"He's not going to be Frank," Riley said, shaking his head and crossing his arms.

Spike shrugged. "Then the world can go to hell for all I care."

Giles sighed. "The rules are clearly spelled out in the prophecy. The Slayer and her mate are to be Janet and Brad, the former demon and her mate are to be Riff Raff and Magenta, the neutered vampire is to be Dr. Frank-N- Furter, the witch is to be Dr. Scott and her mate is to be Columbia and...the Watcher..."

"Let me guess...Rocky?" Tara ventured.

Giles nodded.

"And this is a real prophecy? Who's the narrator?"

They all looked at the other person in the room.

"No way!" Buffy said. "She's not even old enough to get into a rated R movie!"

Dawn stood up. "Well, it's not my fault I'm so young. But I don't want the world to go to hell, Buffy."

Buffy sighed. "Fine...cover your eyes at most parts, and whatever you do, *don't* tell mom!"

The next night, Anya, Willow, Tara and Buffy all giggled as they got ready. "I'm just so glad there's not an audience for this," Buffy said, looking at her drab and dull clothing.

"Um," Dawn said, peeking out behind the curtain.

"What do you mean, 'um'?" Buffy said.

"We have an audience. Look."

The four women looking out at the supposedly empty seats.

Empty seats that were now full.

"What the hell?" Willow muttered.

"Dawn, go out there and find out why the hell we have an audience," Buffy muttered.

Dawn headed straight to a cute guy in the front row. She smiled, he smiled, he pulled out a pen and a flyer and wrote something on it and handed it to her. She grinned even more, started to blush, and then went back behind the curtain.

"Well?" the four women asked.

"Someone heard there was going to be a showing at midnight, and..." She showed them the flyer.

"Let me have it," Buffy said.

"No!"

Buffy looked at her sister shrewdly. "What did that guy write on it?"

"His phone number."

She shook her head. "Mom won't let you go out with a college student."

"Actually, he's in my homeroom. I told him I was going to be the narrator. He gave me his number." She stuck her tounge out at her sister and went over to Giles, who was organizing everything. Buffy noted he was still dressed in normal clothing.

"What a great start," Buffy muttered.

"Let's just hope this works," Tara added.

The house lights dimmed, and the movie began to play.

"Michael Rennie was ill
The Day the Earth Stood Still
But he told us where we stand.
And Flash Gordon was there
In silver underwear,
Claude Rains was the Invisible Man..."