Here are somequotes I use everyday

Here you go, some of my favorite quotes.

Peter-"But then why should I speak...since I know nothing"

Mike-"You're the only one qualified."

Micky-"I myself am deeply jealous."

Mike-"With my paranoia I need this kind of abuse." (Did Mike say that?)

Peter-"The universe is permeated with the odor of turpentine."

Mike-"Well, dumbass me!"

Davy-"You're pretty tough with a fist in your hand!"

Peter-"Good heavens, We'll be wiped out!"

Peter-"Hey, who turned on the dark!" (Did Peter say that?)

Mike-"Isn't that dumb!"

Micky-"I myself am deeply jealous."

Mike-"Behind every dark cloud, there's usually rain."

Micky-"You do and I'll be sorry!"

Mike-"What are you, a nut?"

All-"Don't do that."

Peter-"Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor."

Mike-"Oh, scorched you again there Yomachita!"

Davy-"You must be joking."

and obviously one Mike said that you've all heard..."Save the Texas prairie chicken."

Mike-"Well that wraps up another 30 min. laugh riot."

Mike-"Would you accept four ladies who shave?"

Mike-The door?! Well I'm glad to bring it to your attention!"

Mike-"Yeah, your home shotgun, not mine!"

Mike-"I'll have a finger sandwich, hold the mold."

Mike-"I think that's a lame idea...I just want you to know that."

Mike-"I'd probably go burn the village."

Mike-"What it really takes a talent to do is to dig something ugly."

Mike-"Peter, don't be rude."

Mike-"Davy means business baby."

Mike-"Aww, look whatcha did-you made 'im cry!"

Princess gwen-"Languish, Languish."

Nez-"My clothing is radioactive."

Mike-"For every bright light, there's a broken heart."

Mike-"Uh, Miss- there's a bed in the wall."

Mike-"They call me El Nesmith-o, the bandit without no...without any conscience."

If you find anything wrong with one or a few of these, me!