Big Gheorghe is frightened and alone. He knows that T is in trouble, and that he must act fast. But what can he do?? Is there anyone who can help him?? He quickly changes into his blue ass-whuppin' uniform and ruminates on his dilemna.

Meanwhile, back inside the theater, T reaches the end of the line. . . .

But suddenly, the wall explodes forward!!!

As the dust and debris from the explosion slowly begins to settle, a handsome face and some horribly lethargic grammar emerge from the darkness.

From out of nowhere, the Dark Lord's Dancers appear! They immediately begin advancing upon poor Gheorghe!

Big Gheorghe is terribly outnumbered!!! He faces the oncoming troupe with an eerie, zen-like calm.

*This joke is pretty lame to begin with, but if you haven't seen Willow, then just let it go. Don't even try to figure it out.

When the dancers are only a few mincing steps away from Gheorghe, he suddenly shouts:

NOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!

From the darkness behind him, there comes a cheesy electric violin/guitar/gong/techno mix . . and a single clap . . . then another clap . . . then another . . and finally, a figure comes into view.

So Gheorghe has organized his own dance troupe, led by Revenge of the Nerds' Lamar Latrell!!!! Who else has he contacted to save T??