Sung to the tune of "The Brady Bunch"

Here's the story, of a lovely lady.
Who had stylish fashioned clothes in every room!
All of them had red-trim and gold buttons.
Not what you'd find in a tomb.

It's the story of a man named, Nicky.
Who was angst and guilt-ridden through and through.
He was sad and needed a pick-me-upper,
Or death would be his doom.

Till the one day when Janette picked up on Nicky,
And she lured him to the darkness of the soul.
Now they roam the night still together,
Drinking blood from mortals always their main goal!

The blood's the goal. The blood's the goal.
That's the life of a vampire, so I'm told.