Realizing that the male 18-24 demographic is the most important one to properly wussify, Satan and Michael Flatley plant subliminal messages on screen during their favorite show: The A-Team!

(To see the messages, position your mouse over the image (don't click). To see them subliminally, race your mouse over the images very quickly. If your browser does not support javascript, click on the image, and then punch yourself in the head for having a crappy browser)

Within days, an entrie army of wussies is hypnotized into joining the ranks of purest evil

The Dark Lord's plan works with chilling efficiency.

With all the plundered gold that Michael Flatley amasses, America's youth centers quickly disappear

And soon, chaos reigns.

You're probably wondering-- what is the Government doing to stop this?