sung to the tune of the Patty Duke show intro

Meet Janette whose lived most everywhere,
From Paris and London and in Times Square.
But Nichola had only been in war,
And didn't really know the score!
What a crazy pair!

But they're immortal!
Immortal beloveds all the way!
One pair of fierce blood-suckers, different as NIGHT and day!

Where Janette adores the fashion scene,
The Paris wine and its cuisine.
But Nichola loves to go on patrol,
And blood from women makes him lose control.
Are they good or mean?

But they're Immortal!
Immortal beloveds and you'll find.
They drink blood the same, they fly the same, at times they even growl the same.
You can lose your life!
When Immortals are of the vampire kind!