Great Toon Mysteries!


Q: How did those trucks come out of tunnels that were painted onto mountains?

A: This one's easy. The Road Runner, being as intelligent as he is, would cover the opening of a tunnel with canvas, and paint it to look like a plain old rock, so when Wile painted it to look like a tunnel, it already was one!


Q: How did he survive those falls?

A: The studio used a stuntman and those airbag thingys to land on.


Q: How about the explosions?

A: All of those bombs were really just smoke bombs and lots of black powder. (We all know that the US Postal service would NEVER deliver TNT through the mail!)


Q: Who drew up all of Wile's blueprints and how come none of them ever worked?

A: The Army Corps of Engineers. That should say it all...


Q: Where exactly were all of those chase scenes filmed?

A: the Southwest American desert.


Q: How fast IS the Road Runner really?

A: He made it from New York City to Los Angeles in 2hrs. (get your slide rules out)


Q: What did Wile E. eat since he never caught the Road Runner?

A: Acme powdered chicken sandwiches(pat. pending) and Strawberry shakes.


Q: Where did Wile E. get the money to buy all that stuff from the ACME Corporation?

A: His 2nd uncle was Lassie



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