Lady Riberu: Hm. My evil plan is coming to fruition. Now all that's left is to...Oh! Sorry. Welcome to the Fafnic Plaza Arena for yet another great fight. I'm Lady Riberu...
Prince Saturn Warrior (runs in wearing a Pikachu suit): Pika-pika-pika!
Lady Riberu: ..and this crazy guy is Prince Saturn Warrior. Prince, what are you doing?
Prince Saturn Warrior: Cheering for Pikachu! PIKA-PIKA-PIKA!!!
Lady Riberu: Aren't announcers supposed to be impartial?
Prince Saturn Warrior: Well, you vote all the time!
Lady Riberu (sweatdrop): Um, well, where's Lady Lita?
Lady Lita (strolls in for behind a curtain): Hey hey, peoples! Sorry I'm late, but I was just speaking with our special guest, Mr. Alexander James McLean from the Backstreet Boys.
A.J. McLean (strolls in behind Lady Lita): Yo! Let's get this fight on the road!
Crowd: Yay!
Lady Riberu: And the combatants are entering the ring. From the south, from Samurai Pizza Cats, Speedy "The Loser" Service! (Sir-vee-chay)
Speedy Service: Hey! It wasn't my fault I lost that one. It was Princess Vi! Blame her!
Prince Saturn Warrior: And from the north, everyone's favourite Pokémon, PIKACHU!!! Followed closely by his friends Satoshi (Ash), Kasumi (Mitsy), and Takeshi (Brock).
Lady Lita: Why are we using the Japanese names, Prince?
Prince Saturn Warrior: I dunno.
Pikachu: Pika!
Satoshi: Yes, Pikachu. We're here at last!
Kasumi: Funny. This doesn't look like a Pokémon Arena.
Takeshi: And who's the cat guy?
Lady Lita: Um, Prince, are you sure these guys know exactly why they're here?
Prince Saturn Warrior: No, not exactly.
Lady Riberu: You mean you didn't tell them they would be locked in a death match against a cat with a very sharp sword?
Satoshi: Death match?
Pikachu: PIKA!?
Speedy Service: Time to die!
A.J. McLean:
