Sung to the tune of Beverly Hillbillies!

Come, listen to my story about a man named Nick,
A brave Crusader who was feelin' mighty sick!
And then one day Janette lured him to the night,
Lacroix grabbed him up and took a great big bite!

Blood that is! Red Food! Translyvania Tea!

Well, the first thing ya know old Nick's a vampire,
His thirst for blood was really gettin' higher!
He needed more blood and he looked on with glee,
His next victim would be Dr. Natalie!

Coroner that is! Dead Bodies! Lots of Food!

The Toronto Vampire!

(THIS HAS BEEN A CANADIAN PRESENTATION!)