TRUE LIES

I know I know, the title's shocking but I honestly couldn't think of anything else, 
plus it has basically NOTHING to do with the story line! But too bad so sad don't
get mad, just be glad I'm not your dad!! He he he !

Ummmmm, yeah yeah all the usual, I don't own these people etc etc. lets not waste 
time!

By the way I thought I'd let you know this is only like a five-minute job so don't be 
too cruel with the comments! 

Ummm, damn I was gonna say something else, hhhhmmmmmmm.......... That's right um I'm 
hoping this will get people back on the ball, and start writing again, coz
we've had a bit of a drought with FF's lately!

Sorry about all that shit but hey that's what ya get!

BYE

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Rated: ummm lets say aaahhh 16+

Summery: When people start getting suss about "the" relationship PJ and Maggs try and 
give them a bum steer!

Well that's all I can think of putting so BYE BYE & enjoy

Almost forgot, this is BEFORE Dash was diagnosed with cancer!

Bye the way this is by Sarah Partridge?inc. 

You wouldn't believe the lengths me and Anna went to so I could finish this and get 
it to ya, so you'd better bloody appreciate it!

sarah_partridge@hotmail.com 

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"Mmm, aah Peej, PJ, PJ, stop!" said Maggie as she pulled away from her lovers passionate 
kisses.

"Nah lets not stop now, I like this," he said leaning forward to kiss her again.

"But Peej everyone's just out in the main office and they......... mmmm," she gave up as 
her boyfriends passion took over her body.



"PJ, stop!" she said pulling away from him.

"Now, come on, I've been in here for at least twenty minutes, and everyone knows we're 
not investigating a case, because there's none to investigate. So I think they
might be getting a bit suss."

"Mmm, yeah I guess," he replied kissing her lightly on the head.

"No, don't start again, or I'll never get out of here," she said walking out of his 
office and straightening her shirt and hair.

"Maggie, I thought you'd gone out chasing crims," said Nick as he saw her.

"Nah I've been in PJ's office."

"Doing what? You've been in there at least half an hour," added Dash.

"Just finishing old paper work, and chatting."

"Mt Thomas station, we have a report of a bag-snatch on the main street, just opposite 
the jewelers."

"Ah, Mt Thomas station received, and on way....PJ!" Maggie called.

"Coming Maggs," he said in a sweet voice.

"What on earth was that?" commented Dash as soon as they'd both left. "Yeah, I know, it 
was a bit odd wasn't it," added Adam.

"Ah, my young inexperienced constables, you're forgetting one important thing, PJ is odd!"

"Yeah you could be right there. But since when does PJ actually do paperwork?"

"Or chat," added Dash.

In the car

"PJ I think everyone's getting a bit suss."

"what do you mean? I thought everything was going fine," he said in a worried tone.

"na, na, there's nothing to worry about, we are, but I think those young coppers are 
picking up on a few things."

"So, we'll just have to put them off the scent won't we!" 

"Oh yeah, and how do we do that exactly?" 

"Well, we could have a fight in my office, and then everyone will get the impression we 
hate each other." 

"Yeah, I guess. I'll do anything to stop the boss finding out and splitting us up." 

"Yeah, but hey, we're here now, so we can figure it out later."

"Mrs Sinclair, can you please describe your attacker?" asked PJ as they met Katie Sinclair.
 The young woman looked up as a light brown curl fell down onto her
tear stained face. Maggie and PJ looked at her in pity, and Maggie put her arm around Katie to 
comfort her.

The Station

"How did it go?" asked Tom as they walked into the station. "The poor woman, she was pretty 
badly shaken and she'd been hit on the head, so she's gone down to
the hospital to get it checked out."

About 15 minutes later PJ stuck his head out of his office. "Maggie, can I please see you?"

Maggie looked surprised, "Um, yeah coming."

"What is it?" she asked as she walked in and closed the door behind her.

"Now?" he whispered.

Maggie nodded slightly in response

"About Mrs Sinclair, now doesn't it seem a bit odd that one second she doesn't have a clue 
what her attacker looked like, now she can describe him right down to a
tee." 

PJ she was in shock.

"Hear me out MAGGIE," he said as he raised his voice. 

"No PJ hear me out! You never give up, or give anyone else a chance to have their say, 
you always have to be right don't you."

"It doesn't pay to be wrong in this job. Plus, YOU are accusing me of being demanding, 
now who's being obnoxious!" 

"God your such an arrogant bastard PJ Hasham," she yelled as she walked out into the 
office, and slammed the door behind her. She was trying her hardest no to
crack a smile, but in the mean time PJ was in his office laughing his head off. 

"Doyle my office NOW, and Shultz, get PJ in here pronto."

"Yes boss," he replied as he quickly got up and knocked on the C.I. office door.

"Ah PJ the boss wants to see you."

 

Tom's Office

"Now you two better get your priorities straight. This is the second screaming 
match within a matter of months. If it happens once more, I'm going to split you two
up. Even if you have been working pretty well together lately, we can't afford 
to be having these sudden outbursts. Do you understand me?"

PJ was looking at the floor and realised that if he didn't get out of there and 
quick he'd lose it in a fit of laughter, so he nodded a reply and escaped to his office.

"You know Doyle, some days you and PJ are best friends and the next, like chalk 
and cheese, what's wrong, has anything happened?" "Ah, no boss, I'm, we're
fine," she replied casually walking out of his office.

As she sat down at her desk, she looked shaken, as you would after a fight with 
your best friend. Over the next few days Maggie and PJ were acting as though they
hated the sight of each other so they never had time to themselves, to duck away 
in the station. And with the crime rate rising in Mt Thomas they never got 

a chance to see each other after work.

With dash presumably going to St Davids, to see a band, Maggie decided it would be 
the perfect time to have PJ over for dinner. That night when Maggie got home
she called out to see if Dash was home, when she got no response, she picked up the 
phone and called PJ. As she was cooking chicken neapolitana Dash woke up
from her sleep, still with headphones on, and decided to see what was being cooked 
for dinner, but before she could drag herself out of bed, she fell back asleep.

"To the most beautiful woman I know," PJ toasted his wine to Maggie before eating. 
Once they'd finished dinner Maggie and PJ retired to the couch and discussed
their argument.

"You know I think all those dim-witted coppers actually fell for it," PJ chuckled. 

"Yeah, I know. Geese, did you see the boss' face? It looked like he was about to 
burst a blood vessel." 

"Yeah, not exactly what we'd planned was it?" "I was sure I was going to burst out 
laughing in front of him, I'm so glad I didn't!"

"Well we'll just have to make you start now, won't we!" he said as he started 
tickling her.

"PJ no!" She jumped up and ran behind the couch, but he jumped over it, caught her, 
and pulled her down on the couch to start tickling her. "Ah NO!!" she
squealed.

 Dash sat up in bed, confused. 
She lay back down and looked at the roof.

Meanwhile Maggie and PJ are on the couch, Maggie, top unbuttoned, and PJ still 
tickling her, she was laughing so hard that it had become silent, she was gasping
for air, and a tear ran down the side of her face.

She suddenly let out a loud spurt of laughter and PJ went from kissing her to laughing 
her. By now Dash had jumped out of bed, and walked into the living room
where she saw Maggie and PJ making out on the couch. "Oops," she muttered as she turned 
to leave.

"Dash! What are you doing home?" asked Maggie, as she sat up and started buttoning up 
her top, and looked at PJ who was calmly running his hand trough his hair.
"I thought you went to see a band in St Davids." 

"Ah, no I bailed, coz I didn't feel to well, so I decided to come home and have an 
early night.

"Ah about this..." PJ started. 

"Don't worry. I mean, it's a complete shock, I thought you two hated each other, but 
I'll keep it to myself. And I'm really sorry about walking in on you like that!"

As she turned and walked away PJ put his arm around Maggie. "Well at least we have 
somewhere to go every night without sneaking around."

"Mmmm you're dead right, she replied with a smile and a kiss."

The end!?

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I thought I might let you know, if you don't care, too bad, but whoever wrote up the 
conversation between 

Maggie and PJ in the ep. Moving House when PJ is leaving Maggie's place after Dash 
shows up, PJ handed Maggie back her bra, you see it, and hear him say
"Here's ya bra." So there you go!

Stay happy and keep smiling!

Till next time

SAZ!?