to the tune of Petticoat Junction
(Hey am I showing my age or what?)

Come ride the elevator that goes up several stories to the Loft!
Forget about mortal woes, it is time to cross over at the Loft!
Lots of blood you bet! Even more when you get to the Loft!
Knight's Loft!

(sound of train whistle and clikkety clack of train wheels on track)

There's a dandy nightclub that's not far away called the Raven. (Janette's Raven)
It is run by Janette come and be her meal at the Raven. (Janette's Raven)
And there's old Lacroix, He'll sink fangs in your craw at the Raven.

The Loft and the Raven! Ya'll come back now, ya hear?