The "Lord of the Dance" company is currently touring through Europe, so T and Gheorghe decide to set up their base of operations in the Lion's Den: France-- the heart of all that is swishy. Unfortunately, Gheorghe forgets about T's fear of flying. A pacifist at heart, Gheorghe refuses to use violence or drugs to knock T out. But how can he convince T to board the plane? He must think fast.

A train station? It is a brilliant save by Gheorge. But when T sees the plane, he will know that something is amiss. Fortunately, resourceful Gheorge has talent, construction paper, a little elbow grease, and plenty of time when T goes into the can to drop the A-Team off at the pool.

Meanwhile, Gheorghe gets busy:

BEFORE

AFTER

T boards the "train" and finds his seat. Gheorge, in his infinite wisdom, has taken the precaution of camoflauging the interior as well.

The plane takes off, and even during the height of turbulence, T is none the wiser.

The plane lands safely in France, and T and Big Gheorghe begin their mission- first stop, The Theater!