MARGE
SIMPSON
NAME:
Marge Simpson
AGE:
34 Years
Marge doesn't just bake cookies and stand by her man. She has been on both
sides of the "thin blue line." Not only has she served on Springfield's
police department for a short while, but with her freewheeling neighbor
Ruth Powers, she has gone on a high-speed consciousness-raising adventure,
even outwitting and outrunning Police Chief Wiggum himself. She has also
starred in "Oh, Streetcar!," a musical adaptation of "A Streetcar Named
Desire," worked at the local nuclear power plant alongside her husband.
Before leaving that job, Marge bravely accused plant owner Montgomery Burns
of sexual harassment. Unfortunately, Marge's attorney, Lionel Hutz,
threw in the towel when he saw that Mr. Burns' lawyers owned suits with
matching jackets and pants.
Marge's
one extravagance is having her tall blue hair done twice a day. Her hair
does come in handy, however, as it enables the Simpsons to locate one another
easily when they visit an amusement park or zoo.
MARGE SIMPSON PICTURE
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