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"Crazy?"
By Sarah Harrison

This is a X-Files/ER crossover. 



Cook County Hospital


The hospital guerney was racing through the corridors of 
the Cook County Hospital.

"He's lost a lot of blood, he was shot through the stomach... 
please help him..." were the only words Agent Dana Scully 
could say.

"Carol take this lady to the sitting room and give her 
an asprin, please" ordered Dr Greene.

"Okay, just come this way and I'll get you a cup of 
coffee" Carol said to Scully.

"Oh, and page Carter and tell him to go down to the 
O.R. We'll need him." With that they turned the corner 
of the corridor and left Carol and Scully behind.

"He was shot by an automatic gun in the stomach. He's 
not allergic to anything that I know of. He's an F.B.I. 
Agent named Mulder. Oh... and he likes sunflower seeds." 
And with that she fainted.


~*~

Mulder was raced through the long corridors of the
hospital. Mulder was seeing stars and lights and
dancing sunflower seeds as he was rushed into a 
Operating Room.
"Samantha... come back... dance with me... the 
sunflower seeds need you... tell Scully to come too...
i want to dance with you..."

"This guy is crazy!" exclaimed Mark Greene.

"What have we got?" asked Peter Benton briskly.

"A bad shot wound in the stomach. The bullet passed 
through the stomach and out on his lower back on the 
left side."

"Ok, I'll take over from here."

"Thanks, my shifts over and I'm going to go meet my 
daughter."
Mark Greene ran out and back through the twisting corridors
almost bashing straight into Doug Ross.

"Sorry Doug. I'm just in a hurry to go see my daughter. If you're
looking for Carol she's with this lady who's pretty shaken up. I
should think I would be too if my girlfriend was shot in the 
stomach."

"You don't have a girlfriend."

"Well if I did..."

"Did you call the police?"

"No, I can't. She said she's an F.B.I. agent so I can't ring anyone."

"That's a pity. I'm sure she's lying, probably to protect her boyfriend. 
Did you check for I.D?"

"Nope, didn't get time."

"I'll go down there now then. Carol will be waiting for me so I'd better 
go."

"Yeah, I'd better go now too."


		~*~

"Carol, wait up."

"Oh, hi Doug. Can you help me move this lady into a room... she fainted."

"Yeah, sure. Need someone strong to help you?" said Doug jokingly.

"No, I just don't want to have to page Carter to get him to help me."

"Yeah sure."

"Come on. I think you'll have to check her. She seemed a bit hysterical
when she came in. Maybe she's been taking some dope?"

"Ya reckon?"

"Or, probably not. I mean look at those clothes. Only straight people would
wear a mini skirt and suit."

"Yeah."

Doug and Carol lifted Scully up and put her on a hospital bed.
As they weaved their way back through the hospital corridors to the
normal ward they talked.

"So what do you want to do tonight?" asked Doug

"I don't mind."

"Neither do I."

"Well do you want to go out to dinner?"

"Yeah, sounds great. I'll pick you up at 6?"

"That's fine."

With that Carol left Doug with Scully and went to find Anna who was
at that time looking after an eighty year old with a broken wrist.

"Anna!"

"Hi, Carol."

"Hello Mrs Smith. How are you feeling?"

"Much better thank you, nurse."

"That's good."

Anna and Carol left the room and were walking towards the lunch room as
a guerney trolley rushed by.

"I'll take it" yelled Anna as she and the trolley disappeared down the 
corridor.


		~*~
Meanwhile....

Carter was running towards the OR as fast as he could. 

"Carter I've paged you 3 times. They need you in the OR." said Jeannie.

"Yeah I now, I was just at lunch with my mother."

"Well hurry up they wanted you there 15 minutes ago."

"I'm going, I'm going."

		~*~
  
The next day 9:00 am

"Okay we'll need you're name miss?" asked Doug 
Ross who was standing over Scully's bed.

"Where am I?" A dazed voice asked. All Scully could see 
was a bright light and a shadow leaning over her. Almost
looks like an aliens head thought Scully.

"You're in Cook County Hospital. You came in here 
yesterday at about 12:00 with a man you called Mulder. 
You said he was an FBI agent."

"Where is he. What happened?" Scully's heart was racing.

"He is in Intensive care. He was shot through the 
stomach. You told us he was shot with a shotgun and 
then you fainted."

"Oh. Is he all right?"

"Yes, the operation was successful."

"That's good."

"Are you feeling better?"

"Yes." 

"Okay well you told us he was with the F.B.I. and..."

"Yes we work with the bureau, we were looking into a 
case that Mulder thought might have had something to 
do with aliens.There have been a lot of reports of alien
abductions in this area so we were checking it out.
We've already interviewed 10 abductees who can almost
positively ID one if they were to see one again. Anyway
we were walking along a passageway and he was shot.
I don't remember too much after that."

"Okay... (what kind of freak is this woman thought 
Doug) so what are your names?"

"I'm Agent Dana Scully and he's Agent Fox Mulder." 
Scully smiled up at the docter."Will I be able to
see him soon?"

"I'm afraid not Dana..."

"Scully."

"Sorry, Scully but he's not allowed visiters yet. 
He has been seriously injured. Maybe tomorrow."

"But I'm a doctor and I think that it'll be fine if
I just saw him for a moment."

"I'm sorry, but Dr Benton is in charge of Mr Mulder
so if he decides he isn't well enough for very close
visitors then no-one can visit him... and we're in
charge here, not you."

Swinging around Doug left the room. As he walked along 
the corrider he mentioned to Carter.

"That lady in room 321 is crazy I think. You know 
that book Jose Chung's From Outer Space?'

"I don't think I've read that one."

"You now, with Diana Leskey and Reynard Muldrake?"

"Oh, yes of course."

"Yeah, well she thinks she's with the F.B.I. I 
think she's read the book because you just can 
tell she got those names from Jose Chueng's book.
And the hair, I think it's just a little too red".

"Yeah, probably is crazy. Better keep her in then."

THE END

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