Now this is a list from our last show. It was writen at like 5 in the morning so forgive us. It's basically a list of stuff that is sick from StarWars. I'm not a nerd or anything, so don't think bad of me. StarWars was not something talked about often on the set or anything. Just read it and go. Why should I care what you think web surfing geek boy.

40. Princes Lay-ya
39. Darth Vader, dark lord of the fist
38. StarWars: A New Soap
37. StarWars: The Empire Strikes Crack
36. Jabba the Slut
35. Yoda sez, "Size matters not."
34. Hand Solo
33. Layha Orgasma
32. "I'm your father Luke"
31. C3some-p0
30. Chewie
29. "Use the force Luke"
28. Obie Dropthesoapie
27. Planet Moon of Endhore
26. "Nice Shootin' Luke"
25. Boba-Fist
24. Boob-Fett
23. Boob-fete
22. Boba-Fetish
21. " Your weapon is much like your father's"
20. Master Vader
19. Sex Wings
18. Luke SoapDropper
17. Grand Boff Tarken
16. Darth Bater
15. Bi-Wings
14. Bi-Fighters
13. Jabba My Butt
12. Star Hores
11." Red Leader this is Red 69"
10. Obie Wannapokeme
9. Grand Moff Holms
8. Soapa-Fett
7. Hando Calrisian
6. Wedge
5. "The Force is strong with this one"
4. StarWars: Return of the Headguy
3. Choda
2. R2-486
1. Chewboxa


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