The following is sung to the tune of "Green Acres"

Nick:

  Toronto is the place to be!
  Blood-sucking is the life for me!
  Vampires exist but what the Heck?
  Keep your food Just give me a human neck!

Janette:

  No! Paris is where I'd rather drink
  Wine laced blood keeps me in the pink!
  I just adore the Eiffel Tower!
  Keep Toronto, just give me that Paris Power!

Nick: The Skyline!
Janette: The Paris wine!
Nick: Loft's Haven!
Janette: The Raven!

Nick: You are my wife!
Janette: Goodbye Paris life!
Nick/Janette: Toronto we'll stay here!

This has been a Whitehorn-ways Presentation, Darling!