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The People VS. Norville Rogers and Scoobert Doo


One of the most convincing cases against poor Shag and Scoob is the fact that while between episodes, Scooby and Shaggy smoked weed and other illicit mind-altering substances. Some of the points supporting this is the fact that Shaggy and Scooby hallucinated most of the unexplained happening common on the show, and explains the fact why the duo are always hungry. Also, (Of course), Shaggy is the stereotypical hippy (Even Hanna and Barbera reckon so), and it's well known that hippies, apart from talking funny (Saying 'Like', which Shaggy throws into almost everything he says), loving the world and playing guitars (Shaggy can play the guitar, but I don't know about loving the world), and of course, the grungy style of dress. But the one thing Hippies are remembered the most for, is taking drugs. Otherwise, apart from taking drugs, Scooby and Shaggy are fine.

The People VS. Fred Jones


• Fred's been accused of many things, for such a quiet charachter. Of course, it's no secret that he's heavily into Daphne, and it's true that splitting up with her has a deeper motive than getting the mystery solved (Supposedly, Fred is always eager to solve mysteries JUST SO THAT he gets to split up with Daphne). It's not hard to guess what they do, while they're off camera (Almost all the time, except for a few seconds showing them finding a few clues). There are a few versions of this that a considerably worse, citing some pretty heavy reasons, involving rape, abuse, sexual harrasment and fetishes, but I won't go into that.

• Fred has also been accused of doing steroids, and smuggling drugs in the Mystery Machine. Evidence for this is the fact that he's really muscular, and his violent villain-tackling tendancies.

• Furthermore, Fred has also been accused of being gay. Supposedly, because he wears an ascot, he's gay. Great reasoning there. And even if he's not, he's a redneck, again because of the ascot. It's no suprise that he lost it in "Scooby Doo On Zombie Island"

  The People VS. Daphne Blake

  Ah, yes. Daphne, the subject of many a teenager's fantasies and erotic stories (Honestly!). There's not much about Daphne, really. Most theories against her involve the other members of the gang. some theories are that she smokes cocaine (because she's rich), or that she's a slut. More theories on the way... as soon as I can find them.

  The People VS. Velma Dinkley

  Conspiracys involving Velma many there are not. Some people say that she was a lesbian, because she didn't have ONE romantic interest in the show before "Bravo Dooby Doo". Coming to think of it, neither did Shaggy. Ah, but he's too high on crack to think for himself. Velma is also accused of mothering SCrappy Doo with Scooby, due to the fact that SCrappy can talk properly, and isn't afraid of ghosts.

  The People VS. The Gang

  The gang have been in several theories, one citing that they aren't nice kids that run around solving mysteries and tour the world, they are drug runners and dealers, occasionaly stopping to pull the mask off an old guy's face. That's it. Nothing else.

  The People VS. The Mystery Machine

  The Mystery Machine's back seat is sometimes a seat, a complicated intelligence base, a garage, a storage area, or sometimes just an empty space. This has led to many rumours about the back seat.