Sung to the tune of "Casper the Friendly Ghost!"

Janette the friendly vampire, the friendliest vampire you know,
Tho' mortals fear to be near this dear, other vampire's love her so!
She always says, "Hello." And she's really glad to meet you.
Wherever she may go, she's in style and has the latest hairdo!

You may not understand why vampires respect and love her so.
It's easy with age comes courtesy, and she's over a 1000 years old!