My baby's gone to jail
She won't be out for quite a while
My baby's gone to jail
Cause she set fire to my child
You know what she did
She charcoal grilled the kid
Then got a butane lighter
To ignite the little shit
All I'm saying is
I think she's a psychopath
She threw a radiator
Into my sister's bath and
I'm just praying
Must I paint a picture
All I'm hoping is
That they don't convict her
My baby's gone to jail
She reads books to me
By the Marquis De Sade
I'd like to repremand her
But it's always hard and
She's a sado-masochist
An anochistic arsonist
Manic Depressive Dalinist
And she gets worse when she gets premenstrual
All I'm saying is
She needs psychiatric care
She swallowed razor blades
In truth or dare and
All I'm saying is hey
Give her a break
You all know that
We've all made mistakes
So What
So What
So What
So What
If they use the noose
They'll crack her pretty neck
They'll singe her hair
If she goes to the chair
And although she cut
My Ovaltine with crack
I want her back
My baby's gone to jail
She may be doing life
She took a twelve inch shotgun
And blew away my wife
I'll beg the judge to join her
In a six foot cell
Cause cruising singles bars
Is worse than hell
All I'm saying is
She's got this jealous streak
Saw my woman and
Man she really freaked
Took that chainsaw of love
To say we're through
Cut off my wedding ring
And took my finger too
My baby's gone to jail
My baby's gone
My baby's gone to jail
My baby's gone
My baby's gone to jail
My baby's gone
My baby's gone to jail
My baby's gone
So what!