You've been flirting like crazy
Since I walked in through the door
You were so damn obvious
I almost licked the floor
And though your not attractive
There is still something that appeals
Like a baby seal with its head caved in
Or eating jellied eels.
Please don't turn away now
You know exactly who you are.
Is it just that you smell the scent
Of a minor mega-star
Nows your chance
Let's not dance
Let's really get in on
And touch me you fool (touch him you fool)
And touch me you fool (touch him you fool)
I know (I know) your shy
Forget (forget) that guy
And touch me! (touch him!)
You play fair, you're Mayfair
Your hotels on Park Lane
Your waterworks are wonderful
Oh how can I explain
That to me your more than cute
Your no trivial pursuit
Your the one I'd go to jail for
The one that I'd post bail for
I wont pass go if you say no
Give me the chance to play for -
Kiss me you fool, kiss me you fool
Your not cupid,
Just kiss me stupid!
Kiss me!
Come on and kiss me you fool
Come on and kiss me you fool
Come on and kiss me you fool
Come on and kiss me you fool
For you I'd scale the Gandees
I'd swin the Piranese
I'd wade through vats of leeches
In the nude, just as a tease.
I'd open up my heart for you
And various other things
Your eyes are most inviting
Your lips are so exciting
C'mon let's play,
Don't run away
I need you so, it's frightening!
Feel me you fool (feel me you fool)
Feel me you fool (feel me you fool)
Oh it (it would) be bliss
Get a grip ( a grip) on this!
And feel me! (and feel me!)
C'mon and feel me, touch me, squeeze me, tease me,
Bump me, pump me, hump me, jump me
Root me, poop me, hoop me, scoop me,
Hurt me, squirt me,
Belch me, felch me,
Whip me....
Just fuck me!
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