As you can see in the above picture, this despicable man not only terrorizes his prime time audience at 'JAG,' but also gets enjoyment out of frightening small children on Saturday mornings on his syndicated television show "Bozo the Clown." Although Lowne has denied allegations that he truly is this famous/infamous clown, there is considerable evidence to the contrary. On a personal note, Dalton, while still pursuing his "career" as an acting clown, was passed up for the title role in "Stephen King's IT" after the director deemed him "too scary" for the part.

Dalton's reign of unspeakable terror began on Tuesday, October 28, 1997. He was first mentioned on this day in the episode "The King of Fleas," but as a wise man named Greg noted on Maeve's JAG Central Message Board, not in the title role. From that day forth, no innocent television viewer was safe. He invaded our Tuesday nights with ominous force and claimed our Major Sarah MacKenzie for his own. From there, he annoyed, abused, and caused distress in the loyal JAGnik community.

Then the day of deliverance came on at approximately 8:13 Central Time, Tuesday, March 17, 1998. The day Dalton Lowne the Clown bit the proverbial dust and met his sweet, well-deserved demise. That night, many JAGniks cheered for joy, while others wept into their hands with pure unbridled giddiness. It was that night in Falls Church, Va., that a mere car-jacker acted out the deed we JAGniks had only previously dreamed of doing ourselves. It was on that night that Dalton walked out of a bar and stepped into the dark, cold air. He approached his Porsche Boxter angrily, after being turned away for the final time by Major MacKenzie (wise woman). As he reached for his door handle, a man with a gun stepped out of the shadows and demanded that Dalton give him the keys. When Dalton foolishly tried to reason with him, he was shot. Shot dead. Shot gloriously, helplessly, and ultimately dead. Instead of a celebratory dinner for that selfless car-jacker, a police investigation ensued. We, as the JAGnik community, owe countless thanks to that lowly thief. Or, as our dear friend Clayton Webb would say: "We owe him well into the next millennium."

Or perhaps not. Despite all the evidence pointing to this cause of death of the dastardly Dalton, there is also reason to believe that another kind soul (namely The Hamas Agent) is possibly responsible for this act of immense kindness. The evidence for this claim can be found in a fine piece of investigative journalism by a writer who chooses to be known only as 'L.B.' To read this article, please click on the link below.