Thirty-five years ago, when I was just a lad
I wanted to be a doctor so bad
My father said work hard son
My mother said have faith
Little did they know, I meant on GH.
I wanna be good like Steve and Audrey
I wanna be bad like the Cassadines
I wanna be hot like Luke and Laura
And freeze Port Charles just a couple more times
I wanna be honest, kind, and caring,
Cold and ruthless and insane
With multiple personalities,
I want to be a Quartermaine.