Prince Saturn Warrior: Hello, and welcome to the Fanfic Plaza Arena for yet another big fight. I'm Prince Saturn Warrior,
Lady Lita: And I'm Lady Lita. Today Lady Riberu, celestial of water, and Nut-Meg, also known as Sailor Mizu, sailor of language, will be slugging it out to be the trird Fanfic Plaza announcer!
Prince Saturn Warrior: Well, it looks like they're entering to field now. Let's hear the opening remarks.
Lady Riberu: I am the immortal daughter of water. Fighting for justice against all odds, trying to make a difference. I am Lady Riberu!
Nut-Meg: Stop right there! I have come to protect the innocent and fight for justice! I do what I believe in, bishoujo sailor senshi of language, Sailor Mizu!
Crowd: Yay!
Lady Lita: Well, let's get this match started already.
Tuxedo Kamen: I'll do it!
Prince Saturn Warrior: Tux? Why are you in the announcer's booth?
Tuxedo Kamen: I want to ring the bell.
Lady Lita: You can't ring the bell, Tux. Only announcers can do that!
Tuxedo Kamen: But I want to ring the bell.
Lady Lita: What ever you say! * Jump kicks Tux into the bell. *
Tuxedo Kamen: 
Lady Riberu: Good job, lady!
Nut-Meg: Shine Aqua Illusion!
Prince Saturn Warrior: And Mut-Meg throws her Shine Aqua Illusion at Lady Riberu.
Lady Riberu: Yah!
Lady Lita: And Lady Riberu dodges the attack.
Nut-Meg: What? Nobody dodges my attack! How dare you! You must die for your ill deeds! MAGIC DISC REVOLTION!
Prince Saturn Warrior: And Nut-Meg starts throwing CDs at Lady Riberu. But Lady Riberu is jumping over Nut-Meg, and is firmly planting her feet in the back of her head.
Lday Riberu: Had enough?
Nut-Meg: Not nearly. COME TO MY AID, STARTRANSVESTITES!
Sailor Star Fighter: Go away! I'm eating a falafel.
Lady Lita: And the Sailor Starlights are just sitting at the Fleet-A-Pita stand, munching on falafels and coffee.
Lady Riberu: Coffee? COFFEE!
Nut-Meg: You want coffee? You have to go through ME first!
Lady Riberu: Okay!
Nut-Meg: What the?
Prince Saturn Warrior: And Lady Riberu barrels through Nut-Meg in order to get some coffee.
Lady Lita: Mmm. Coffee. Would you mind getting me some Prince?
Prince Saturn Warrior: Get it yourself! I'm not going out there. It's too dangerous.
Lady Lita: Well, it's even MORE dangerous in here! * Holds her battle axe up to Prince Saturn Warrior's neck. *
Prince Saturn Warrior: Gack! Alright. I'll go. * Does so.*
Lady Riberu: Mmm. Coffee.
Nut-Meg: Oh brother. Starlights, ATTACK!
Sailor Star Healer: Hey, is that Hanson?
Issac Hanson: No. We're the Moffats.
Sailor Star Maker: Hey! Let's steal their instruments and perform a song!
Taylor Hanson: I wouldn't do that if I was you!
Sailor Star Fighter: And why not?
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