litter. He begins to show his friends to do the same. Then another magical man appears and shows the young man through charts and figures that "litter doesn't make our nation glitter." They go on to kick the crap out of Larry. It was an instant classic. (Production date:5/96) |
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| Filligan's Van. Staring: Sean, Josh, Pat, Matt, Nick, and Jessica | |
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| Plot: Sometimes concept over shadows execution, this skit would be a prime example. Concept: Group of vacationers (Skipper, Filligan, Porn Star, A pimp, His Hoe, Substitute Teacher, and Marry lou) all go on a van tour. It starts to rain and the van crashes into a lake. The Crew has wacky adventures trapped in a van under water. Natives visit and try to marry Filligan. Sounds funny right? Well, it really wasn't. Oh well.. (Production date:?) |
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