This is one of two parodies of "Bette Davis Eyes" (the other is at Julie's Off-Topic board). I'm a little
embarrassed at the tenor of this one, but I assure everyone that no disrespect whatsoever is intended to our
beloved Gadget. Here goes!
"Gadget Hackwrench Eyes"
Her hair is no-one-knows,
Her brain is over-size
She wears old greasy clothes,
She's got Gadget Hackwrench eyes
She'll turn her naivete on you,
You'll think her veins hold ice
She just don't understand,
She got Gadget Hackwrench eyes
She will flirt you,
And she'll hurt you
But she never will desert you
She's a genius and she means us
Only good though she comes between us
She's got a bod to cause male sighs,
She's got Gadget Hackwrench eyes
She'll move into your tree,
To whet your appetite
Her skin you'll never see,
She got Gadget Hackwrench eyes
She'll give you hugs and kisses,
Which you will think is nice
Then she'll be in her shop,
She's got Gadget Hackwrench eyes
She's the best goil, with a Tesla coil
And her food tastes like machine oil
There's no fearing 'bout her gearing
Or her gift for engineering
Some people think she'll never love a guy,
She's got Gadget Hackwrench eyes
She will drive you,
And arrive you
You'll be lucky you're still alive, You!
She's not porous, and this chorus
Has me using my thesaurus
She's gonna make some poor chipmunk die,
She's got Gadget Hackwrench eyes . . .
"The Enduring Man-Child"
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